Hello everyone! I was feeling very bore so I have typed this OS. I have typed whatever came in my mind so please don't try to find any logic in it. This Os is totally senseless n illogical. In short, ye story bina sar pair ki hai, dhundne pe bhi koi logic ya sensible baat nahi milegi π. So read at your own risk.
Ram and Priya are happily married and have three daughters-Peehu (16 yr old) and twins Myra n Pari (10 years) old. Ram is a businessman, so he hardly gets time to spend with his family. By the time he'll come, the children will be asleep. So one day his daughters complained him that he don't love them that's why he is not spending time with them. Ram argued that he always makes up for that by going on vacations with them at least once in a year. But the girls were adamant that he should spend good time with them daily like their mom. Ram was finding hard to convince his daughters and Priya purposely flew from the situation so that Ram handle them alone(her way of punishing him) so he ended up promising them that one Sunday in a whole month, he'll spent with them. His daughters were very happy.
Pari happily: we'll take mamma also with us
Peehu: good idea pari, I am with you
Myra: I don't find it to be a good idea
Ram was listening his daughters' conversation and before he could ask Myra the reason why she didn't like the idea of taking Priya with them, Pari questioned Myra.
Pari: mamma ko kyun saath nahi le jayenge
Ram n Peehu were looking at Myra for reply.
Myra: listen hum papa ke saath time kyu spend karna chahte hai?
Peehu: obviously enjoy karne ke liye
Myra: correct...agar mamma saath chalegi toh wo hame theek se enjoy karne degi?
Peehu brushes up her memory when she used to go along with her mom n dad n she remembers how her mom used to stop her from having her favourite food items, so she screams: nooo...mamma ko saath nahi le jayenge
Pari, who never goes out with her mom: par kyun di, mamma ko chalne do na saath
Peehu explains: tujhe ice cream, kulfi, pasta, pizza yehi sab khana hai na bahar papa ke saath
Pari nods her head in yes.
Peehu: agar mamma saath chalegi toh hame ye sab khane nahi degi aur wahi fruits aur ghas phus khana padega...chale ga tujhe
Pari: nahi
Myra: toh ab bol mamma ko saath le jana hai?
Pari: nahi...sirf hum jayenge
Ram was stunned listening their planning to keep Priya out from the plan.
Ram: tum log apni mamma ke liye aisa sochte ho
Myra: oh papa, we love mamma but aap batao kya mumma hame bahar ka kuch khane degi, wo saath mai hi lunch lekar chelengi na...am I right?
Peehu: par hum toh aapke saath enjoy karna chahte hai aur waise bhi mamma ke saath toh hum roz time spent karte hai
Ram: oh! Toh ye baat hai, so done...no mamma only papa n his 3 princesses
Pari: par mumma se iske bare mai baat kaun karega, mamma ki permission chahiye na?
Peehu n Myra shouts: papa karenge baat
Ram anxiously: mai? No ways
Myra teasingly: aap mamma se darte ho
Ram: no..tumhe kisne kaha
Pari: jab bhi hum mamma ko bolte hai k hum papa se unki complain karenge toh mumma kehti hai k app kuch nahi karenge kyunki aap mumma se darte hai
Ram looks at Peehu for answer n she nods her head in yes.
Ram: sach mai Priya aise bolti hai
Peehu, Pari n Myra innocently: haan papa
Ram: theek hai mai aaj prove kardunga ke mai Priya se nahi darta
Peehu: all the best papa
Ram along with his daughters go downstairs and found Priya arranging dining table for dinner.
Priya: aa gaye aap log, chalo jaldi se dinner karlo
Ram: Priya mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai
Priya: haan boliye
Ram: wo mai...Ram thinks, "kaise bolu ise ke hum iske bina picnic jaana chahte hai, ye mera khoon kardegi"
Priya: boliye na Ram
Peehu whispers: papa maine aap ka kaam aasan kardiya hai
Ram: wo kaise?
Peehu points in Priya's direction: wahan dekhiye Pari mamma ko dance ke liye convince kar rahi hai, aap dance karte waqt mamma se baat karlena aur mamma ko mana lena
Ram: but Priya dance karegi abhi mere saath
Peehu: papa, Pari mamma ko dance ke liye mana karne degi kya
Ram: smart girl, bikul mujh pe gayi hai
Peehu : sorry papa, but smartness toh mujh me mamma jaise hai, mamma se sikha hai maine kisko kaise convince karna hai
Ram: woo toh hai, tumhari mamma bahot smart hai
Priya shouts: Ram can we dance please?
Ram: is waqt Priya?
Priya: haan abhi, agar humne dance nahi kiya toh Pari khana nahi kahegi..karna padega just for 5 minutes
Ram casually: ok
Peehu: all the best papa
Ram: thank u
So now Ram n Priya were dancing together.
Ram: Priya tumse ek favor chahiye?
Priya: favour? Kaisa favour?
Ram: favour nahi...permission chahiye
Priya: aap mujh se permission kyu le rahe hai?
Ram: wo kya hai na , maine bachon ko promise kiya hai k mahine mai ek Sunday unke saath spent karunga
Priya: ye toh accchi baat hai
Ram : but unki ek condition hai
Priya: kaisi condition?
Ram nervously: wo chahte hai k tum hamare saath na aao aur us din koi restrictions nahi
Priya: oh! Toh ye khichdi pak rahi thi aap logo mai
Ram: please Priya haan kardo na
Priya: no
Ramto divert her mind: waise tum baccho ko kya sikha rahi ho?
