"Bull" in a China shop?
She bent to pick it up hurriedly, the tumbler, it was dented on its base
She colored self consciously at that... R&B wore a white Lacoste tee and a navy and grey checked cargo, looking delicious...
Mahavir looked at her curiously
"Aap bhi khayiyega?" he asked
"nahi" she shook her head
Ranjan walked in finishing up a call
"Arey isko bahar khara kiya toone, Principal hai kya tu?" he chuckled sitting down by his son
II walked inside furiously
"Daant lagayi kya?" he asked II
Ii shook her head
"Phir kewen gussa hai puttar tu?" (why are u upset)
WELL I THOUGHT HE RETURNED TO PARIS
AND HE HASNT IT
NOBODY TOLD ME
THE SNEAKY bas***d PLAYED ALONG THE WHOLE TIME
ARGHHH
I WAS BETTER OFF SINGLE AND AT D II
YOUR SON IS DRIVING ME INSANE
"Aaja kha le" he invited
"Kya hai?" she asked
He burst out laughing
Opening all the lids
"Fresh fruit in carved out fruit bowls, pancake? pancake haiga beta? (he looked at crumbs in an empty bowl and asked Mahavir)
Minion nodded
"Oatmeal?" he asked him
"Jee Sir" Minion agreed
"Tujhe kya khaana hai puttar?"
"Umm..." she mumbled
"Andar nahi aayegi aaj?" he asked watching her stand by the door
Her husband was suddenly interested in her answer he paused his chewing to stare
"Nahi" she shook her head sending her fat rice pearl jhumkas into a tizzy
"Phir theek hai nashta wahin kha leen" (just eat there only) he teased
"Naha vi lee? Kithon ja rahi puttar?" he coaxed realizing she was upset about something
"No this bindi is from last night" she touched her forehead
"Achha theek hai, aithey vaith beta" he patted a seat
She slowly walked towards it self consciously like she was a stranger in that huge house, trespassing on a lazy Saturday
"I dented the tumbler" she set it on the dining table
"Oh! Ho!! ay tay vadda galt hoya" Ranjan acted very unhappy
She looked up at him startled
"Dasso jee kee karann? " he invited his son to partcipate
"She could pay us" he said without batting an eyelid
Ranjan chuckled shook and laughed hysterically
"Ay gall vi sahi haiga" "Chalo jee mol lagao" he said
"I think I paid Rs.100 for one" he said silkily
bas***d!!
ITS LIKE DEMANDING A KISS FOR RS.5
ITS LIKE VALUING A MEAL IN YOUR HOUSE AT 800?
PIGGG!!!
ARGHHH!!!
RAKSHASAN!!!
I MARRIED "YOU?"
WHAT WAS I THINKING
"Rs.100 diye toone? Daftar mein ek ladka Karol Bagh toon aata haiga us se mangwa leta" Ranjan looked worried
REALLY? DAD?
U ARE ACTUALLY BELIEVING THIS SNEAKY LYING
HORRIBLE SON OF YOURS?
I DONT BELIEVE IT
HE BOUGHT IT WHEN HE WAS PURSUING ME
TO PROVE HE CARES
RAKSHASAN!!
I FED HIM FILTER COFFEE ONCE AND SO HE WENT AND BOUGHT IT FOR "HIMSELF"
HMPPHHH
II U ARE SO EVIL
U ARE REFUSING TO ADMIT HE DID THIS FOR YOU?
YESS
PO DI!!
She let her two inner "beings" claw and kill each other
R&B nodded innocently
"Munirka toon laya?" Ranjan asked picking up the tumbler
"Paari vi nahi hai.. kis waaste Rs.100 le liye tujh se" Ranjan exclaimed
DADDD
ARE U GOING TO DO LAB TESTING ON IT?
U HEARD HIM RIGHT?
