So many-everythings & Cat Lady
Saturday
Sree visited, she could not get out of meeting with him, she wanted to recreate a English soap "break up scene"🤣
Where the girl is in sweats eating ice cream from a tub, and having two boxes of crushed Kleenxes strewn all over🤣
Well the crying part was over but she could use some ice cream😳
HOW can A GIRL ENACT THAT SCENE IN A IYER HOUSE?😆
APPA IS DOING POOJA SITTING CROSS LEGGED ON THE FLOOR😆
SELVI IS NARRATING HUSBAND WOES IN THE KITCHEN😭
A REPAIR MAN IS ASKING FOR NEW LIGHT BULBS😡
Amma is sprinting between the washing machine in the balcony and kitchen😃
Periappa is propped up in the easy chair, cooker whsitling😛
AYYYO THATS WHY I SHUD MOVE OVERSEAS, BREAK UPS ARE "COOL AND STYLISH" OVER SEAS🤣
HERE ITS JUST ANOTHER DAY.. 😡
D 11 887 is not the perfect setting for heart break
RAKSHASAN!😡
Akka called as she swung with her second coffee...
"So what time?" she gushed
"Edukku for what?" she asked
"Oho! gussa... Sree.. when is he coming over?"😳
"Dont know... Akka I dont know if I like him" II said😃
"WHY KANNA? Hes so good looking, well... not like R&B but hes mature... and polite and has a Ph D"
"BUT" II began😭
HOW CAN I TELL U a Ph D doesnt turn me ON😳
A pair of glasses doesnt turn me on
I get turned on with a head full of hair
I get turned on when the guy kisses me for a Rs 5 debt😳
I get turned on when he twirls his locks around with his index finger😳
The way he writes his emails, how he is ALWAYS AGILE like a leopard, waiting to pounce on me😳
If I lie to him he catches it in a second I told Shravu I have to be at work a month ago when I picked him up from Malcha Mrag, he texts me at night saying
"KMPG was closed must have WFH"😳
DOGGG!!
He sends me a "How to make Rasam" book when I lie about not knowing south Indian food😳
AYYYO SO MANY THINGS AKKA... SO MANY-EVERYTHINGS... SO MANY-EVERYTHINGS
"Give him a chance II, its not like u cant say no... u can... but hes a million times better than Subbu based on what Amma says
"THAT HE IS" II smiled👏
"SEE" Akka gushed "We found one reason already"👏
"JUST ONE" II said😭
"U cant mope over Subbu for ever kanna... Amma Appa are getting older too, Appa is already on a extension, at 65 he will retire...
they want to go to Madurai, WHAT will u do?"
Akka thats the most insane thing, cant believe YOU SAID IT"
"OK Ishita dont start ur Steinem speeches now, Ive heard it enough in the last year" Akka scolded😡
"ENOUGH II" he grabbed the rod from her hand and dropped it on the floor😳
She looked at him with big accusing eyes, you walked behind me watched me listened to me sing for 45 frickin minutes
IF THATS MEANT TO SHOW ME U CARE... I DONT CARE😳
And then he took her in his arms... like Akka would gather up a wailing Shravu, softly... tenderly
PIGGG...
"You want me to know u when u are mad dont u? he muttered in the room by Kamal Mahal😳
"I WANT THE WORLD TO KNOW WHEN I AM MAD" she hissed softly, not admitting he had her figured out😳
He smiled... a long glorious one, turning her around pinning her under him
"Why?"😉
"Because I am that important... Duh!!" she whispered😆
"I would agree... partially" he teased, as she began fighting
"OK... II.. shhh..." he moved slowly over her..
"Ya U shud either cajole me or THIS" she nodded, delirious with pleasure☺️
"Will u hand me a list of acceptable things?" he asked his hand going lower☺️
"NO... THIS IS IT" she said, her arms going around his neck arching to feel him fully☺️
"I want to be the most important for ever and ever" she moaned... shutting her eyes dodging his lips
"Thats too long dont u think?" he muttered nipping her curves on the chest...😆
She grabbed his hair... stopping him..."Its only four letters short" she said E-V-E-R😳
They plunged into weightlesness, as he grabbed and kissed her fingers before kisisng her lips... moving again over her...
"Can I cut a deal Akka with Amma and Appa will u support me?" she asked sadly
"Sollu kanna, tell me" she encouraged😃
"I will give Sree's proposal my 100% but if I dont like him they should leave me alone, 😃
Appa can go off to Madurai in two years, I want to live in Guragon" the prospect cheered her up
excited her
"U think they will agree? U will be 28 in April, that means u will be 30 when Appa retires... no kanna they wont agree" Akka was in despair
"I WILL NOT MARRY BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GO TO MADURAI AKKA" she sobbed😭
"Bala was an arranged pick" Akka said sternly😡
"OMG! WHAT A PICK, HES A 10/10 Akka, so adorable, so handsome, so successful so patient"😃
"U ARE TOO STUBBORN AND ARGUMENTATIVE ISHITA, TOO ADAMANT... ROMBA PIDIVADAM..Just like wanting to do that MS two years ago... working in public accounting DESPITE having an MBA
working 80 hours a week... driving alone at night...not practising because Amma wants u to... U hung on to Subbu despite knowing he treated u odd sometimes..ITS GOING TO BE VERY DIFFICULT FOR AMMA APPA" Akka said aloud😡
"Do u wnat me to be meek and subserviant so a guy will like me?" She argued angrily😡
"No di... NO. But u cannot TAILOR A GUY, some guys have patience to deal with YOU some guys dont, u are so aggressive, and ambitious, and talkative" Akka said😲😉
"I have been this way from 7? 9? who knows" she yelled
"Seri dont get agitated, you just seem upset and angry... sollavum maatengre, u wont tell" Akka said😭
"Its nothing" she muttered😭
"You went off to work two days after the Subbu thing, but two weeks ago suddenly became SO sick, scarily sick, waking up afraid..
and have turned into a moody angry person. Did u and Srikanth fight?"😳
"Onnum ille ka, nothing" "Oh no... Sreekanth havent talked much at all, I am not his girlfriend why would I fight with HIM and become upset and sick?..II reassured UNAWARE she had put her foot into her mouth by saying TWO things😲😲
1. the sickness was not caused by Srikanth
2. the sickness was caused by a man
"OH!" was ALL Akka said👏... her suspicion was true. SO THERE IS SOMEONE...BUT WHO?😲
"I am tired of the shaadi ka sword" she said
"GET USED TO IT DONT BE ALL AMREEKAN NOW" Akka yelled
"Why cant I make choices?"
"U shud have been born elsewhere, WE HAVE TO LISTEN TO OUR PARENTS Ishita, THEY CARE FOR US LIKE NO OTHER they
dont want u to die a LONELY CAT WOMAN" Akka spat her own stereo type out😆
"Cat women are happy" II said
"ask the cats" Akka said🤣
As Akka hung up the phone she she knew her sister would decline Sreekanth's proposal👏
Unless II pulls a fast one on her and "Agrees" to SPITE SOMEONE...😡
This is nothing short of a murder mystery🤣
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Evening
Sreekanth took her to Hyaat for a coffee first, movie later followed by dinner... and as expected, bumped into R&B and Marleise in the lobby
More on that later...😉
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