Sush : The show is going to be a gross just like her name. *keeping her harmonium away disappointingly*
Zey : I think right now i'm the one who is looking gross. *looking herself in the mirror*
Mark : Oh no...don't say that honey. You have no idea how handsome you are and i think i just made you a li'l more. *looking at him dreamily*
Zey : *throwing a weird look* Uh..okay
Mark : *Dashing towards Sandy* Don't be upset *startling him by gripping his shoulders* You are handsome too. Just like the twinkling stars in the sky.
Sandy : Really? *checks out his non exsistant muscles*
Mark : Awww...yes my kuchie poo. *smacks kisses on his face*
Sandy : Eww...enough Mark. Enough for today. Now get off me. *Distancing him and taking deep relieving breath*
Mark : Okhay Okhay *sheepishly* I'll be back sweetie pies in some time. Hope Mrs. Grosse doesn't fire me. *high-fives with laughing Sush and rushes out of the room*
Sush : Haha...Mark is so cute sometimes. *thuds on a chair*
Sandy : Very *glaring at her and wiping her cheeks*
Zey : I'm Hairy...Hairrryy Puttarrr. WAIT Whaat? Seriously? *wide eyes seeing the script*
Sandy : And I'm Don...Don Weasley. Naam to suna hi hoga. Hayyiin *does an Amitabh Bachchan pose*
Sush : And I'm Harmonium *curling her hair with a wicked smile* beauty with brains and this is my...*comes a screeching noise from the instrument*
Zey : Shut up Sush with your so called instrument.
Sush : *Sush shuts up and looks at the script but speaks up again* Miss Stammerling has totally ruined the script. She has scripted the dialogues the way she speaks...H-hi I'm H-h-harmonium and you a-a-are? *wide eyes*
Zey : But she is the sane person we have...at least saner than Mrs. Grosse.
Sandy : Did someone notice? She has been wearing the same pair of socks for 3 days.
Sush : *immediately cups her nose* Yuck! She stinks a lot. I can't even breathe in her presence. She is surely a burden on this world.
Zey : And her bad temper and gross ideas are going to ruin our play. *hmmphhs*
Sandy : And we are forgetting Miss sexy Sanno Nakhrewaali. *winks*
Sush : Sexy and she? She is Make-up ki dukaan.Vanity at its heights. Oh my god!! I don't have matching earring. What do I do now? Oh My God...pimple on my face. Oh my god *imitating Miss Sanno Nakhrewaali and rolls her eyes*
Sandy : Hey hey hey...why do I smell something burning??
Sush : Excuse me...
Zey : Guys guys...stop. We have just some minutes to go. Let's go and get our costumes and there you can decide if Miss Sanno Nakhrewaali is Sexy or Make-up ki dukaan. Now come on otherwise Mrs. Grosse will eat us alive.
Sandy : But eating humans is not made legitimate yet.
Sush : It won't matter to Mrs. Grosse.
*leaves the green room*
*45 mins later at St. Francis Catholic High School's Auditorium*
Announcer : Ladies and Gentlemen, Boy and Girls Let's cheer it for our Freshers. They are presenting before you a parody on Harry Potter, the scene where Ron, Harry and Hermione met for the first time. The twist in the tale is that they are presenting when the three Idiot's mate.
*The curtains are rolled back revealing Hairy Puttar who is seated on a bench. The back screen flashing picture of a train compartment.*
Hairy : *scratching his head* Uh- *looks around and smiles at the anxious audience*
Don : Excuse meee - aahhh *knocks down on the floor*Owww. My head *rubs his head*
Miss Stammerling : *Behind the stage* D-d-damn.
Don : Hi! I'm Don Measly.
Miss Stammerling : Weasely. W-w-weasley *whispers*
Hairy: I'm Hairy. Hairy Puttar *ruffling his hair*
Don : Haha. Hairy. Haha *leans back laughing*
Hairy : What's so funny? *glares angrily*
Miss Stammerling : Concetr-r-rate Guys.
Don : Hey! You have that. that-
Hairy : That What Don?
Don : Where is your thunder mark? *searching his face and almost audible to the audience*
*Mrs. Grosse gasps and turns around to glare at Mark Asher with her blazing eyes who gulps inwardly and bits his nails*
[On the Stage]
Hairy : Ahh.umm it must be..it must be on my scalp...yeah-yeah right...it's on my scalp..so..so you can't see it *grins sheepishly at the audience who sat back and relax and then glares at Don*
Don : Whaaat? *lips*
Hairy : So? *forgot his dialogue*
Don : So? *They blink and just stare at each other*
Miss Stammerling : S-s-sandy...sweeth-heart go on the stage and t-try to handle everything *nervously*
Sandy : But...I'm not rea- *and she is pushed onto the stage*
[On the stage]
Don : Umm the food is good hon *gobbling the jellies* Wow chocolate frog?
