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Thakur Sa knows that alcohol does not enhance his measurements. He tried it in the past with disastrous results. He advices his team to find Kesari pronto because like Thakur sa, the only thing that lengthens in Kesari after libation is the lenght of his tongue.
Laila gives Paro a primer on three types of men
Men Number One - The eternal commitment phobic man who thinks life is a joyride. To tame this man, you must go along with the ride give him lots of eye-sax, R.K.Narayan Jokes and watch Andaz Apna Apna every day.
Men Number Two - The Mamma's boy who wants daal bhaat for every meal. To win this man one must watch all shows by Gautam Hegde and do what his heroines do in every show - cry a river!
Men Number Three - they are the kind of men who will hurt you, but by god, they will give you best sax of the world. With them, remember to never wear your undies.
Paro wonders what category her Varun falls into and quickly stuffs her undies under the bed.
Bindi comes running to Thakur sa complaining about the men with guns.
Thakur asks Bindi to go for moonlit walk with him and discusses local politics.
Thakur - Bindi, lets discuss politics. what do you know about local politics.
Bindi - Thakur sa, all I know is you are our Raja.
Thakur - good answer, now tell me what my ancestors tell me in my nightmares?
Bindi - that you are too small?
Thakur - ahem! cough! No!
Bindi - Then what Thakur sa?
Thakur - They jeer me that the government took away my land, my power
Bindi - it is so wrong
Thakur - The government emasculated me. Do you know what emasculation means, Bindi?
Bindi - No, Thakur sa.
Thakur - Its the reason for my frequent trips to the bathroom with measuring tape.
Bindi - I don't know what it means, Thakur sa, but your bathroom trips do sound painful.
Thakur - You have no idea. Come, lets watch the stars by the pond.
Bindi - Do you think Thakurain will be ok with this
Thakur - Yes, she knows my measurements
Bindi - What?
Thakur - ahem! cough! I am the local distributor for Wesson Smith guns and I am only 2.78 inches. 3 inches by rounding.
Bindi - No! No! No!
Thakur - Now that you know my dirty secrets, you will have to die!
Bindi says an unceremonious good bye to us as the Styrofoam Crocodile munches Bindi ki Sabzi.
Meanwhile, Kesari sung praises of Thakursa's business model to the BSD. Rudra has twirled his mustache, you know what that means. He tells Aman to preserve his head because he has a beautiful head full of hair that should not go waste. Then he "dishmishes" Aman.
Tomorrow, we may or may not see the much awaited Shootout at Birpur.
My burning question continues - when is consumashun?
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