Lego (Star)Wars
Bala did call R&B on Saturday, R&B quit calling or texting his wife after checking on her on Friday with Ranjan
II brought Nandu Shravu and lasya home, and they sat around doing art work, finger painting, and Legos, building superheroes
Nandu showed II a closet in R&B's "library" that had 100s of models built by him when he was little
Airplanes and aliens...
When the boys were not looking she quietly took a Aquanut (undersea superhero) and a portion of the Aquadrome.
Her Lego skills sucked she usually lost when she competed with Shravu, it took too long and it was "too hard"
The boys had lots of fun
Lasya sat in her lap like a baby Ganpati, with her fat hanging belly
In a frilly dress with umbrella patterns all over in various colors
She was able to sit by herself and fall back and roll over and creep, every time II dragged her from the Lego rug, she screeched and crept back up to it
The boys were evil they teased her by placing a big colorful piece with her reach and as she creeped they dragged it farther out
She kicked her fat knees and cried out in frustration
II yawned and lay by her, lack of sleep headache and missing hubs getting to her
Lasya reached for the sparkling wedding pendant on II's neck that had slid down to the floor from her chest
They were all in the first floor lounge area that had the day bed where she kissed dude one rainy wintry Sunday afternoon
"i had no idea I was going to see u today" his face was sparkling with unconcealed joy, as he lowered himself on her, moving, waking himself up
with a visible arousal
The boys played video games inside that evening...
"I came to get Shravu" she argued... and ended up making out for 20? 30 minutes
And he drove her to Akka's and just hovered around her, as if if they werent around he would gobble her up right there
She groaned turning over curling her toes, pressing her legs together to kill the hungry ache spreading through her every pore
Lasya groaned back as if she was being spoken to
"Podi!!" "I am cursing your Mama" she muttered
Lasya stared
"Enna koopduva kozhandaya?" (what does he call u?) she whispered
Dragging the fat lump by her legs as she swam on the floor
Backstrokes, breaststrokes somehow trying to get to the Star Wars Lego box
"Peanut" she whispered huskily
Lasya smiled first, and moaned as if she would begin crying
"Peanut" "Peanut" Ii chanted
Lasya chuckled first, and giggled
"He doesnt care... neeye sirichikko, cute aa, onnayum ennayum kandukave maata Mama" (u can laugh all u want, he doesnt care about u or me)
Lasya cooed, as if II was telling her a story
"Mama madiriye iru nee, yaaravadu pesina porum onakku... kettundu irupe nee" (u just need someone to talk to u like ur mama, so u can save ur energy and just lay there listening)
She pulled the lil... no big... jello like mass over her chest and crushed her...
"i am going to eat u up before Mama gets here" Ii warned
"Chithi... how can u eat babies?" Shravu asked
"easily da... I start on their arms and legs, then legs, then neck, I save dessert for the last... CHEEKS" II pretended to eat as lasya held her face and drooled all over it
reveling in being cuddled
"Will u eat her butt?" Shravu asked
The boys rolled on the rug forgetting everything and laughed
The girls stared at them in shock
"The word BUTTT" "Thats ALL it takes for boys" II smirked,
Lasya smiled "Its another B word after they turn 18, BOOB" II whispered in Lasya's ear
"Yes boys are goofy and silly and crazy... and then they turn sexy and brooding and quiet" she moaned molding the lil thing on her body
She rolled to her other side away from the boys...
"they want to be cuddled, all the time... they wont let u get off the bed... dont wander anywhere close to the bed when they are half asleep or pretend sleeping
They will ambush you and smother you"
Lasya joined her hands and cooed
"they will have many reasons for why they need to have sex multiple times a night" "AND they will tell u" II blushed, placing her heated cheek on Lasya's cool soft belly
"Its no use fighting them, just give in" she whispered
And lay back and watched the baby roll to her belly and try to sit up...
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Sat around 9 India time, sooner in Paris? Brussels? Bala called, he called R&B's India number II had brought it home with her and she was asleep with the boys
He hung up quickly when Vandu hissed and called his Paris number
R&B spoke in a sleep drugged voice
"Hey" he said
"Kya chal raha hai boss?" Bala enquired cheerily
"Umm... I was hoping to go for a bike (bicycle) ride" R&B answered
"Bachelorhood ka full maza?" Bala teased harmlessly
R&B was not happy...
"How is Vandita?" he asked Bala
"Umm... OK... she cant decide if heat was better or mugginess after rains is better" Bala explained
"Ouch! Is it raining a lot?" R&B asked
"I can send u waterlogging pictures" Bala responded eagerly
"that bad huh?" R&B shuddered
"Biwi tujhe baarish mein bheegne ke photos nahi bhejti kya?" Bala asked
Akka hit her palm HARD on her forehead, smackkk!!! Even R&B could have heard that one
Akka sat across from Athim, chopping onions for upma for breakfast
"She is not talking to him" Akka hissed
"No" R&B said expressionlessly
"Umm shaayad she must be collecting enough for a scarpbook then" Bala laughed
"How is Shravu?" R&B asked
"Shravu????" Bala repeated
"She must not have told him... dont say "DONT U KNOW?" Vandu coached in a not so soft whisper
"Hey woh aur Nandu Malcha Marg gaye hain" Bala said politely
"Great" R&B smiled
"they had a Lego party" Bala was happy to have cheered up his co BIL
"I think Manny bought Lego Star Wars-Death Star" R&B said excitedly
"Boss it costs Rs.20,000 at the Saket Mall" Bala said in awe
R&B squirmed, it pissed him off that just like his wife Bala worried about how much everything cost, an IYER THING?
"I am not sure" R&B said politely
"I hope they didnt open that box" Bala said fearful
"I am guessing she bought it so it could be opened" R&B pointed out trying not to grit his teeth
Bala laughed feebly
"IKR" he chuckled
"What did they make?" R&B asked
"I dont know meri saali sahiba ne Vandu ko photos bheje" Bala said with pride
R&B wanted to know what II made... he wanted to teach her how to make stuff and ine xchange get laid
A good trade for a lazy Friday evening
He felt the stirring in his lower body, and his heart rate accelerate
"I'd rather practice the new song I am learning" she would argue, trying to slip away
He would somehow tackle her and make love on the carpet, shoving the pieces aside...
"She has patience yaar" Bala gushed about R&B's wife
"In what?" R&B enquired
"I mean Legos and two boys and lasya... can u imagine?" Bala cracked himself up
"Huh!" R&b grunted
"Usko mat kehna maine usko appreciate kiya. We have a love hate relationship" Bala said jocularly
Thats my WIFE!!! BTW " R&B wanted to shoot back, felt himself turn green unwittingly
"She wants u to praise her?" he asked trying not to sound envious
"She was in 11th? 12th? when I married Vandu. Mujhse har baat ka approval maangti" Bala reminisced
"Huh"😡
"Dont tell her I told u man" Bala warned
"Ofcourse not"😡
"Badi gusse waali hai" Bala said knowingly winking
That didnt make R&B feel any better😡
"I bet" R&B said unenthusiastically
"Biwi teri hogi par saali meri hai" Bala thought he was being funny
AYYYO!!!!!!!!!!!😲
Akka was in the kitchen sauteing onions and curry leaves in a pool of mustard seeds and oil for the Upma she didnt hear most of that
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