Posted:
8 years ago
Submissive vs militant😳
II handed the glossy wrapped box to Subbu's Mom
"Kozhandai kitta kudu" giggling "Neeraja kitta kudu ma" "she is the mother no" (give it to the baby, I mean to Neeraja)
II nodded shyly
Subbu: If u dont mind my asking what is it Ishita?
ADA PAAVI!!!
CANT U WAIT UNTIL EVERYONE IS GONE?
ITS A SILVER BOWL AND A PLATE AND A SPOON
Rs.18,800 PORUMA? (enough?)
RAKSHASAN PAID FOR IT, WE FOUGHT SILENTLY BUT HE DID
"Umm Amma sonna it must be a bowl to feed rice and a plate he can "graduate" into later?" II muttered
"Box is SO BIG? How big is the plate?" The random Mami asked
"Umm, I didnt know what size to get, ivar sonaar get the biggest" "They had only big ones sorry" (he made me pick the big one)
"Thats OK Ishita dont worry"
GREEDY bas***d
WHY SHUD I WORRY DA
YOUR WIFE SHOULD WORRY SHE MARRIED A TIGHT WAD LIKE YOU
PEEDAI!! (suffering!!)
"What is ur husband's name?" Random Mami curiously looking at the talll dude
"Umm Raman Bhalla Mami"
"OH! PUNJABI PANNINDRIKEYA? Kaiya paatheno tonithu neku" (U married a Punjabi? When I saw ur bangles I suspected)
"Good things should happen for every body" Subbu's Mom nodded
SO WHAT IF MY SON DUMPED HER
A PUNJABI WAS KIND ENOUGH TO "aCCEPT HER" TONE
SERIYANA TAMIL SERIAL VILLI (VAMP)
HOW EVER THE RAKSHASAN IS
ERMMM... NONE OF THEM ARE SO MEAN TO ME
She instinctively found herself gravitating towards the dude and grabbing his wrist
He looked particularly spiffy today in a grey dress pants and a sparkling white full sleeve shirt, tan leather shoes matched the tan belt
He could take care of his appearance if he wanted to, hair parted sideways and combed back
Madurai Paatti laddooo!!!
Darn it!!
INNIKKI ONNA PAATHA KONJANUM TONRADU
I look at u today I feel like devouring you, u look like laddoo paatti used to make
When she held his hand, he leaned and bent down
"Enn phone kondu vandeya?" she whispered embarrassed
OFCOURSE NOT! WHY WOULD HE
ITS IN YOUR PRETTY VALENTINO GOLD CLUTCH U GENIUS
"U didnt put it in ur purse?" he asked confused
"Sorry" she said
He continued to hold tighter
SIGH!!!!
Dude chatted with Subbu and his Dad, more like listened to Subbu brag about HOW MANY Maruti dealers like Excelsior
from across Delhi Haryana and UP were there for the event
"Rendu perukkum gidu gidu nu ayiduthu pola irukke?"
(Both seemed to have gotten married rapidly?) The random mami gossiped
"Yes yes, Subbu married Neeraja in August, PATHA MAASAM PERAN PORANDUTTAN" giggly like a stupid teenager
(10th month my grandson was born)
"Yes yes, these days they marry later no... they dont want to wait" Random Mami agreed like a Tanjore doll
"Neera doesnt work no... she stays home, chattu chattu nu renda pethinda valakka souriyama irukkume?
If my DIL has kids quickly then they can raise them when they are young
NEERA?
WHAT A CUTE NICK NAME
THE bas***d MUST HAVE NAMED HER
OR NEENGA KUDUTHELA PER? (Did u name ur DIL?)
"Did u see Ishita? HE HAS SO MUCH HAIR, GO AND SEE MA" "He has hair almost like ur husband, hes very tall too" Mami bragged
NO NO NO
HE CANNOT BE LIKE MY RAKSHASAN
I FORBID IT
HOW DARE ANY ONE ELSE HAVE A CHILD LIKE MY RAKSHASAN?
HE IS LIKE YOUR SLIMY JERK OF A SON SUBBU
Paavam must be a cute baby, I cant even love him because of who he belongs to? II kicked herself virtually at that realization
Subbu:Ishita U must go check my son out... and when u get home send me Shravu's tennis coach's number
JOKE AA?
PEEDAI!!! (suffering!!!)
Tenniss for a 3 week old?
I hope u stand in front of the ball machine
Subbu laughed hysterically
"Vareya?" II whispered, her two inch pointy heels closing some of the height gap
"Umm ya" he nodded
"Yes yes take him with u, u can show him the Iyer way of thottil podradu" (setting baby in the cradle ceremony) Subbu's Mom
"Hes married to an Iyer, he will know too" random Mami displayed a random act of kindness by actually declaring II may be fertile and may have a "normal child"
Subbu squirmed and so did his lovely Amma as they struggled to come to terms with the random mami's good wishes
"Polaam" Ii said holding dude's hand tightly
They looked at the baby, Neeraja seemed "nice-er" than Subbu
Subbu trailed them like a stalker
Claiming almost all of the dude's attention and time
The food was fantastic all vegetarian but North South Indian, chinese, Gujju, pizza for kids
There were atleast 500 people in the hall by 4 PM
II asked him 4 times before he finally convinced Subbu to let them go
"Ishita come over if u have a quiet afternoon, not now... probably after 3
months u can play with the lil guy, I remember u telling me how much u loved Shravu as a baby"
KADANGARA/ loan shark (its a Tamil abuse)
I WILL NEVER DRIVE BY THIS STREET IF I CAN
I AM PLANNING TO BEG GURUMOORTHY MAMA TO SELL SOON
WHY WILL I COME BY TO PLAY WITH YOUR BABY
I SHALL HAVE MY OWN
4, 5, 6... UNTIL I HIT MENOPAUSE
I WILL LOVE MY KIDS NO MATTER WHAT
I KNOW RAKSHASAN WILL TOO
She choked up at the very thought of how accepting dude was
"Polaam da" she pulled his hand standing up
They drove home quietly, coz she napped, otherwise she would have chewed his ears off
When they went up around 5 ish...
"Will you mow him down with your Ferrari?" she asked passionately
He was startled, confused and burst out laughing later
She leaned on the 2nd floor lounge wall under a surround sound speaker, with no heels,
"Good grief!!A violent II?" he asked approaching her
barefeet he was taller and intimidating, her saree folds pooling by her feet, she stumbled stepping on it
falling on him, smearing the good luck vermilion from her forehead to his shirt
"Ketadukku maatram badil sollu, will u?(jo poochha hai bas uska jawab do)
"I thought I married a staid,... soft spoken... non combative... peace loving Iyer" he whispered pausing
after every word making it sound like erotica, his eyes beginning to make love
"Umm... uh... well u thought wrong" she said softly through dry lips
"Shes fiesty, fiery, fervent,militant and hostile" she responded weakly dodging his lips... turning side to side
"Oh! wow!" he pretended to be surprised
"Too late now" she goaded wantonly, moistening her lips
He groaned seeking, bending down
"What about passionate?"he asked seriously
"Mmm... mmm" she lied with closed eyes and flaming cheeks, shaking her head
She knew exactly when his lips approached, her eyes flew open and she dodged again
"Fine" he said pretending to give up
Only to dip his hand into her blouse cupping her curveas she gasped buckling, letting him hold her in a warm embrace
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