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Hi Level Technical Jokes: '''

Scientists were playing hide & seek in heaven.

Einstein was seeker.

Newton didn't hide & stood in a square of 1 meter.

Einstein: I found u Newton !! Thhappa !!!

Newton: U are Wrong.

I am not Newton.

As I am standing in 1 mtr square, I am Newton/per mt sq. 

So I am Pascal..

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Q: What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

A: "You may have graduated but I've got so many degrees" '

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Did you hear oxygen and magnesium dating together?

OMg!!

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What if Oxygen went on a date with Potassium?

Its OK..

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Atom 1: I just lost an electron. 

Atom 2:how u feel? 

Atom 1: positive

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Q:What do you get when you put 2 iron atoms & cobalt in mixer

CoFFee

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What do you get after reaction of two sodium atoms with a Barium atom... 

BaNaNa

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And finally ...

Can't end without a movie dialogue

Electron to neutron : mere pass charge hai , spin hai, magnetic field hai, reactivity hai ... Tumhare pass kya hai

Neutron : mere pass... MAAs hai  

Aap agaye this bahar aaa gaya hai 😉

😳

Tried to read the updates on my cell phone, but wanted to preserve the battery since there was No means of charging it. Was just thinking, how terribly dependant we are on power in this country. I couldn't even get my car out of the garage because the door is powered. Would have had to do it manually but that involves great amounts of efforts. Anyhow it's back on but has seriously gotten me thinking of how dependent we have become...BUT one thing it certainly did, this power outage, had the greatest time with my kids READING and telling stories...otherwise it's the same old teenagers locked In their rooms and coming out only at meal times! 

Anyhow many many congratulations, I guess missed some fantastic discussions as Nisha belted update after update. The reactions were all bang on and with the end of euphoria, real life kicks in I guess! 

Towards many many many more melodious symphonies and towards the beautiful journey of NIVI as she makes a COMEBACK! Congrats Nisha! 

Awww...mujhe special treatment??😳...

🤗 🤗...hwzz u cutie????!!😳..

Hii jai n jyo...😳

Byee ..I guess my timing is wrong...