~CHILLY OS COLLECTION~

Shaktishali Niwas

At Morning

Dolly Chintu ke liye tiffin le kar aati hain, "Ye lihijiye Chintuji aapka tiffin, pura khatm kijiye haan. Wo aaj humne apne hathonse aapke liye tiffin banaya hain". Chintu Dollyko side hug karke,"Aaaye haaye re meri pyari Barbie Dollyne apne in najuk hathonse mere liye tiffin banaya hain toh pakka me pura khaunga. Par meri pyari Barbie Dollyji aapne itni taklif kyun ki?" Dolly apna muh banati hain, "Kya Chintuji aap bhi isme taklif kya hain? Pata hain meri serialwali bahu bhi apne pati ka tiffin khudhi banati hain aur pata hain isse na pyar bhi badhta hain" aur wo sharmati hain. 

Chintu : Ohh oh aap wapas apne TV ki duniyaame chali gayi na. Aap bhi na Dollyji...

Dolly : Waise Chintuji aap aaj officese jaldi aayenge? Chintu usse naughty smile deta hain,"Kya baat hain meri Barbie Dolly aaj aapke iraade mujhe thik nahi lag rahe. Kahi humare honeymoon ka toh plan nahi bana rahi na aap? Dolly sharmati hain, "Chintuji aap bhi na. Darsal wo humne na aaj movie jane ka plan kiya hain isliye aap aaj please jaldi aana haan".

Chintu : Movie? Kya Dollyji me yaha apne honeymoon ke bareme soch raha hu aur aap ho ki movie ka plan kar rahi ho.

Dolly : Haan toh aapko pata hain Chintuji iss movieme na humare favourite hero bhi hain aur hume yeh movie dekhnihi hain isliye aap bina bhule jaldi aana.

Chintu : Ok Dollyji me aaunga. Ab me chalta hu haa bye aur wo office jata hain.

Shamko Dolly ready hokar Chintuka wait karti hain par wo jaldi nahi aata. Dolly Chintupe bahot naraj hoti hain. Rat me Chintu ghar aata hain, "Hey bhagwan maine toh aaj Dollyjiko moviepe le jane ka promice kiya tha par kaam ke silsile me itna busy hua ki ye baat dimagse chali gayi. Ab pata nahi Dollyji ko kaise samjhaunga" aur wo apne room me jane lagta hain tabhi usse TV ki awaj aati hain. Dolly apni favourite serial dekh rahi thi. Chintu usse sorry kehta hain, "I am sorry Dollyji. Wo main..."par Dolly usse bolne nahi deti aur TV off karke apne room me jati hain. Chintu bhagwaan ka nam lekar room me aata hain.

At their room

Chintu : Dollyji I am really very sorry na. Pata nahi mere dimagse yeh movie ki baat kaise nikal gayi. I am sorry na.

Dolly : Baat toh nikalnewali thi hi na Chintuji. Aap mere saath movie dekhna chahtehi nahi the. Me hi aise ready hokar aapka wait kar rahi thi. Pata hain aaj apne bilkul Judai ke Anil Kapoor jaise behave kiya hain. Mujhe aapse baathi nahi karni Chintuji aur wo so jati hain. 

Next Day

Chintu Dollyse baat karneki bahot koshish karta hain par Dolly usse kuch bhi baat nahi karti. Mahaan aur Lolly Chilly ki yeh baat notice karte hain.

Mahaan : Lollyji lagta hain Sadu bhai aur Dollyjime jhagda hua hain isliye Dollyji Sadu bhai se baat nahi kar rahi. 

Lolly : Haan Mahaanji aapne sach kaha. Ab hum kya karenge Mahaanji?

Mahaan : Aap ek kam karo aap Dollyjise baat karo aur me Sadu bhaise karta hu. Dono apna apna kam karne jate hain.

At Chilly's room

Lolly : Dolly behena tum Chintu jijajise naraj ho?

Dolly : Di pata hain humne kitna achha movie dekhneka plan kiya tha par Chintujine sara plan chopat kar diya.

Lolly : Par Dolly unko kam tha na isliye wo late aaye na.

Dolly : Haan di kam toh tha par kam toh har roj hota hain na aur humne toh bas kalhi jaldi aaneke liye kaha tha na.

Lolly : Haan ye bhi sahi hain par Dolly...

Dolly : Di please ab aap mujhe convince mat kijiye. Hum Chintujise baat nahi karenge matlab nahi karenge aur wo wahase chali jaati hain.

At Terrace 

Chintu Mahaanko dhundhte huye terracepe aata hain, "Kya Sadu bhai aap yaha ho aur me aapko pure gharme dhundh raha tha. Batao kya kam hain kyun bulaya mujhe?"

