[QUOTE=J.M.Singh]Sonali this MOTW title is something u shud always remember so heres some questions that will always make you remember this title
Name:
Profession:
Location
Fav
tv shows:
Fav
television actor:
Fav
television actress:
Fav
Bollywood actor:
Fav
Bollywood actress:
Why
do you watch Housewife?
If
you were given a chance to play a character in Housewife who would u play?
Who
do u hate most in Housewife?
Who
do u like most in Housewife?
How
does it feel to be MOTW?
Fav
Food?
Fav
Drink?
Fav
type of music?
Fav
tv channel?
one
historic person u wish u could meet?
dream
car?
most
hated subject in school?
Can
u cook?
If
u can cook what do u like to cook?
One
thing u always carry with u?
favourite
pet?
what
r u scared of?
fav
dessert?
What
do u do when u lie?
biggest
lie u ever told?
define
courage?
biggest
strength?
biggest
weakness?
what
languages u can speak?
if
u were getting a chance to become a viewbiew of this forum, who u take the
chance? why?
if
u had to make one wish what would it be?
Dream
destination?
Choose
one of the following:
Suhasi
dhami or Drashti dhami?
Love
marriage or arranged marriage?
zee
tv or starplus?
veg
or non veg?
love
or money?
india
or USA?
western
clothes or indian clother?
chocolate
or ice cream?
tv
shows or movies?
Fav
cricket team?
Fav
footbal team?
Sport
u play the most?
Sport
u watch on Tv the most?
Fav
Bowler?
Fav
wicketkeeper?
how
many pets u have?
Whenwas
the last time u've been to a zoo?
What
irritates u the most?
Why
do they cotton swab the guy's arm with rubbing alcohol before a lethal
injection?
Why
do 24 hour, 7 days a week (Including holidays!) Super Markets have locks on
their door?
Why
do Aliens abduct Humans if we are an inferior race?
Why
are rat traps in the car-care section of my supermarket?
If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered
a hostage situation?
When
sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
Do
blind people feel 'Love at first sight'?
Why
is the meaning of life hard to find when you have a dictionary?
Why
is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a
race car not called a racist?
If
a hen-and-a-half could lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long
would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill
pickle?
Why
do we park in a driveway and drive on the parkway?
Why
is the word "abbreviation" so long?
Why
is there no "w" in "one", but there is a "w" in
"two" and we don't use it?
How
do you know when you have run out of invisible ink?
Can
you stake a vampire with an artificial heart?
What's
the best way to UN-teach a child to put a plastic bag on his/her head?
At
a movie theatre You are asked, " Hey, what are you doing here?"
Now
that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
You
know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can't
they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why
isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why
is the word dictionary in the dictionary?
Why
is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why
is it that night falls but day breaks?
Why
is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why
is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the
volume on the radio?
Why
is it you must wait until night to call it a day?
Why
is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with
real lemonsWhy is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
Why
is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
In
court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on
lying, do they really think you'll tell them so
Instead
of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
If
your car says Dodge on the front of it, do you really need a horn?
If
you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
If
you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
If
you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
Why
does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why
is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why
is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why
is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every
two hours?
Why
is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why
is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why
is it that famous people are always born on holidays?
Why
doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why
doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why
are you IN a movie but ON TV
.
Why doesn't the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
.
Why don't they just make food stamps edible?
Why
don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why
get even, when you can get odd?
Why
is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why
is a boxing ring square?
Why
is clear considered a color?
What
happened when the first wheel was made?
If
work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If
you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?
If
you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If
you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
If
you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? <
If
you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If
a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing? Why?
If
peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, then what are Girl Scout
cookies made out of?
If
electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If
someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered
a hostage situation?
If
u had a time machine what would u use it to do?
Can
u cry under water?
Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
Can
you say the letter P without separating your lips?
theres one more set and thats
OMG josh...better you ask me to die today...poor me...how can u do this to me..your sweet fried..list of long questions
π
god save meπ
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