11 Highly Annoying Things Indian Aunties Say And Do - Page 2

1. They want to know all about you in one sitting.

Aunty: "Beta, you go to college? Acha, which course? Which college? Do you like DDLJ?"

Your Reaction: I just met you, and this is crazy, these personal questions, are really creepy.

2. They go nuts if you are a Humanities student.  

Aunty: "Arts?"Arts lekar kya karogey? M.B.A?"

Your Reaction: Nah. I was thinking I'll be a hobo or a Hauz Khas hipster. Haven't decided.

3. If you're a girl, they'll keep asking about your love life.

Aunty: "Vo Ladka kaun tha? Ye aaj kal ke bachey besharmo ki tarah ghoomtey hain."

Your Reaction: Yes. I am so besharam right now.

4. They keep lying about their age.

Aunty: "Beta, don't call me Aunty. I am not so old."

Your Reaction: If you're not old, then I'm an infant.

5. If you're skinny, then you've had it.  

Aunty: "Beta, kuch khaatey nahi ho kya?"

Your Reaction: No. I actually survive on air.

6. They always believe that their sons/daughters are angels.  

Aunty: "My son is so innocent. But he hangs out with such rascals..."

Your Reaction: His friends may be rascals, but your son is the devil incarnate.

7. They feed twisted half-truths to your parents.

Aunty: "That day I saw your son with a girl at night in the mall and they were hugging and kissing."

Your Reaction: I wasn't even there that day, woman.

8. They bitch about you at least once a day.

Aunty: (Dripping with sarcasm) "Your son is the most intelligent boy in the society." 

Your Reaction: (With equal sarcasm) And you're not fat. 

9. They always keep talking about the "generation gap."

 Aunty: "Humarey zamaney mein..."

Your Reaction: Are you like pre-historic or something?

10. This one is for all the 12^th graders who are waiting for their result.

Aunty:  "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"

Your Reaction: I kill you.

11. They make these awkward remarks about your clothes.

Aunty: "Maa Baap apne bachchon ko kaise kaise kapde pehen ne dete hain."

Your Reaction: *Slow Clap*

Aunty:  "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"

Your Reaction: I kill you.

Aunty: "Humarey zamaney mein..."

Your Reaction: Are you like pre-historic or something?

LOL 😆😆

2. They go nuts if you are a Humanities student.

Mat poocho...I always face this...🤢

10. This one is for all the 12^th graders who are waiting for their result.

Aunty:  "So Board results are coming beta! Excited?"

Your Reaction: I kill you.

Experienced 😆