Bollywood Dance Moves You Must Master Immediately

1. Let's start with the versatile classic, the Thumka:

Perfect for: Pretty much everything. You look cute and sexy at the same time!

2. And for the boys, the Pretty Much Bhangra:

Perfect for: Building a hype squad.

3. For the aunties, the Vah-Vah-Vah:

Perfect for: Throwing shade from the comfort of your chair.

4. Once you learn those, things get pretty intense, like the Hip-Swivel:

Perfect for: Sex. For sex.

5. The Imagine This Is Your Butt:

Perfect as: An introductory-level move to your fake '90s Bollywood-Breakdancing crew.

6. Literally the Dance Floor:

Perfect for: Govinda only. Very advanced move.

7. The Classic Toss Dat:

Perfect for: Pre-empting a beat drop with an expression of love.

8. The That's Bae:

Perfect for: Locating your Soniya.

9. With a partner, the Rock With It, Ride With It:

Perfect for: Becoming a human metronome.

10. The Anaconda, if you have two partners:

Perfect for: Desi Grindin'.

11. The Truest Expression of Love:

Perfect for: Seduction.

12. The ~Dream Sequence~:

Perfect for: Expressing your true love metaphorically, while looking like a damn bird.

13. The Booty-Shake, Booty-Shake:

Perfect for: Everything. For everything!

14. With a dupatta, there's the Shoulder Strut:

Perfect for: Awkward sexual subtext between your wife and father.

15. The Wax On, Wax Off:

16. The Can You Guess What's Under My Blouse?

Perfect for: Locating your breasts.

17. The Show Em What You Got:

Perfect for: Locating your junk.

18. The Hang Loose:

Perfect for: Swingin'.

19. It's All in the Hands:

Perfect for: Looking elegant and beautiful.

20. The Pain of Disco:

Perfect for: Showing off your abs.

21. The Head-Scratcher:

Perfect for: The post-modern Bollywood star.

22. The Does My Belt Fit?

Perfect for: Lazy guys with a lot of swagger.

23. The HELL YEAH IT DOES:

Perfect for: Uncles with a lot of swagger.