Hello Everyone! This is a short story(atleast abhi k liye short hai, we may continue in future) Once aanchal requested to write historic story on RaYa so instead of writing whole story, I made it as GOTW where we have written a quite serious story (RaYa n seriousness dont go together ) so presenting you all the historic story on raya
This story is combinedly written by:
Bpatil(Malati) -red text
Jodude(Jyothi)- brown text
is kahani ka naam hai "RaYa-Ek Prem katha" jisme dur dur tak prem nhi hai
Hope you all will like it
Once upon a time there was princess named Priya
who lived in a kingdom called Jhansi
she was a great fighter
Her favorite breakfast would be an apple a day 3-4 pieces of Badam bhigoye hueand adkrak wali chai
she was little disturb from sometime as her father King sudhir n mother Queen Shipra (from buvaneshvar ) were arranging her swayamvar
AN invitaion has been sent to King Amarnath kapoor to participate in the Swaymvar. He has only son who is true warrior named Ram Kapoor
Prince Ram is least intrested in marriage, his only wish is to conquer whole world
But on his family's insistence, he agreed to participate in the swaymvar, he had already made up his mind to loose the game
There Princess Priya too had planned to make this swamyar very difficult for all Princes
All invitees have come to Sudhir's kingdom, Sudhir had an eye on prince Ram Kapoor for his daughter.
Finally the day has arrived.. now Priya has to choose her Prince..
It was Ashwin, one of the cowards, who failed in the competition.
then Ram comes in his armani suit, he sees Priya , and OMG ye to poori ki poori Jhansi ki rani lag rhi hai, kaisi ladki hai,matlab princess hai ye , mujhe the Ram Kapoor prince ko ghoor rhi hai, ab main nhi chodunga, main ye swayamwar jeet ke hi dum loonga, aur iss biscuit ko mera power dikha dunga (He totally forgets about not willing to marry)
But the competition is tough coz the hawt and dashing Prince Vikram Shergill is also there aaand not to forget the idiotic Prince Rajat Kapur with a u.
Theryuvraj vikram ki aankh priya ke peeche khadi rajkumari Neha pe padti hai vikram bhool jaata hai kya karne aaya tha udhar rajkumari neha vikram se ankhoan hi aankhoan me ishara hogya, baithe baithe jeene ka sahara mil gaya bg score
Now Ram has to eliminate that gadha rajat kapoor..
another yuvraj rajat aata hai swayamwar mai participate karne ke liye...wo ek ladki ko dekh ke ruk jata hai...wo koi aur nahi saudamini hai...saudamini ek baandi hai...
aur rajat apne papa king se bahut darta hai isliye wo faint hone k natak karke swayamwar se khud eleminate ho jate h...
but Rajat's dadd is rival of ram's dad , he is disappointed with his son's kaarnaama. hence ram won dinasour charming prince weds biscuit apple very beautiful priya sharma. Sudhir apne rajya me sabhi ko sone k sikke baant diya ram kapoir ko damad paake
now finally raya k swayamwar ka samay aa gaye hai......
Now Raya are married, and time for suhag raat..
