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Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen,
To the exclusive interview of the popular Hindu God Krishna, better known as Gopal, the little cowherd, on his birthday with the Pro Reporter.
Pro :*smiles broad* We are in Vrindavan, under the Kadamba tree beside which stretches a vast lush, green meadow. A number of cows and bulls are grazing around, while a calf is nibbling at our camera, apparently asking for a selfie! Ah! There's Mr. Balraam! Hello Sir! How do you fare?
Balraam : *uninterested* Nicely! Thank you.
Pro : Sir! A second please. We are here from the Mytho Masti channel, and mean to have a short chat with your brother.
Balraam : Then go and look for him! Why waste my time? *angry puff*
Pro : Sir, we had a question for you too! We have heard that your brother is the naughtiest brother in the whole world. What are your views on this?
Balraam : Yes! He is. Why, just yesterday did he steal some butter and framed me for that! And now, I'm carrying these logs for the havan! I do hope you know the occasion. Oh yes, another day, he forced me to lie to both our Mothers that he had not been out at night, and to stay awake one full night looking out for anyone on the way while he roamed around in the forest! Now, if you call that naughty. I call it craziness!
Pro : Yes Sir, of course we do! So-
Balraam : No more questions now! Get back to your work, and if you have nothing else to do, then go and help her, that blue-sari, in making the rangoli. Good Lord, she does look harassed!
Pro : *looking harassed herself* So, here we take you to the lady in blue! Excuse me Ma'am! You are Radha, I presume!
Radha : Oh yes! But could you please pass me those yellow flowers? Yes, those. Thank you! Now, who you are?
Pro : Ma'am, we have come here as representatives of the Mytho Masti channel. We intend to have a chat with Krishna-
Radha : *retreats to her dreamland* Oh Krishna! Oh my Krishna! See I have made the rangoli in the shape of a peacock-feather, just like the one that adorns his hair! And see the garland I've made for him! Of course I wouldn't get the chance to put it around his neck, but, doesn't it smell sweet!
Pro : Yes Ma'am! It does look quite beautiful. And the garland too has such a nice fragrance!
Radha : Thank you so much!
Pro : Ma'am, we've heard that Krishna is quite naughty? What are your views on that?
Radha : Oh no! He does not trouble us a bit! Yes, we have heard rumours of him breaking pots and stealing butter, and we also plan to teach him a sound lesson for that.
Pro : That's so nice Ma'am!
Radha : The green ones!
Pro : Here it is! So-
Radha : Do not trouble me any further, there's Yashoda Maa, you can go and irritate her now.
Pro : Cameraman! Now we take you to Mother Yashoda, Krishna's mother. Ouch! My dress! OMG! This is a monkey out here! *screams*
Yashoda : Oh! Don't you bother with him. Come here you little champ! Let them come closer. So you are?
Pro : Representatives of the Mytho Masti channel.
Yashoda : Congratulations for that, but who's asking for your presence here?
Pro : *still panting* Mother! We've come to interview your son, Krishna. And we also have a question for you! People say your son is the naughtiest one in the world! What do you think about it?
Yashoda : Yes, he's definitely a bit of monkey, but not unless he's provoked. Just once I had to punish him and he somehow turned it into a punishment for me! But, otherwise, he has always been very sweet and caring.
Pro : So, as you see, people have so many different views about one little boy! Ah, we so wish to meet him for an interview! Before anyone else, for I'm tired of repeating over and over again the same thing. anyways, I, the Pro Reporter, will be back soon with the interviewee for an exclusive interview, only on Mytho Masti. So, stay tuned and scroll down... *gives a little bow and disappears*
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