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Hehehe...actully m fir se aa gyi...mne dekha ki public bht frustrated hai about balh leap...aur asusual i am with balh anyhow...to mne socha ki jra is leap k sath bhi khel liya jaye...to mne ye chhota sa OS hi likh diya leap par...iska nam rakhne ka bada problm ho rha tha...qki isme aisa kuchh khas h nhi jisme koi khas nam suit kare to sochte sochte ye socha ki jb leap se related h to naam me bhi leap hona chahiye...lol...so here i go with my new OS...
"isse pehle ki leap ho jaye..."
after 20yr...
@morning...
Priya...pihu...uthooo..cmon baby getup...pihuuu
pihu...are mumma kyun subah subah pareshan hoti ho..so jao
priya...are...subah subah its 12'o clock..get up right now
ram ankhe malte hue aata h...priyaaa..subah subah kyun chilla rhi ho...
Priya...mr.kapoor u tooo...its 12'o clock...dono baap beti ek jaise hain...
Pihu priya k gale me hath dal deti h...
Pihu...ha mom dono ek jaise hain pr aap hamesha se duniya se nirale ho...meri best mom..
Priya...kya mtlb h tumhara ???
Pihu...mom ghadi dekhna achhi bat h par ye bhi dekhna padta h ki ghadi chal rhi h ya nhi...
Ram...hahaha...pihu tumhari best mom 2 ghante pehle uth gyi to duniya ko 4 ghante aage pohncha diya...
Priya...ha to theek h 8 baje bhi koi jaldi nhi h...tum baap beti ko to bas mujhe glt btane k liye kuchh na kuchh chahiye...jao sote raho mujhe kya krna h sara din sote rho...m hi bewkuf jo tumlogo ko jagane chali aayi...
Pihu...oh god..mom please stop this...u always do this..apko achhi tarah se pta h ki humdono ki kamjori aap ho to aap usi ka fayda uthate ho imotionally blackmail kark...
Ram...priya...really u r tooo much subah subah uthane k liye itna natak...waqai ye hamari kamjori ka bht fayeda uthati h..chalooo niklo bister se..
Pihu...ok papa
Priya...hahaha...hayeee..its always work..
Ram...yes ofcourse..but ab m ye ghadi utha k phenkne wala hu...isme har din koi na koi natak set hota h
priya...hahahaha
ye inka har din ka natak h...priya ko inhe jagane k liye naye naye tareeke dhundhne padhte hain...20 sal me aur kuchh badla ya nhi..pr han jindagi aur khubsurat rishte aur mazbut aur ehsas aur jawan ho gye hain...pihu bht hi achhi beti h...ram asusual bht achhe bisnessman aur papa...aur priya...in dono ki jan...pihu aur ram k liye priya mtlb zindgi aur priya ki duniya me to na pehle kuchh aur tha na ab wo to hamesha se kabhi ram kabhi pihu yhi karti rhti h...actully pihu aur ram k liye to asan h qki undono ki jan priya h...par mushkil to priya k liye h qki ye dono priya ki jan h aur inke har argue me priya ko kisi ek ki side leni padhti h...jo ki uske liye bht mushkil h...zindagi badi hi khubsurti se kat rhi h...sabhi taiyar hokar apne apne kam pe jane ko ready h...pihu colleg k liye nikal jati h...tabhi achanak ram k chillane ki awaz aati h...
Ram...priyaaa...priyaaa...kahan ho...priyaaa
priya bhag k ram k pas aati h..aur dar k puchhti h..kya hua mr.kapoor???...apko pasine kyun aa rhe hain???..aap theek to h???...boliye na...
Ram...bolne dogi tab to bolunga...mne bht bura sapna dekha...
Priya...are koi bat nhi mr.kapoor sapna hi to tha
ram...nhi priya bht bura tha...
Priya...oh mr.kapoor aap shant ho jaiye aur pehle mujhe saaf saaf btaiye kya dekha...
Ram...priya mne dekha ki...pihu badi ho gyi hai aur humdono budhhe ho gye hain...
Priya...what??..mr.kapoor...subah subah pee li h kya???...isme bura kya h??? Are ek na ek din to ye hoga hi pihu badi to hogi hi
ram...nhi wo bat nhi h ..bat ye haii ki tum buddhhi ho gyi thi...
Priya...shut up mr.kapoor...aur aap to buddhhe hue nhi honge...are bhai the ram kapoor hain buddhhe kaise honge..budhapa darega nhi kya???
Ram...hahaha
priya...pleasssee mr.kapoor bekar me mujhe itna dara diya...
Ram...are cmon yar is leap ne sabko dara diya h...ab to sapne bhi leap k hi aate hain...
Priya...hahaha...lagta h mr.kapoor public ki trh apko bhi leaperia ho gya h
ram...ha yar u r right ...m kya soch rha hu ki isse pehle ki leap ho jaye...
Priya...ha hame sabkuchh save kar lena chahiye..pihu k liye savings,,ghar,,kaam,,
ram...aah priya lecture tumhare pas readymade rhta h kya mauka mila aur parosna shuru...pehle meri baat to suno...
Priya...kya???
Ram...socha h isse pehle ki leap ho jaye chalo hum 2-3 honeymoon aur mna lete hain..
Priya...hahaha..mr.kapoor aap pagal ho gye hain...honeymoon na hua aloo k parathe ho gye...khtm ho jayega 2-3 aur kha leta hu...aap bhi na mr.kapoor...
Ram...are tum apne pati k liye itna bhi nhi kar sakti...
