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Paro's nahi nahi nahi nahi got me gobbling down an entire bag of Halls lozenges to get that itch out of my throat.
How many nahi's does it take to show Paro's anger/sadness/confusion?
Enough to bring back the dead.
No wonder, Varun-sa woke up from the dead, sat up, turned to her and shouted, "Shut up woman" and went back to being dead.
Paro is taken unceremoniously to the BSD Adda and thrown into a room with no furniture other than a writing desk. I can think of a million uses of that writing desk but it would be premature. She gets a delirious dream of hole on Varun-sa's forehead and wondered if Varun-sa ever had holes in his cotton underwear/banian too, she will never find out. she dreams of rukmini, Imli, mami and Bindi but no consumashun. Paro-sa really needs to expand her range of topics for her dreams.
Thakur-sa stomps out of the bathroom, his measuring efforts interrupted. These BSD buggers don't give him a moment of relief alone. He looks dapper in his brand new Manish Malhothra duds, a recent addition to his wardrobe because someone told him Navy blue jacket, white shirt with Khaki jodhpurs "elongated" him. he mistook it for wrong "elongations". Thakur sa prays hard that no Barathi is alive to spill the secret of his <bleep> size to BSD..
Moonchiya is devastated at the loss of his men and decides to take off his shirt. Of course, I wasn't expecting another shirtless scene so soon, so i fumbled and sputtered to quickly Zoom the view by 500%.
Aman shows up showered, cleaned and fed with freshest Ghevar made of pure desi ghee. The two decide to take stock of martyrs and punish themselves for being the only ones alive. Survivors guilt. Aman's lack of enthusiasm in reading out the dead men's names irks Moonchiya and he implores Aman to put More Horlicks into the announcement.
Right that minute, one of the dead soldiers' mother shows up, asking to see her son. A mothers anguish is so evident in her anger but Phatphatiya tells her to pull herself together.
Rudra: Yo momma, cry tears of joy, tears of pride, momma. don't shame your son with tears of sorrow.
Momma: you his officer?
Rudra: yes
Momma: you want to see tears of joy?
Rudra: yes
She plasters a tight slap on him.
Momma: There is your tears of joy. You lost my kid while you were ogling at Paro. My boy joined the BSD for the holiday perks, canteen food and retirement benefits. he didn't know it could kill him!! You have a Maa ka Curse on you!
Rudra: But Momma wait, Mere paas gaddi hai, bangla hai, Laila hai aur ab Paro bhi hai, lekin Maa nahi hai
Momma - Aye! Don't throw that ghisa-pita Deewar dialog on me.
Later, Paro wakes up with short term memory loss, "Main kaha hoon? Main kaun hoon?" and finds a mirror on the wall. She decides to check herself out and literally bawls out at the horrible state of her makeup and clothes. Heartbroken that all her lingerie and Imli have been confiscated by the BSD walas, she plasters herself to the mirror, crying her heart out.
So Paro is plastered to this side of the mirror. Rudra mourns and plasters himself to the other side of the mirror. Seeing his pain, I plaster myself to this side of TV. Now we are all palstered to each other, matching each others hands, face and fingers and crying in unison. Paro, Rudra and Me, plastered to each other...and we cried. It was an odd menage, ugh!
Before Mharo real-wala Pathi-Parmeswar decides to ban any consumashuns over what I was doing, I blew my nose, wiped the TV glass with Windex and resumed watching.
What a scene, he seeks comfort, she seeks comfort, I seek consumashun er.. comfort. Everyone knows, their salve waits on the other side of the glass.
Rudra sees Paro and remembers his Dad's ominous words about beautiful woman. Methinks, Daddy Ranawat had some <bleep> issues too. His wife runs away and it didn't occur to him that maybe, perhaps, just by the way, he might be the problem? I know there was no road from Dilli Via-Agra available in those days but Dr. Gupta's clinic and magic "Chooran" were only a cycle ride away. Why Daddy, why did you mess with Moonchiya's mind?
Foot-Fetish-note
The Pure Hindi voice over gives me the goose bumps in a good way. His sexy voice and use of idiomatic, colorful hindi is unparalleled.
- Varun Paro ki Lash bicha dega jaisay woh koi Rajai(blanket) hai
- Raashtra dhwaj ki suraksha mein Rudra Palat Vaar kartha hai maano anthar vaayu ki seema par kar gaya ho. daal baati ka dam usmay poori cholay ki tharah sama gaya hai!
- Rudra Varun ko Goli maar uskay anjam thak Pahunchatha hai - is tharah Varun ka consumashun anjaam Thar ki Reth ke tharah chakna choor ho jaatha hai
- Cholay, cholay, raath ko bolay! <--- just checking you are alive and still reading
vah bhai vah!
Sexy-Kamariya-note
Paro remembers the misunderwear when she sees Rudra and now we know this misunderwear scene will play on the loop for the next 335 episodes. Consumashun ka satyanas!
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