Originally posted by moonwearer
Mr & Mrs Bhalla
8 Arrondissement Paris
Dear Madame and Monsieur
Having heard from reliable sources that you plan to have four children , i wish to offer my candidature for the post of nanny for the kids. I have experience handling kids in varied age groups. I love the outdoors and can double up as their botany teacher. I am fluent in tamil. Conversant with Iyer customs and traditions. I can dress the lil girls up in lovely pattu pavadais by the hour. I can read aloud and regale them with stories in Tamizh and English.
Will teach them to rebel and throw tantrums that match their mom's. I have experience giving a hair cut to my kid brother so can teach them with the help of the lovely garden in MM how to trim hair. having watched people with a fetish for hair twirling...i will train them to become expert hair twirlers.
I man match II in her chatter and being exposed to us kids will speak non stop and train them to respond to the cooing Badam Pecan Pista and Macadamia from infancy...
I will superwise the modification of all stairs to slides and additionally request Mr Ranjan on their behalf to fix ropes for them to swing from one room to another in tarzan style.
Reference So Syians
Awaiting your call letter at the earliest . I shall be following you both around Paris and have applied for a Visa exclusively for this purpose to be better equipped to deal with Gen next.
I guarantee you no worry care and with Nanny cameras will record and update their every move on a hourly basis.
SVM( I hear you don't like long names and prefer initials)
Excellent application and your candidature cannot be rejected !!!
If you are moon wearer, then am I 'the voice " ????
In one of the plays we staged, we had a raucous bar scene and the boys were not not noisy enough, till one began vani jokes...
we then had akashvani, bhavishyavani, "vani"lla , happy vani was sukhvani, ...you get the drift..
I was managing sound and had to cut off some mics as they were getting unruly...
bar scene raucous enough and success !!
Edited by VeeIyer - 6 years ago