Priya...ha bht kuchh kar sakti hu..par filhal mere pati to ye karna h ki uthna h taiyar hona h aur office chalna h..wrna wo jo hamare sar pe baitha h na hamara the boss banke wo mnwayega hamar honeymoon office me kaam k sath
ram..kya yar is k**ney ko bhi abhi entry marni thi 12-13 sal ruk nhi sakta tha tum budhhi ho jati to insecurity kam ho jati na..
Priya...hahaha..
"isse pehle ki leap ho jaye..."
after 20yr...
@morning...
Priya...pihu...uthooo..cmon baby getup...pihuuu
pihu...are mumma kyun subah subah pareshan hoti ho..so jao
priya...are...subah subah its 12'o clock..get up right now
ram ankhe malte hue aata h...priyaaa..subah subah kyun chilla rhi ho...
Priya...mr.kapoor u tooo...its 12'o clock...dono baap beti ek jaise hain...
Pihu priya k gale me hath dal deti h...
Pihu...ha mom dono ek jaise hain pr aap hamesha se duniya se nirale ho...meri best mom..
Priya...kya mtlb h tumhara ???
Pihu...mom ghadi dekhna achhi bat h par ye bhi dekhna padta h ki ghadi chal rhi h ya nhi...
Ram...hahaha...pihu tumhari best mom 2 ghante pehle uth gyi to duniya ko 4 ghante aage pohncha diya...
Priya...ha to theek h 8 baje bhi koi jaldi nhi h...tum baap beti ko to bas mujhe glt btane k liye kuchh na kuchh chahiye...jao sote raho mujhe kya krna h sara din sote rho...m hi bewkuf jo tumlogo ko jagane chali aayi...
Pihu...oh god..mom please stop this...u always do this..apko achhi tarah se pta h ki humdono ki kamjori aap ho to aap usi ka fayda uthate ho imotionally blackmail kark...
Ram...priya...really u r tooo much subah subah uthane k liye itna natak...waqai ye hamari kamjori ka bht fayeda uthati h..chalooo niklo bister se..
Pihu...ok papa
Priya...hahaha...hayeee..its always work..
Ram...yes ofcourse..but ab m ye ghadi utha k phenkne wala hu...isme har din koi na koi natak set hota h
priya...hahahaha
ye inka har din ka natak h...priya ko inhe jagane k liye naye naye tareeke dhundhne padhte hain...20 sal me aur kuchh badla ya nhi..pr han jindagi aur khubsurat rishte aur mazbut aur ehsas aur jawan ho gye hain...pihu bht hi achhi beti h...ram asusual bht achhe bisnessman aur papa...aur priya...in dono ki jan...pihu aur ram k liye priya mtlb zindgi aur priya ki duniya me to na pehle kuchh aur tha na ab wo to hamesha se kabhi ram kabhi pihu yhi karti rhti h...actully pihu aur ram k liye to asan h qki undono ki jan priya h...par mushkil to priya k liye h qki ye dono priya ki jan h aur inke har argue me priya ko kisi ek ki side leni padhti h...jo ki uske liye bht mushkil h...zindagi badi hi khubsurti se kat rhi h...sabhi taiyar hokar apne apne kam pe jane ko ready h...pihu colleg k liye nikal jati h...tabhi achanak ram k chillane ki awaz aati h...
Ram...priyaaa...priyaaa...kahan ho...priyaaa
priya bhag k ram k pas aati h..aur dar k puchhti h..kya hua mr.kapoor???...apko pasine kyun aa rhe hain???..aap theek to h???...boliye na...
Ram...bolne dogi tab to bolunga...mne bht bura sapna dekha...
Priya...are koi bat nhi mr.kapoor sapna hi to tha
ram...nhi priya bht bura tha...
Priya...oh mr.kapoor aap shant ho jaiye aur pehle mujhe saaf saaf btaiye kya dekha...
Ram...priya mne dekha ki...pihu badi ho gyi hai aur humdono budhhe ho gye hain...
Priya...what??..mr.kapoor...subah subah pee li h kya???...isme bura kya h??? Are ek na ek din to ye hoga hi pihu badi to hogi hi
ram...nhi wo bat nhi h ..bat ye haii ki tum buddhhi ho gyi thi...
Priya...shut up mr.kapoor...aur aap to buddhhe hue nhi honge...are bhai the ram kapoor hain buddhhe kaise honge..budhapa darega nhi kya???
Ram...hahaha
priya...pleasssee mr.kapoor bekar me mujhe itna dara diya...
Ram...are cmon yar is leap ne sabko dara diya h...ab to sapne bhi leap k hi aate hain...
Priya...hahaha...lagta h mr.kapoor public ki trh apko bhi leaperia ho gya h
ram...ha yar u r right ...m kya soch rha hu ki isse pehle ki leap ho jaye...
Priya...ha hame sabkuchh save kar lena chahiye..pihu k liye savings,,ghar,,kaam,,
ram...aah priya lecture tumhare pas readymade rhta h kya mauka mila aur parosna shuru...pehle meri baat to suno...
Priya...kya???
Ram...socha h isse pehle ki leap ho jaye chalo hum 2-3 honeymoon aur mna lete hain..
Priya...hahaha..mr.kapoor aap pagal ho gye hain...honeymoon na hua aloo k parathe ho gye...khtm ho jayega 2-3 aur kha leta hu...aap bhi na mr.kapoor...
Ram...are tum apne pati k liye itna bhi nhi kar sakti...
Priya...ha bht kuchh kar sakti hu..par filhal mere pati to ye karna h ki uthna h taiyar hona h aur office chalna h..wrna wo jo hamare sar pe baitha h na hamara the boss banke wo mnwayega hamar honeymoon office me kaam k sath
ram..kya yar is k**ney ko bhi abhi entry marni thi 12-13 sal ruk nhi sakta tha tum budhhi ho jati to insecurity kam ho jati na..
Priya...hahaha..
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