HE WANTS ME TO PAY FOR IT
SAY SOMETHING
"Can I give u a check?" she asked her husband, as her father in law conducted military style visual testing on the dent, letting his glasses slide low on his nose
He shrugged
She ran up the stairs, and brought Rs.600
She handed it to Ranjan
"rs 600 de diye isme aur 6 tumblers hain" she muttered
Ranjan almost rolled on the floor
Handing his son the money
"Le vai phadd, meri beti hai vaddi hoshiyar, math mein" he reminded his son
He nodded
Mahavir made fresh pancakes, heaped strawberries and home made sweetened whipped cream on it, and dug in
ranjan told his son about the latest conversation with the union
R&B spoke little but nodded
"Mila Makarnd se?" he asked "Manya is happy"
Ii squirmed, afraid if Manya were to show up she didnt want to be butchered
II wondered who this Makarnd guy was
Some rich dude?
"Ya hes posted at NDA until July 2016" R&B said
That answered her mental question
"Khare hain news waale bahar" Ranjan said shaking his head
"I saw when I went out for a run in the ridge" he agreed with his Dad
"Guard ko kaha hai aur aadmi laaye... lekar jao tum dono, kalle nahi" (dont go alone)
R&B was unshaken
"Aaj to chef night hai beta" "Ki khaayega?" he asked
"Whats the choice?" she asked
"Call kar, pooch usko" he reminded II
"I am going to see baldie" she mumbled
"Uska naam hai betaji..." he scolded her
"Not to me.. to me he is Shatabdi or baldie" she smiled
"Shubhang kinna pyara naam haiga... ganja hai ekdum par hai sundar" Ranjan chuckled
"I am going to Sam's to see Lasya" she looked at her husband
"Lad baithe ho dono?" Ranjan asked astutely
"NOOO" II lied immediately "WHY would u think that?" "U have an over active imagination Dad"
MOTOR MOUTH!!
ONN VAI MOODAVE MOODADA
SHUT UP
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?
HE DIDNT RIGHT?
WHY THE HELL DO U TALK SO MUCH?
AYYO!!!
MM WILL MAKE ME MENTAL
RAKSHASAN WILL GIVE ME A HEART CONDITION
RANJAN WILL MAKE ME
SHUT UP AND EAT
OK...
Ranjan and R&B watched her refuse the third pancake
"Mujhe fruits in a fruit chahiye" she demanded pointing to R&B's
Mahavir was overjoyed
He pulled one out ready made from the frig
"YESSS" she gestured with her arm
"Isme blackberries kyon nahi hai?" she scanned
"Woh sir ko pasand hai, to woh khatam" Mahavir explained
"De beta, do u have any left?" Ranjan coaxed his son
R&B poked a couple and pointed the fork
Ranjan made a air kissing sound and urged her to take it she leaned and extended her hand
He held the fork without letting go, she leaned and pulled
"Kudu" she swallowed the DA
"Kyon pareshan kar raha hai usko?" Ranjan asked amused
"Because I want to" he thought to himself
"seeing her agitated and sulking is arousing to me" he said to himslef
Ranjan picked up his coffee, politely and got off the dining table's chair
Turning to the frig to grab something
She was laying almost across the table.. he was not stretching an inch or inconveniencing himself
"Vendaam" she said dismissively withdrawing her arm/hand
He pulled the berries off the fork and held it in his fingers
Brought it to her lips
She withdrew, angrily,
"Its yours if u want it, but from my hand" his eyes danced
SINCE U ARE IN COLOGNE WHY THE f**k DO U CARE FOR FOREPLAY? her eyes spit fire
He gently waited for her lips to part and take in the berries
She did, he let his thumb linger on the lower lip spreading the purple nectar all over, in teh process of feeling the lower lip
She bit the pad of the thumb...
Manya walked in
"U guys are shameless I tell u Playing with crushed fruit on the dining table?" she chuckled harmlessly, as she saw her brother's
wife sprawled across the dining table as her brother lazily fed her berries
II slid off the table sending her fine china pancake plate, and syrup bowl and Ranjan's plate all crashing to bits on the floor
"Those were atleast Rs.1000 a piece" Rakshasan whispered, as the shards flew all over the kitchen, as he tucked the Rs.600 carefully in his cargo pocket Ranjan was long gone, saving her from ignominy, R&B watched sucking LOUDLY on his bruised thumb where she bit him
Edited by Nisha0604 - 6 years ago
