PhatPhatiyaPost - Blue Body Parts

Paro is all cute and coy while Moonchiya chokes and sputters in foamy spit. Moonchiya falls to the floor and Paro wonders if she is really that beautiful until she discovers the colgate foam in his mouth. 

I don't know which School of Antidote Paro graduated from, but I've never heard of choking the victim as a prescribed remedy. In any case, since Bholenath was choked by Parvati, it makes it fair game. After all, we are sworn to the holy idea of seeing Shivji in Rudra and Parvathi in Paro, despite the fact that Shivji never rode a Phatphatiya or worked a day in life to protect Kailas Borders from Sarhad par (Nepal??), and Parvathi was summa cum laude M.A. graduate in Vedas, not a 5th grade educated village girl. Nah! those are pesky details in the thrilling world of mythology parallels that is driven down our throats. Now I am getting a neelkanth. 

Doctor: I have bad news. 

Paro: Nahiii!

Doctor: Pehle sun tho lijiye

Paro: ok. please do tell. 

Doctor: Its iron poisoning.

Paro: I knew it, I knew it. He shouldn't have taken those protein shakes and iron supplements

Doctor: The poison has spread to nether regions

Paro: Nahiii

Doctor: Now, I am afraid his consumashuns parts have been pressed so hard, they've become blue balls

Paro: Nahiii

Doctor: If in the next 12 hours, the man does not erect...stand erect and walk, then I am sorry, please inform India-Forums Paagal Fan Associationt that they can kiss consumashuns good bye. 

KcM's blue ghaghra flies up in glee. No pothas, no pothis. It couldn't get any better. 

SJ wishes she were in that hospital bed, soothing every blue part of Moonchiya. Paro is more worried about solving the CSI-Changandgarh mystery of iron poisoning, much to SJ's chagrin, instead of taking over the duty of making Moonchiya stand erect. She asks Mythili to find clues and it takes all of Mythili's education to put two and two together to get 2+2=4.35. 

I want to know which store KCM buys her Haldiram's Iron Mixture Choora. If killing people were as easy as mixing a teaspoon of this mixture in a laddoo, there are a few people I'd like to wipe off the face of the earth. 

Bloody Cyanide will need a shrink when it finds out that the humble Iron Choora is more potent than its venom. 

2mins 56secs - the time it takes needle to travel to rudra's toes. 

Mythili stores some poison mix for her future use

The bedroom mice are getting laid because they didn't attack the dropped laddoo

Bhook and Neend ka Keeda only affects Paro, KcM is on a caffeine high. 

Dilsher's phone must be in the bottom of Ganges

Will be back after watching the episode.

Dekh liya!

Kal tent chronicles. Today no consummashuns pe baat aa gayi? What a DRAMATIC twist.

Naturally, logic had gone into the bhaad a long time ago and has stayed there ever since.

Mice can smell iron. Even they are worried something can harm their teeth. They stayed away from the laddoos.

Paro first noticed the diya. She was contemplating singing Silsila yeh chaahat ka. But the diya snuffed out. Then she thought checking Rudra is a good idea.

Why is KcM so non-creative with her plans? After iron fillings, why didn't she look for some nice deadly poison? Again iron? And please. She was so convinced no one would discover poison plans. Pata chal gaya na? Now doesn't she know about post mortem reports?

The single set of brains have now passed to Paro and Maithili, Rudra doesn't need them at this point. In fact, Paro is such a dimaagi woman, she doesn't drop a tear at Rudra's state. She recalls and narrates, to perfection, the Neelkanth tale, in case we mythology novices had missed it.

Right now, can just Rudra stand up? Erec... uska baad mein sochenge.

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Yesterday it was 2mins 56secs for the laddoo to travel from rudra's fingers to Paro's mouth and another 2mins to travel back to rudra's mouth 😆

only you can extort humuor from stupidest episode😆

Seriously tho.. Where is dilsher, and mala, and thakursa..even Laila!! I want them back.. KCM is way too black..

PPP has to be forum saver today...

Very ..shall I say  average episode...

what symbolism 

and the best part was they took another 10 minutes to explain the underlying symbolism 

so good GHsa , i am impressed !