Apparently, none of us are getting good husbands. EVER.posted on Sept. 15, 2014, at 2:27 a.m.
Really mom? Somewhere in this theory is the cure to cancer.
a) You will not be with your parents when they die.
b) Your nail debris will pollute God's food.
c) A snake will come and bite you.
d) General bad luck.
e) The apocalypse.
Because Saturday is reserved to par-tayy!
Proven false when you showed too much eagerness to go after reading the Harry Potter series.
Spend the rest of the day paranoid because mom is so unwell, she has to have medicines by the glassful.
Used for everything from not drinking milk to skipping homework.
In case you already tried getting a spider to bite you to become Spiderman and that didn't work.
And you darker skin will result in a drastic dip in the number of rishtas you receive.
Lie detecters ain't got nothing on Indian mummies.
Boys are the worst.
Nope. Nope. Nope.
#Biggest #Lie #Ever
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