Priya rudely: kya sikhaya hai
Ram: yahi k mai tumse darta hoon
Priya teasingly: toh usme galat kya hai
Ram: accha...kuch galat nahi hai?
Priya: nahi
Myra n Pari: peehu di, papa ko aur kitna time lagega mamma ko manane mai
Peehu: pata nahi
Ram: tum abhi baccho ko jakar bolo gi ke tumne permission de di hai
Priya teasingly: nahi kaha toh
Ram: nahi toh mai bacchon ke samne tumhe uthakar le jaonga aur phir jab wo ye sab apni Neha aunty ko bataye na toh jawab dena Neha ko
Priya: Ram you are not doing this
Ram: I will do it, agar tumne nahi kiya toh
Priya angrily: fine...bata rahi hoon
Priya goes to children followed by Ram and she says them, "aap log ja sakte ho aur us din no restrictions, It's mamma's promise"
Peehu, Pari n Myra: thank you mamma
Priya sadly: muhe saath nahi le jana chahte, mai hitler thodi na hoon
To cheer up Priya, Ram calls her as darling.
Ram: darling itna gussa kyun ho rahi ho
Myra n Pari giggles and Peehu controls her laughter.
Priya angrily whispers: kitni bar kaha hai aapko, bachon ke samne aise mat bulayie
Ram confusedly: kyu?
Priya: yaad hai peehu jab 5 yrs ki thi usne kya kiya tha
Ram confusedly: kya kiya tha?
One fine day whole family was seeing the old photos and they were asking Peehu to identify the family members. She was identifying everyone but then came Priya's pic and Nuts asks her "ye kaun hai" and Peehu replies, "ye papa ki jaan hai".
Everyone started laughing at Peehu's reply, Priya was very embarrassed so she quickly disappears from the scene.
Priya: 3 mahine tak ne Neha aur Nuts ne mujhe kitna tang kiya tha
Ram: sorry yaar, mai toh bhool hi gaya
Priya: chaliye ab dinner kariye
Ram n his daughters were enjoying their only Sunday with no restrictions; they used to indulge in all the activities and eat all kind of food which Priya don't allow them in remaining 29 days.
One Sunday, they came back all exhausted from their picnic, Priya brings juice for them and asks Ram, "aaj dinner ke liye kya program hai"
Ram: aaj mai bahot thak gaya hoon toh dinner ghar pe hi karunga
Priya angrily: maine socha tha k hum baher jayenge dinner ke liye
Ram: sorry yaar, par aaj possible nahi hai
Priya: mere liye toh time hi nahi hai, rehne dijiye
Ram: please Priya, aaj mai sach mai thak gaya hoon
Priya: theek hai, par dinner banayega kaun
Ram: bansi kaka aur kaun
Priya: maine sab ko chutti de di ye soch kar ke hum bahar jayenge dinner ke liye
Pari: mamma aap banao na aaj ka dinner, pls
Priya: jab mai khana banati hoon, tum logo ko bahar ka khana chahiye aur jab nahi bnaya toh mamma aap banao na...very smart
Myra n Peehu: mamma please
Priya: theek hai...batao kya khana hai
PAri n Peehu: aalo ka parantha
Myra: phirse?
Priya: phirse matlab?
Ram:Myra beta chup hojao...kuch nahi Priya, mujhe bhi aalo ka parantha chahiye
Priya: Myra speak up the truth
Myra: kuch nahi mom, wo humne aaj lunch mai aalo ka parantha, noodles aur pizza khaya hai
Pari adds: aur clairs n ice cream too
Priya looks at Ram: mujhe kyu dekh rahi hoon, aaj toh inka din hai na isliye
Myra: mamma aalo parantha mat banaye kuch healthy banayie...aaj itna zyaada junk food khaya hai na toh health effect hogi...aur ek businessma kabhi bimar nahi padhna chahiye
Peehu: teri har baat ghum ke business par kyun aati hai?
Pari sadly: it means no aalo ka parantha
Priya: ek min..chup karo sab...poore apne papa pe gaye hai, kisi ko sirf khana chahiye toh kisi ko har waqt business hi soojta hai...hey Ram kya karu inka
Ram: tumne kuch kaha Priya
Priya : haan kaha par aap se nahin...bhagwan Ram se
Ram: unhe kyu disturb kar rahi hoon, unhone toh tumhe tumhara personal Ram diya hai na
Pari: wow mamma aap kitne lucky ho, bhagwanji ne aapko personal bhagwan diya hai...mujhe mera Ram kab milega?
Ram n Priya burst into laughter at her question.
Priya: mai sabke liye unka favourite dishes banati hoon ...ok
Myra: par tab tak hum bore hojayenge
Pari: papa koi story sunayie na
Myra giggles: papa ko story sunani nahi aati
Ram: yaar tu hamesha mujhe apni maa ki tarha under estimate kyun karti hai...dekh rahi ho Priya, tumhe lagta hai ye mere pe gaye hai but tumhari toh saari buri aadatein hai inme
Priya: excuse me ...meri konsi habits hai inme
Ram: tumhari tarha dominating hai, hamesha mujhe under estimate karte hai ye log aur bilkul tum jaisi ziddi hai
Priya: aur kuch reh gaya ho toh wo bhi batayie
Ram smilingly: hai na...tumhari tarha bahot khoobsurat hai
Peehu: papa aap hame ye batao aapki aur mamma ki shaadi kaisi hui...aapki aur mamma ki story sunao
Ram: not a bad idea
In next part I'll update the love story of Ram n Priya aur kisi ko bhi ye senseless aur illogical lagi toh I cant do anything kyunki maine pehle hi keh diya tha read at ur own risk π π
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