(sorry saarah but mai yeh shaadi itni jaldi hone nahi dungi )
It was Priya's dream and is khwab ko sach hone se rokne k liye Priya apni bua Niharika ki madad leti hai jo Priya ko advice karti hai to test Ram's ability in different ways n if he fails in anyone test "marriage cancel"
Ram's first test was to eat plateful of green chillies
Their ram comes to know about priya's plan, upfornt he rejects eating mirchi, he says mujhe sirf apna power dikhana tha princess priya ko, mujhe koi shauk nhi hai, iss jaisi biscuit se shadi karne ki, and he goes off. Lolz but prince vikkki ki problem ye hoti hai ki, he can't marry princess neha, unless priya gets married to some prince. Hihihi so vikram ram se dosti badha leta hai, and try to pester him to accept thr challenge
jab rajkumari Priya ko rajkumar Ram ke reason ka pata chalta hai wo gusse se lal hojati hai aur rajkumar ko akdu rajkumar ka khitab deti hai
rajkumari Neha apni bua ki chugli apni ma maharani Shipra se karti hai k wo Priya ko ulte seedhe sujhav de rahi hai
neha chugal khor apne fayde k liye kya kya karrhi hai. Chalo aage badhte hai
Maharani Niharika ji aap chahe lakh koshish karein, lekin meri priya ki shadi mr.prince Ram se hoke hi rahegi lolz. agar aapko humare ghar me muft k aiso aaram aur sahuliyat chahiye toh , jayiye priya ko mana k ra jkumar ram k saath humari raajkumari ka date fix karwado. )Hindi me date ko kya kehte hai yaar samjh nhi aa rha lolz) Niharika scared and agrees with shipra, without any option left hihini
(jitni hindi aati hai utni use karte hai baki english zindabad)
niharika rajkumar ram ke chacha shiney ki madad leti hai k wo ram ko convince (convince ko hindi mai kya bolte hai ) kare wo rajjkumari Priya ko sair (walk) k liye le jaye
Shiney ko Niharika free ka maal yaane, jab kisi raj gharane se mulakaat k liye gaye the, tab jo uphaar mile madira de deti hai jo i shiney ko mufat k items aur ram priya ki melap me bahot interest hoti hai wo haan kehdete hai. Next day, shiney ji ki Hangover aur Yuraj ram apne aloo k paranthe k saath uphaar yasne breakfast karhe hote hai, seeing shiney ki halat, rajkuamr ram apne sevk Bansi kaka ko nimbu paani laake apbe chachu ko drne ki agrah karta hai. Shiney rone ki emotional blackmailing shuru karta hai, ram pareshan hota hai, apni chachu 420 ko aakhir hua kya hai. Shiney batata hai, ram ki priya k challenge ko na accept karna aur uss sherni se darr k kayar jaise bhaag aane ki baat se dukh I hoke zyada madira paann karna batata hai rajkumar kayar shabd sunke bhadak jaata hai, gusse se aloo jaise sooj jata hai
wahan Niharika bhi rajkumari Priya se kehti hai k Rajkumar ram ka challenge (challenge ka proper hindi word kya hai tym pe hi meri vocubalary weak hojati hai ) hai k Priya unke saath kuch waqt k liye bhi nahi reh sakti, krodhith Priya walk ke liye maan jaati hai, wo akdu rajkumar ko sandes bhejti hai thru bandhi ayesha k wo subah mahal k baghiche mai unka intezar karegi
rajkumar ram gusse se priya ki sandes ko accept karlete hai, man hi man me sochte hai agar wo sherni hai toh main sava sher hoon, finally wo apni Mercedes pe nikal padte hai apni laal tie me , rajkumari priya ko unke bageeche me milne ko
Rajkumari Priya apne i phone par vyast thi aur rajkumar ram ko dekhkar unke looks se thodi impress hojati hai but dikhati nhi hai wo rajkumar k saath walk karti hai aur unki whats app ID mangti hai
well rajkumar ram ki nazar princess priya ki tedhi bindi pe padti hai wo ek dum se baukhala jaate hai priya k WA id maangne par. and he says aapki bindi tedhi hai ab priya ekdum se gusse me aajati hai, itni khoobsurat charming lady ki khoobsurat chehra nhi dikha tedhi bindi dikhi she is so upset with his behaviour. and just stares at rajkumar angrily [LOL idhar rajkumar ram was confused and not understanding the reason behind priya being upset he again says ji main wo aapki tedhi bindi ki baat ka..rr..ha tha sorry typical ram here .
priya apni bindi nikal kar kabutar k maathe pe rakhti hai gusse se ab priya ko samjh nhi aa rha tha ki wo ram k tedhi bindi ko dekh k point karne se upset hai ya apni khoobsurat chehre ko na dekhne ki
Rajkumar bht chintith the k rajkumari ko kya hogaya wo turant apne best mitr "google" pe search karte hai about moods of rajkumaris aur wahan unhe ek tarkib acchi lagti hai, agar rajkumari ko happy karna hai toh unhe flowers de, wo turant bhagche se phool tod kar rajkumari ko dete hai
accha googlele kiya ramne ab dekho priya kya karti hai
priya ram k phool ko accept karti hai, idhar ram ko zor zor k cheenkhein aane laggte hai continuously rajkumari worried aur confused state me naani maharani ki nuske apna leti hai, aur peeche jaake rajkumar ram ke kaan kas ke pakad leti hai
rajkumar ko bht gussa aata hai par jab unki cheekein bandh hojati hai toh wo rajkumari ko muskarakar shukriya bolte hai
rajkumar batate hai k unhe phoolon se allergy hai toh rajkumari turant phool phek deti hai
wah wah itni concerned priya ram is happy now.