Mahaan : Wo Sadu bhai aapse kuch puchna tha. Aapke aur Dollyjike beechme kuch jhagda hua hain kya?

Chintu : Haan wo bas aisehi aur wo sari baat batata hain. Ab aaphi bolo Sadu bhai kal me nahi aa saka jaldi toh ye baat Dollyjiko samajhni chahiyena par wo hain ki samjhati hi nahi. Wo toh bas unki favourite movie dekhneke liye nahi mili toh naraj hogayi.

Mahaan : Haan Sadu bhai aap sahi toh ho par wo kya hain na bade bade logone kaha hain jab bhi pati patnime jhagda hota hain na toh chahe galti patniki hi kyun na ho par maafi patiko hi mangni padti hain aur yahi best tarika hain apne married lifeme khush rehneka.

Chintu : Haan Sadu bhai me manta hu ye par maine subahse Dollyjise baat karneki koshish ki par wo toh mere taraf dekh bhi nahi rahi toh baat karna toh bahot dur raha.

Mahaan : Are Sadu bhai aapna unhe pyarse manana dekhna wo jarur man jayegi.

Chintu : Wa wa Sadu bhai kya idea di hain. Waise lagta hain aapko aise manane ka experience bahot hain. Kya Lollyji bhi aapse humesha naraj hoti hain?

Mahaan : Kya Sadu bhai mere jakhmonpe aise namak mat dalo aap aur dono haste hain. 

Chintu Dolly ko dhundhte huye kitchenme aata hain. Dolly wahape chai bana rahi thi. Chintu Dolly ke dayne kandhepe marta hain Dolly udhar dekhti hain par usse koi nahi dikhta. Chintu uske Bayne kandhepe marta hain Dolly udhar bhi dekhti hain par usse Chintu nahi dikhta. Chintu usse peechese hug karta hain aur uske chin aur gal khichta hain. 

You Are My Love
You Are My Dove..
You Are My Curly Pudding Pie
Tere Kadmon Mein Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Chintu apne ghutnope bethta hain. Dolly uske taraf jerkse dekhti hain. Chintu wink karta hain. 

You Are My Love
You Are My Dove..
You Are My Curly Pudding Pie
Tere Kadmon Mein Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Dolly apna sar hilati hain aur chai lekar wahase chali jati hain. 

Bye Bye..Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Bye Bye..Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Chintu apna muh banata hain. Dolly chai lekar dinning tablepe bethti hain. Chintu usse ek ek rose deta hain. 

You Are My Love
You Are My Dove..
You Are My Curly Pudding Pie
Tere Kadmon Mein Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Dolly har ek rose ko kiss karti hain. Chintu turant apna gal aage karta hain, Dolly usse dheerese chata marti hain. 

Bye Bye..Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Bye Bye..Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Dolly wahase apne roomme jakar wardrobe saaf karne lagti hain. Chintu uske peeche aata hain aur Dollyke kam me saath deta hain. Actually wo Dollyne jo kapde bahar bed pe rakhe the wahi wapas andar rakhne lagta hain. Dolly uske taraf gusse se dekhti hain. Chintu turant sare kapde bahar nikalta hain aur Dolly ke taraf pyarse dekhta hain. Dolly uske taraf attitude se dekhti hain. 

Kyun Maska Marta Hai
Kya Mujhse Chahta Hai

Chintu Dollyka hath pakadkar kiss karne lagta hain par Dolly apna hath hatati hain. 

Kyun Maska Marta Hai
Kya Mujhse Chahta Hai

Chintu usse hug karta hain. 

Maske Ka Ho Jo Tadka
Toh Pyar Easy Chadhta

Wo usse galpe kiss karta hain. 

Maske Ka Ho Jo Tadka
Toh Pyaar Easy Chadhta

Dolly wahase jane lagti hain par Chintu usse apne taraf khichkar apne lap me bithata hain. 

You're My Bun, You're My One
You're The Apple Of My Eye
Tere Kadmon Mein Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Dolly khadi rehti hain aur gusse se Chintu ke taraf ungli karti hain. 

Bye Bye..Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Chintu Dolly ko dekh kar dar jata hain. Dolly pyarse uske chehrepe ungli ghumati hain 

Bye Bye, Bye Bye..
Old Panthras, Please Don't Try

Wo usse kuch kapde aur iron de kar ironing board dikhati hain. Chintu gusse se kapde bed pe rakh kar wahase chala jata hain. Dolly hasne lagti hain, "Chintuji me aapse gussa hui hu aur yun aise itne jaldi nahi manugi. 

