A/N - Hola guys sohu and me are back with our third instalment of Lungi sambhalke Asad miyan saga ~ The Case of the Missing Lungi! If you remember in the previous part Asad's lungi was lost in Ajmer! The theme of this part is "Indian Idol", setting " "The new promo shoot"
Looks like Gul has forgotten about my "Spoilers ki dhajjiya udao mission" so now I am going to restart the mission!
here are the links to the previous parts -
GUTTER OS - Lungi sambhal ke asad miya - (FUNPOST)
GUTTER OS - Lungi sambhal ke asad miya PART 2 ;)
So read ahead at your own risk, might contain a buttload of crap! Keep laughing
Lungi sambhalke Asad miyan part 3 ~ The case of the Missing Lungi
Asad - Ms Faaaroquiii
Zoya - Mr khhhaaan
Asad - Ms Faaaroquiii
Zoya - Mr khhhaaan
Asad - chalo na hum hide and clap khelte hai
Zoya - conjuring dekhne ke baad mujhe yeh game khelna tha
Asad blindfolds her and spins her twice and runs away from there
Asad - sambhalke kahin conjuring ki tarah tumhe bhi bhootni na pakadle
Zoya - Allah miyan Mr Khan bhootni mujhe nahi main use pakdoongi
Asad- hayee raam.. bhootni bhi darr jayegi..apke makeup artist ko boliyega dhang ka makeup karne ke liye aap khatarnaak dikhti hain kabhi kabaar itna toh natural beauty bhi nahii hota..
Tanveer sees Zoya
Tanveer - yeh zoya blind blind kyun khel rahi hai? lagta hai gaandhari ka bhoot chadh gaya hai
*She walks past her*
Zoya - Yunki yeh kon bola? zaroor bhootni hogi abhi jaati hun uske peeche. BHOOOTNIII... bhoootttnniii
Tanveer - aaj aja main hoon pyaar tera..
Zoya - allah miyan asad ki awaaz ladkiyon jaisi kaise ho gayi
Tanveer - pichle do parts se writers ne hume aapka hone nahi diya lekin ab hum kisi ki nahi sunege. Zoya aap bhi humse pyaar karti ho na?
Zoya - yeh bhoot sa roshan chehra,
Zulfon ka rang hai ghatiya
Yeh chand se bhi safed aankhein,
Hai raaz hai inme gehra
Insult karu kya uski,
Jisne tujhe yeh role diya
Zoya walks ahead and comes across Humaira skipping around with her safed dupatta
Humaira - safed dupatta udd gaya re mera hawa ke jhoke se
ayaan ka sar maine phod diya haaye re guldaste se
Zoya - Allah Miyan meri behen serial killer nikli?
Zoya falls and Ayaan catches, he looks at her face and starts singing
Ayaan- Ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga
jaise bike ka silencer
jaise shayar ka nightmare
jaise bhootni jaisa makeup
jaise 90s ki jeans
jaise shireen ki dumbness ko de compleeex ooo
ek ladki ko dekha toh aisa laga
Zoya - yahan kya indian idol ka audition ho raha hai
Ayaan- lekin IDOL toh mere abbu hain..kuch bolte hi nahi..main toh humesha bak bak karta hu
Asad - yeh kya ho raha hai bhai yeh kya ho raha?
Zoyaan - Kucch nahi hum aapki khoyi hui lungi dhundne ke liye plan kar rahe the
asad- hayyye safed lungi ud gayi re meri ajmer ke mountain se
mujhe mere piyaa ne dekh liya bina kapdo ke.
Humaira walks inside the room
Asad - arrey yeh toh meri lungi hai, humaira ke paas kaise aayi?
Humaira - hume yeh us tharki vikram ne di as a farewell gift
asad- vikram lungi dhundne ka kaam karta tha??
Ayaan - woh chor tha muft ki cheez lena uska kaam hai
Asad - Zoyaaa yeh meri hai
Ayaan - bhaijaan Humaira meri hai aapki nahi
Tanveer - dil toh mera sirf muft ka hain..yaha pe toh tahkram pura ka pura muft hi hai
Just then Imran and Najma come to get some footage
Imran-Najma - tumhare is mote se pet ke motapa ka raaz nahi bataunga main jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan jab tak hai jaan
Najma - kisi ko bola toh jaan bachegi bhi nahi
Asad - mujhe meri lungi wapas kar serial killer
Humaira - jaane de jaane de thodi hawa aane de
Asad - zoya tum mujhe baar baar hug kyun karti ho? its difficult to control my hormones
Zoya - Allah miyan aapke paas testosterone hai? mujhe laga aap hormonal dysfuction ke shikari hain
Asad- haan zoe hain..warna tannu kisse attract hoti hain bolo
Zoya " use toh aadat hai humbistar ki! bhuk..jism ki bhuk..issmein aapka kya credit hain??
Asad - jabhi bhi aap mujhe hug karti hai mujhe mandir ki ghanti sunai deti hai *tan tan tan*
Zoya - allah miyaan mr.khan aapke kaan mein ghanta fit hain?? usse bajata kaun hain?? *tanveer ka atma appears* a cold wind blows
Tanveer - kaan main bajta jaaye, mandir ka ghanta tan tan sa oh hoo
Humaira - ayaan mujhe pata hai ke nikaah ke baad agar mujhe gussa aaye toh mujhe kya phodna chahiye
Ayaan - kya phodogi?
Humaira - tumhara sar
Ayaan - mat karo aisa..bahut mushkil se hairstyle set karwake aaya hoon..paisa barbaad mat karo..rupee ka bahut bura haal hain..paisa kya tumhara taklu baap dega??
Humaira - mere baap pe mat jaa bewde..apni maa ko dekh..uske baal mein toh chidiya bhi ghosla banake kho jayegi
Speaking of GaZia, the camera zooms in on them busy with their cootchie-coo
Razia to gafur - Masala factory main mujhko chod ke na jaa mujhko chod ke na jaa tujhko meri haan meri jawani ki kasam
Gaffur - janam dekhlo mit gayi duriyaan main yahan hun yahan hun yahan hun yahan
Humaira - ya allah ap dono romance kar rahe hain abbu?? ayaan ko bhi sikhao na.. usse sirf apni hairstyle ki padi hain
Gaffur - mujhe yeh pareshani kabhi nahi hoti beta..kyunki mere toh baal hi nahiin hain
Razia - ab toh main bhi wig pehenti hoon ji..maine bhi apna baal katwa liya.. aakhir raeth jaisa isaaq tera..
Asad - yeh koi indian idol ka set hai? jo aa raha hai gaana gaata jaa raha hai? koi mujhe meri lungi wapas do nahi toh main apni ammi ko bulaunga
Zoya - humaira yeh lungi ka tum kya karogi? asad ko de do! Pata nahi is lungi main aisa kya hai jo mujhme nahi hai
Asad - Yeh lungi lungi nahi meri cape hai! iske bina main lungiman nahi
Iske bina main rajnikanth fanclub main enter nahi kar sakta
Humaira gives the lungi to asad
Asad - Lungi ko apni kamar pe bandhke
Zoya ko ayaan se 10km dur karke
Sridevi ke poster cupboard main laga ke
aa jao sare mood banake
LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE LUNGI DANCE
THE END
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And that's a whole load of CRAP! Koi nai after seeing the promo spoilers our minds have also filled with crap!
Love,
Sohu and Sadie! 😃
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