Hairy : *smiling wickedly* Yes. Want to have it?
Don : Yo. Yes. *opens the box and the frog inside jumps and clings on his nose* Oww...No No..Woah. Go. Go. Go away. *screams jumping down the seat*
Frog *croaks and goes jumping to the backstage*
Mrs. Grosse : I should have known. I should have that you are good for nothing people. WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT ME NOW. DEVIL STAMMERLING?? Run before I bury you alive in the ground.
Miss Stammerling : *gulps seeing the frog vanishing inside her skirt* B-b-but Ma'am..
Mrs. Grosse : Now What? Do you want me to dooo *starts jumping up and down frantically*
[On the stage]
Don : Phew! Horrible!
Hairy : *winks when they hear a thud and froze*
Don : EARTHQUAKE...EARTHQUAKE!! *Screaming*
Mrs. Grosse : WATER!! WATER!!...I'm going to faint. WATER!!!!
[On the stage]
Harmonium : *comes there stumbling with the instrument hanging around her neck* Hey...hey it's me.
Don : *calms down*you are?
Harmonium : I'm Harmonium. You can call me Hermi. *Smiles*
Don : You're a musician? *hisses when hairy pinches and glares at him*
Hairy : You play it?
Harmonium : How dumb, no this is my magical harmonium. It creates magic. Stop asking stupid questions and get back to your jobs *whispers*
Hairy : Well, Hi! I'm Hairy Puttar.
Harmonium : Woahh!! THE HAIRY PUTTAR!! *stares at him from top to bottom and then his unruly hair* You have that scar???? Can you please show it to me??? *comes closer*
Hairy : *gulps* ermm...
Don : Haha...Haha...Haha
Harmonium : Whaat? *squinted eyes*
Don : You cannot see it.
Harmonium : It's on his scalp right?
Don : You know? Mark sir must had forgotten to put it *quickly cups his mouth and looks at the confused audience*
*Harmonium gasps while Hairy scratched his head*
Mrs. Grosse : Where is that MORON? WHERE IS HE? MARKKK! I'll Kill you!! *Mark Asher hiding under the table*
[On the stage]
Don : So, you can really do magicc with this harmonium?
Harmonium : Yes..I know the right spells *flutters her eyes*
Hiary : Example ?
Harmonium : Um hmm...You. Stand here in the center. Oculus Totalus *takes rounds around him but nothing happens* Urh *smiles sheepishly*
Don : Right spells han?
Harmonium : Yess. Lem'me show you now. Oculus Reparo.
*thin strand of Hairy's and Don's hair raised and then they are up in the air floating*
Harmonium : Damn *muttered and looked up at the boys screaming for help*
Mrs. Grosse : Heart Attack *breathing heavily* Someone call the ambulance...pp-pplease...These morons just gave me a heart attack *curled up in a fetus position*
Nakhrewaali : *comes running* Are you going to die? Please please please confirm.
Mrs. Grosse : *sits straight* You want me to?
Nakhrewaali : Who doesn't? *Stop when Mrs. Grosse glares* I mean who would want you? Shall I call an ambulance?
Mrs. Grosse : Yes you fool. Go Away NOWWW!! *starts breathing unevenly again*
[On the stage]
Hermione : Alohomora...Urgh. No No. Umm.Pertificus Totalus...Oculus Reparo *Hairy and Dons thuds on the floor*
Hairy : My head. It's spinning.
Don : Au revoir friends.
Hermione : *bending down* So how was it? *giggling*
Hairy and Don : The real speelll!!
Hermione : Okay. Change into something. I'll be arriving soon. *goes out of the compartment*
*and the curtains are closed*
Miss Stammerling : Awww...S-s-sush darling. You were gr-r-reat! It was A-a-wesome! *hugs her*
Mark : Oh my handsome boys *screams* you were breath-taking and splendid *grasps them and smacks kisses on their face*
Hairy : Where's Mrs. Grosse?
Nakhrewaali : *smiling sheepishly* She has been taken to the nearest hospital.
Sandy : What? *shocked*
Miss Stammerling : Y-y-yes...Due to a cardiac arrest. A-a-after watching your perf-f-fomance *winks*
Mark : Come on. It's time we celebrate.
*Sandy, sush and zey glanced at each other before shrugging and following them*
.MissStubborn. as Zey/Hairy Puttar
SushK16 as Sush/Harmonium
-sevenstreaks- as Sandy/Don
Asherkibiwi as Mark Asher [Costume Designer]
ANGELICEYES as Angel Stammerling [Script Writer and Prompter]
CrazyKupKakes as Sannu Nakhrewali [Make-up Artist]
-Koeli_Appy- as Mrs. Appy Grosse [Director of the Play "3 IDIOTS"]
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