Thodi der baad 

Chintu pareshaan hokar hall me bethta hain , "Pata nahi Barbie Dolly ko kaise manau? Kya karu yar kuch nahi samaj raha. Ek toh Sadu bhai bhi gharme nahi hain warna unhise puch leta". Tabhi waha badelaal aata hain. Chintu gusse se uski taraf dekhta hain , "Kya hain saap aise kyu dekh rahe ho mujhe? Mujhe dasne ka iraada hain kya tera?"

Badelaal : Maine kya kiya chote jamaiji? Me toh bas dekh raha tha... Chintu usse bolne nahi deta, "Haan ... haan tumhari ek najar hi kaafi hain kale naag". par uske man me khayal aata hain aur wo badelaalko sidese hug karke pyarse baat karta hain, "Waise saap... mera matlab Badelaalji aap toh iss puri duniyaa ka gyaan batate rehte hain na aap toh mujhe ek baat batayiye na yeh biwionko kaise manaya jata hain?" Badelaal sharmata hain, "Wo hum kaise bata sakte hain chote jamaiji? Humari tih shaadi bhi nahi hui hain. Par aapka sawal sunkar lagta hain ki Dolly didi ke saath aapka jhagda hua hain". Chintu chillakar, "Pata tha mujhe tu mere kisi kam ka nahi hain. Humesha mujhpe najar gad ke rehta hain. Ek din me pakka tumhe kha jaunga dekhna tu saap..." aur wo wahase chala jata hain.

Pura din Chintu Dollyko manane ke liye bahot sare tarike try karta hain par Dolly nahi manti. Chintu bahot pareshaan hokar bed room me jane lagta hain par darwaje pe hi khada rehta hain. Dolly Chintu ki photo hath pe lekar naraj hokar photo ki taraf dekhti hain. 

Shaadi Ke Baad Tune
Love You Kabhi Kaha Na

Chintu hasta hain 

Shaadi Ke Baad Tune
Love You Kabhi Kaha Na

Chintu turant andar aata hain aur Dollyke pass aata hain. Dolly turant photo side me rakhti hain. 

Love Karna Lazmi Hai
Ya Kehna Hai Zaroori

Wo Dolly ke taraf  se dekhta hain. 

Love Karna Lazmi Hai
Ya Kehna Hai Zaroori

Dolly sharmakar jaane lagti hain Chintu uska hath pakadta hain aur apne ghutnope beth kar rone jaisa muh banata hain 

You're My Life, You're My Wife
Do You Want Me To Cry
Tere Kadmon Mein Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Dolly Chintu ko dekh kar pitty feel karti hain aur uske pass aakar uske chehreko cup karke uske gaal khichti hain. 

Don't Cry, Don't Cry
Yeh Hai Masti, Sweetie Pie

Don't Cry, Don't Cry
Yeh Hai Masti, Sweetie Pie

Dolly usse galonpe aur forehead pe kiss karti hain. 

You're My Date, You're My Fate
You're My Heaven In The Sky
Tere Kadmon Pe Dil Rakh Doon
Until I'm Gonna Die

Chintu turant khade hokar Dollyko hug karta hain 

Let's Fly, Let's Fly
New Panthras Let's Try

Dono dance karte hain. 

Let's Fly, Let's Fly
New Panthras Let's Try
Let's Try..Let's Try..Let's Try..
Let's Try..Let's Try..Let's Try..

Chintu : I am sorry Barbie Dolly me kal aapko kiya hua promice pura nahi kar paya par aap na mujhse jitna chahe jhagda karo par wapas aise mujhse baat karna band mat karo. Pata hain aap mujhse pura din baat nahi kar rahi thi tab aisa lag raha tha ki mere sharirmese meri jaan hi nikal gayi hain". Dolly turant apna hath Chintu ke muh pe rakhti hain, "Nahi Chintuji aisa nahi kehte. I am also sorry Chintuji me bhi aapse baat kiye bina nahi reh sakti. I love you Chintuji".

Chintu : I love you too Barbie Dolly aur haan me aapko promice karta hu aur wo bhi pakka wala promice ki me aapko wo movie dekhne le jaunga.

Dolly : Nahi Chintuji hume wo movie nahi dekhni.

Chintu : Kyun ab kya hua?

Dolly : Darsal hum aapke saathh kuch time spend karna chahte the isliye humne movie ka plan kiya tha par hume ab wo movie nahi dekhni.

Chintu : Offf oh toh ye baat thi. Toh ek kam karte hain ab aap jaldise ready ho jao hum na long drive pe chalte hain aur baad me hum baharhi dinner karenge.

Dolly : Are wah bahot mast idea hain Chintuji hum abhi ready ho kar aate hain par haan Chintuji hum na bike pe jayenge car me nahi.

Chintu : Jaisa meri Barbie Dolly chahe aur wo dono long drive pe jate hain.