Dono bhool jaate hai wo kis vishay ke baare me baat karne aaye hai
aise hi baat karte karte priya bol deti hai actually na meri bua insist karrhi hai ki man aapse shaadi karlu, aur mere papa maharaj bhi yahi chahte hai, kyunki aap unhe BADe acche laggte hai
ram poochta hai aur tum tum kya chahti ho?? dekho mujhe shadi me koi interest nhi hai wo toh main apne chachu 420 k kehne pe aaya hoon tumse milne
aapko shaadi mai interest nahi hai toh aap mana kardijiye mai rishte k liye haan keh dungi aur aap na atleast mere ma papa toh mujhse naraz nahi rahenge k maine shaadi k liye mana kiya
R:Lekin mana toh tum bhi kar sakti ho , main kyun karoo??
P:U r man , aapke liye mana karna easy hai , kaise conquer karenge saari duniya pe?
R: Tum badi hitler ban rhi ho mere saamne aur khud apne mata pita se kyun nhi bol sakti?
P: Mujhe hitler kaha, aap bhi koi dinosar se kam nhi
R: Tumne mujhe mota kaha?? khud toh parle G(jo nyi hai market me) usse bhi choti ho
P:mujhe ye sab bolne ki zaroorat nhi thi, lekin aap ko kya padhi thi swayamwar jeetne ki?
R: Tumhe mujhe ghoor k dekhen ki kya zaroorat thi jab meri baari aayi? ver proudly toh i showed who I am.
P:Ab dikha diya hai, toh nibhana bhi seekhlijiye
R:Ajeeb musibat hai yaar, soch me padta hai ram.
after some pause, Chalo shadi karlete hai
excuse me (isko hindi mai kya bolte hai )
aapko mujhpe ehsan karne ki zaroorat nahi hai, agar shaadi karni hai toh dil se kijiye zabardasti se nahi
(Excuse me , hindi me nhi hai shayad, Google kiya toh pata laga . KSHMA KAREIN)
R:Accha idea bhi main du, shadi bhi mai karoo, aur dil bhi main lagavu, toh madam aap kya apple khavogi??
aap dil lagayenge toh ofcourse mai bhi lagaungi na
Mujhe nhi aata dil laganaagar shadi karni hai toh tum lagavo , nhi toh main chala.
He starts moving
Priya murmurs, "ajeeb musibat hai, ek taraf mata pita aur dusri traf yeh khadus, kuch toh kar priya"
Priya shouts, "theek hai mai shaadi karungi but aapko sbke samne ye manna hoga k aap mera dil nhi jeet sakte"
R:Kya bad bad karrhi ho, agar tumhe main khadoos lagta hoon toh mujhse kyun shadi karni hai? Aur kyun kyun jeetu main tumhara dil?, and tum kya jaano Prince ram Kapoor kya hai??
maine kuch nhi kaha
mera dil koi bhi nahi jeet nahi sakta (challenging him)
kya hai prince ram kapoor, zara hame bhi batayie
R: Kitna Jhooth bolti ho tum, waise bhi I m not interested ,
agar jitna bhi hai to kuch aur jeet loonga property, deal , business tumhjar e kuch gms k dil nhi samjhi. agar tumhara behas khatam hua toh decide karlo kab shaadi karni hai
Priya think, "bada attitude dikha raha hai"
decide karliya, mujhe aise rajkumar se shaadi nahi karni jise dil jeetna na aata ho
R:Toh fir Javo batado apne parents ko ki u r not interested in marriage, aur mujhe mutki de do
P: haan bata dungi, mai kisi se nahi darti, mukti meri khaas bandhi hai wo kyu chahiye aapko
R: Itna behas karne k bula liya, itne time me toh maine ek badi si deal crack karli hoti.
