Running up bills
I see Nam is back, this is for her😃
LISTEN TO YOUR INNER VOICE
THERE IS THREE OF US IN YOUR HEAD
THREE WHOLE PEOPLE
YOU ALWAYS DO WHATEVER U FEEL LIKE
THERE WAS ONE PERSON THEN
SHE TOLD YOU NOT TO GO RETURN DIDE'S MONEY
U DID
DIDNT YOU?
UMMM... I WANTED TO SEE HIM REACT
WELL
I DIDNT WANT TO "SEE" HIM REACT
I WANTED HIM TO KNOW I DONT NEED CHARITY
THE FRICKING RS.5 COIN FELL OUT
THE ASSISTANT COULDNT TAPE THE ENVELOPE
SHITT!!!
I SHOULD HAVE TAPED IT SHUT
ALL MY FAULT
I SHOULDNT HAVE TAKEN THE RIDE FROM HIM TO HIS HOUSE
THE DARNED PURSE
HE MAKES ME GO WEAK IN MY KNEES
I AM LIKE A TEEN
I CANT THINK STRAIGHT IF HE IS IN THE ROOM
I SECRETLY WATCH HIM
ONLY TO BE "CAUGHT STARING"
"II" he called out on the mike
"enna " she asked casually forgetting where she was
"They want to know what happened next" he explained
She glared at him
REALLY?
"I dont know" she mumbled into the mike
"I think, I ate... and she stood by the wall.. wondering why I am not being a good host" "I asked her to eat"
The audience roared with laughter
"she ate"
IT STUNG
UR BEARD BRUISED MY SKIN
I COULD TASTE U ALL NIGHT LONG
I FELT LIKE I LOST MY VIRGINITY
THEN THE FOLLOWING MORNING
I FELT LIKE I HIT MENOPAUSE
THERE IS NO "IN BETWEEN" WITH YOU DA
NONE
ZILCH!!!
she moaned ineffectively
"And?"
"and?"
"Phir kya hua" the people screamed
"I took her home"
"and then u proposed"
"Umm not quite"
"There were some factual errors on a deployment status email
I pointed that out and as a post script told her how much the dinner costed" he said unfazed
People fell off their chair laughing
There was collective "oohs and aahs"
Sam looked dazed...
"And then u proposed?" the girl asked again
"Umm.. no.."
"No" II interrupted "I returned the Rs.5 AND the Rs.800 for dinner" she said smugly
"Oh ya" R&B acted like he had suddenly forgotten it, so he half smiled when his wife spoke again
II looked smug
RAKSHASANEY!!
I CAN SO GET YOU
DONT BRAG TOO MUCH HAAN?
ARGHHH!!!
"I went up to 20th and paid him back one afternoon" II said smugly
there was collective wails and moans... at the "sad" turn the love story was taking
"She said "we even" I told her "not even " (close!!) (he chuckled implying the word "close"), and kissed her in my office" he said softly
Jaws dropped...
"She ran up a bill of a few thousands" he said smugly😳
"SHE EVEN CAME HERE DRESSED LIKE A GODDESS ONE NIGHT TO RETURN HIS MONEY" Sam shrieked over the din, without a mike😃
II turned to Sam in horror "How could you"
"Very easily" Sam said kissing her cheek fondly😆
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