SS 52 Gain & Loss--A Menopausal Sosy - Page 69

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Posted: 6 years ago
Running up bills


I see Nam is back, this is for herBig smile

LISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE
THERE IS THREE OF US IN YOUR HEAD
THREE WHOLE PEOPLE
YOU ALWAYS DO WHATEVER U FEEL LIKE
THERE WAS ONE PERSON THEN
SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO GO RETURN DIDE'S MONEY
U DID
DIDNT YOU?

UMMM... I WANTED TO SEE HIM REACT
WELL
I DIDNT WANT TO "SEE" HIM REACT
I WANTED HIM TO KNOW I DONT NEED CHARITY

THE FRICKING RS.5 COIN FELL OUT
THE ASSISTANT COULDNT TAPE THE ENVELOPE
SHITT!!!
I SHOULD HAVE TAPED IT SHUT
ALL MY FAULT
I SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THE RIDE FROM HIM TO HIS HOUSE
THE DARNED PURSE
HE MAKES ME GO WEAK IN MY KNEES
I AM LIKE A TEEN
I CANT THINK STRAIGHT IF HE IS IN THE ROOM
I SECRETLY WATCH HIM
ONLY TO BE "CAUGHT STARING"


"II" he called out on the mike

"enna " she asked casually forgetting where she was

"They want to know what happened next" he explained

She glared at him
REALLY?

"I dont know" she mumbled into the mike

"I think, I ate... and she stood by the wall.. wondering why I am not being a good host" "I asked her to eat"

The audience roared with laughter

"she ate"

IT STUNG
UR BEARD BRUISED MY SKIN
I COULD TASTE U ALL NIGHT LONG
I FELT LIKE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
THEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING
I FELT LIKE I HIT MENOPAUSE
THERE IS NO "IN BETWEEN" WITH YOU DA
NONE
ZILCH!!!
she moaned ineffectively



"And?"
"and?"

"Phir kya hua" the people screamed

"I took her home"


"and then u proposed"

"Umm not quite"

"There were some factual errors on a deployment status email
I pointed that out and as a post script told her how much the dinner costed" he said unfazed

People fell off their chair laughing

There was collective "oohs and aahs"

Sam looked dazed...

"And then u proposed?" the girl asked again

"Umm.. no.."

"No" II interrupted "I returned the Rs.5 AND the Rs.800 for dinner" she said smugly

"Oh ya" R&B acted like he had suddenly forgotten it, so he half smiled when his wife spoke again

II looked smug

RAKSHASANEY!!
I CAN SO GET YOU
DONT BRAG TOO MUCH HAAN?
ARGHHH!!!

"I went up to 20th and paid him back one afternoon" II said smugly

there was collective wails and moans... at the "sad" turn the love story was taking

"She said "we even" I told her "not even " (close!!) (he chuckled implying the word "close"), and kissed her in my office" he said softly

Jaws dropped...
"She ran up a bill of a few thousands" he said smuglyEmbarrassed

"SHE EVEN CAME HERE DRESSED LIKE A GODDESS ONE NIGHT TO RETURN HIS MONEY" Sam shrieked over the din, without a mikeBig smile

II turned to Sam in horror  "How could you"

"Very easily" Sam said kissing her cheek fondlyLOL


Posted: 6 years ago
Originally posted by harshita27


Originally posted by swathi1990


Originally posted by PriteeMisra


IF ate my review.
Nisha, absolutely loved it. No one can embarrass our Dude. Loved his declaration. Deep down this will make Ii happy too.
Wish Appa had witnessed it.
Smiling all the way.

Oh no...appa will kill the entire family and then die in heart attack...ROFL

No re.. I think he will first die of heart attack n then follow R&B like a shadow and R&B would be the only one to be able to see him... It would kill all "action" for R&B...worse than death for the Dude!ROFL


I am not able to eat breakfast.. My manager having coffee in next table..
LOL LOL
Posted: 6 years ago
Nisha am taking off tomorrow ... N YOU HAVE TO!!! There is no way in hell you can show us pyaasi aatma pani... N then say oh no its a mirage the lake is still far!! Shittt Nisha!! You got me on the edge... Even though I literally know their story!!!!LOL
Posted: 6 years ago
Aaj raat R&B II ke liye jaagran hai.. Aap sab aamantrit hain!!LOL
Posted: 6 years ago
Originally posted by putti77




I am not able to eat breakfast.. My manager having coffee in next table..
LOL LOL
Ask your manager if he owes YOU for the coffeeLOLROFL
Posted: 6 years ago
He ACTUALLY told the facts to the last minute detail... I have a suspicion he will disclose about their intimate moments as well with same smugness!! God!! Rakshasan to the core!! LOL
Posted: 6 years ago
"She said "we even" I told her "not even " (close!!) (he chuckled implying the word "close"), and kissed her in my office" he said softly

Heart
Posted: 6 years ago
Nisha has decided to put us in the oven instead of her banana bread ... Tongue

Chalo good day/ good night

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