Mutki chahiye Kyunki mere paas mera ek assistant hai Mohan
R:Excuse Me , it's you who had sent invitation thru my Chachu 420 and moreover swaymvar k liye tumhare pitashri ne invitation bheja tha
aapne bheja tha invite thru my chalu bua
jahan se bhi invitation aayega wahan chale jayenge kya isiliye figure aisa hai
R:Apne papa se confirm karlo pehle, aise hi kisi ko bhi invite karte hai kya, apni hitler beti ka kanyadaan karne
meri fgiure ki chodo, khata peeta ghar ka hoon, laggta hai tumhare rajya me barsaat nhi ho rhi , akal padi hai issiliye itni rooki shookhi ho
Papa kahan agaye 420 chacha n chalu bua k beech mai
lagta hai aapke rajya mai khane peene k alawa kuch nhi karte, hamare rajya mai khane peena k alwa bht exercise bhi karte hai isiliye chust hai aapki tarha nhi
R :Haan dekh rha hoon kitni chust ho exercise karke, issiliye shaadi karane k liye rajkuamraoan ko kisi aur rajya se bula lete hai
is rajya mai sirf ek rajkumar hai aur wo mera bhai hia, apne bhai se koi kaise shaadi kar sakta hai
R:Shaadi karne k liye ladka chahiye hota hai, Rajkuamr nhi samjhi
mere aagey toh ladko ki line lagi huyi hai but papa ko rajkumar damad chahiye
R: sarcastically ,Toh javo karlo kisi apne type ka dhundke , bye mujhe life me aur bhi kaam karne hai. (smiles typicla ram while teasing) All the best
Priya: khane k alawa aur kuch aata bhi hai aapko
bilkul apne type k ladke se hi karungi shaadi
R: Mera khana tum se kahi accha hai, atleast tumahre jaisa kisi ka brain toh nhi khata hai na.
Happy realization, dhundlo apne type ka, and I m sure tumahre type koi bana nhi hoga .
well bye , aur main chahta hoon ab hum dono kabhi nhi mile, kyunki hum dono ek dusre ko ek minute k liye bhi bardasht nhi karsakte .
P: thank you mera kaam hogaya mai chahti thi ki shaadi aapki wajah se tud jaye and see aap ne kar diya ab saari tension khatam meri, pata hai aapki ma mujhe kitna mana rahi thi shaadi k liye aur mai unhe na nhi bol pa rahi thi but ab mai bol sakti hoon k mai toh tayyar thi par aapke rajkumar shaadi nhi karna chahti
Priya gives him a hug, "yeh meri help karne k liye, bye, never see you again"
R: mujhse shaadi karne k liye itni bechain ho tum, wow, aur nakhre dekho apne aap ko apsara samjhti ho indrlok ki, aur upar se apne mata oita se jhooth bolti ho ki maine mana kiya aur khud taiyyar ho, tumhara kuch nhi ho sakta, javo jaake jo bolna hai bolo, ram kapoor kisi se nhi darta but he is now holding her in a tight hug. (Dheerese priya k kano me bolta hai )kya main itna pasand aaya hoon tumhe, itni zor se hug karrhi ho
Naseem priya khud hug ki hai toh ram ko mauke pe chuaka masr na chahiye ns
Tabhi chachi shineyy,badmash bua amarnath kapoor and sudhir sharma garden me dono ko dekh lete hai aur bahot, khush ho jaate hai
(ladko ko toh bas mauka chahiye bechari excitement mai hug kari aur sir khush hogaye )
rajkumari priya rajkumar ko zor ka dhakka de kar zameen par gira deti hai
aur krodhith hokar bolti hai, mujhe aur aap mai interest, itne bure din nahi hai mere aur aap is universe (hindi word kya hai universe ka ) k aakri insan huye bhi toh mai aap se vivah nahi karungi, 5 min mai is mera rajya chod kar chale jayie warna aapko kal kthri mai daal dungi
Rajkumar Ram bhageeche se jaane lagte hai par tabhi barish shuru hojati hai
ram is super happy now, that musibat apne aap tal gaya lolz, par gussa bhi thoda hai, bcoz she had thrown him, par fir sochta hai aisi ladki se umr bhar dhakke khaane se accha abhi sahi hua. lolz. baarish se irritation hone laggti hai, he starts murmuring, ye baarish kyun hoti hai, mere 1lakh ki suit khrarb kardi, keechad hoti hai chi chi starts wiping off, suddenly priya comes running towards him and holds his hand, he jerks off her, she says udhar dekhi ye mere aur aapke papa. ram sees this n says whatever, but Priya doesn't leave him. aur dono bheeg jaate hai, priya understands his dislike for rain, she asks baarish nhi pasand aapko, kaise rajkumar hai, aapko pata hi nhi hai kaise enjoy karnna hai, ram gets much irritated, but since there was no place for shelter, he keeps mum. priya stands behind him, n opens his arms along with her in Titanic style
Priya starts dancing n jumping in the rain moreover she was happy that she dont have to marry khadoos rajkumar, Priya plans how she will reveal to her family that ram dont to marry her without getting blame on her, she holds Ram's hand purposely knowing that their parents are watching them and as expected Ram's takes out his hand from her hand rudely
Accha itni badmash company ab dekho ram kya karta hai.
Sudhir and Amar watches this , they came to the conclusion that Ram and Priya are made for each other. They are very happy to see them together. Smilingly they go to RaYa.
Ram who is not aware of there presence, says to priya itna kyun chipak rhi ho mujhse rajkumari ji
waise priya bhi kam nhi hai yeh kaise parents hai jo rude behaviour dekh kar "made for each other" bol rahe hai
P: wo mujhe thand lag rahi thi isiliye
priya dil mai bht khush hai, wo jaa kar yeh baat apni behen neha aur bua niharika se share karna chahti hai
P: accha mai ab chalti hoon wapas apne kaksh mai aapko bilkul aap jaise ladki mile (in heart: aisi ladki se shaadi ho jo aapki nak mai dum kar ke rakhe)
Ram by now , sees their parents watching, holds her hand accha to tum mujhe heater samjh rakhi thi kya, kaksh me baad me chali jaana chalo main kisi ka udhar nhi rakhta le lo apna warmth back mujhe garmi se allergy hai and hugs her.
Priya was super angry
"yeh chipak kyu raha hai" she then sees her parents looking in thier direction
so she too hugs back n changes her plans
BG score: Kuch jaana kuch anajaana sa mujhko to wo laage
so parents were happy and returned back.
Ram : priya apni natak band karo, abhi hamre parents gaye hai, chipkna chod do, madam thoda kuch kha bhi liya karo, sirf haddi hai shareer me, kitne chubhte hai
(bht hurt hota hai jab koi bolta hai haddiyan chubti hai )
Priya Ram ko chedne phirse hug karke chali jaati hai
Priya apni bua aur Neha ko batati hai k wo shaadi karne k liye tayyar hai, Neha bht khush hoti hai but bua bolti hai "baby, tum uske saath adjust nhi kar paogi" toh Priya bolti hai k wo shaadi rajkumar ko saza dene k liye kar rahi hai shaadi karke rajkumar ka jeevan nark bana degi
wo apne mata-pita se bhi bolti hai k wo shaadi k liye tayyar hai aur uske mata pita shaadi 2 din baad rakhte hai
(Accha toh priya ki planning rajkumar ka jeevan nark banana hai, rajkumar bhi kam nhi hai , tumne toh shaadi bhi ka muhurat bhi taiyy kardiya)
Rajkumar, sochta hai chalo theek hai , waise bhi jiske saath bhi wo shaadi karega usse nark to dekhna hi hai, toh kyun na thodi si jaan pehechan wali haddi priya se karle, so he says his parents he is more than happy to marry priya
haan narak banana hai sab ready hai sirf shaadi hojaye
Rajkumari was surprised k khadoos itni jaldi kaise maan gaya
but wo ignore kar deti hai, sochti hai accha hi hai wo jung karne idhar udhar bhatakta rahega aur mai aaram se uske mahel mai rahungi bina kisi tension ke
Toh ab bhai baat aati hai , poori rasmoan riwazoan se Yuvraj Ram kapoor ka vivah Rajkumari Priya k saath badi dhoom dhaam se ho jaati hai.
Rajkumar had his allergic pills before exchanging the garlands and rajkuamri was staring him with aww
rajkumari priya jaan bujhkar rajkumar k chehre pe phool phenkti rehti hai
but this time he didn't sneeze as he already took pills, he winked priya smilingly to irritate her, this was not go unnoticed by their parents
rajkumari apni planning shuru kardeti hai wo shiney chachu ko apni side kar leti hai to know rajkumars secrtes
Chachu 420, ye bolta hai ki rajkumar ram cleanliness freak hai , bahot chilkate hai, gusse wale hai aur pakke warrior hai