HUMBLE REQUEST: Please don't BASH any of the chosen ones here, otherwise the thread will get locked sooner than I hope for! 😊 Just for a few smiles it is! Praise Barun Ji if you like, don't bash him or anyone else! ...Sincere thanks in advance!👏
My choice of Contestants for Big Boss-7 Mazedaar Chhe Season
1. Autumn: (She will make it memorable with her Relax---Deep Breath-Deep Breath---Calm Doan, Calm Down''..)...She would be like Lok Sabha Speaker Meira Kumar...in her sugar coated voice,"Baith jaayiye------haan---baith jaayiye...ek ek kar ke boliye--------haan----aap samajhdaar hain, aap baith jaayiye!"🤗😳2. DexterKiLaila:😡 (Those who consider Urvashi fiery, would revise their opinion once they see Dexy in 5 verbal spats every 15 minutes. But she would still be one of the most popular housemates surving nominations after nominations, week after week, because of her Sapna like quality of letting bygones be bygones faster than one can blink! 👏
3. Barun Sobti: ☺️ (To attract a huge fan base of his followers. I really don't know who the guy is, but going by comments here, he obviously is a Tele serial scene biggie and would attract lots of eyeballs and drooling female fan army!).👍🏼
3. OMNIPOTENCE: 😈 (To hound Barun Sobti all around the house. Needless to say Omni would be hated by Barun fans and adored by Barun haters, Win-Win situation for COLORS, huge TRP guaranteed).⭐️
4. Be_A_REBEL (CHIKNA_MUNDA):😛 Would be a very popular housemate. People would love a young, cheerful fun loving guy who would respond to every comment made by any housemate and most of the time fall down laughing like this-🤣
5. Gypsy2525: 😳She would be updating the day's proceedings in house and mostly stick to her business without being nosy even one bit. Something like Raageshwari was! Would be mostly seen sitting by the poolside, jotting down who did what, who said what!😳
6. MissCherie:⭐️ She would be the live wire in house and provide comic relief to housemates and viewers stressed out due to Dexy,Omni, Barun Sobti and guess_Who especially going full throttle at each other periodically.
7.MULLAH..AKBAR: His Fatwas would incense the real Mullahs so much that Big Boss-Season-7 Mazedar Chhe itself would receive Fatwas from Imam Bukhari of Delhi Jama Masjid as well as highest religious seats of Iran and Saudi Arabia as well.😡
By week 9, Mullah..Akbar would issue a standard disclaimer before issuing any more Fatwa, that the issued Fatwas are his personal opinion and have nothing to do with Sharia and Islam.🤡
8.Guess_Who: After miserably failing with Delu-Pillu in season-6, BB would gamble on him and DexterkiLaila to provide all the sparks in Season-6. BB teams attempts would stop at nothing and BB team would stoop down to the level of providing only one tooth brush for the two with message written, who ever gets it first, gets to brush teeth today!😈 They would arrange dinner tables with a few candles as well, hoping for the best!😳
9. -GODFATHER- :🤓 Viewers would look forward to his presence in Season-7. Excitement would be to relish his witty one liners and to find out whether he makes use of symbols like !@#$%^&*~ while speaking as well or not!😲
10. Madame_Trinkary: For glamour in house. BB would hope she unleashes her dazzling collection of Purple suits and Sarees during the season and would request her to blush with a coy shyness, every time Chulbul Pandey Khan makes a pass at her!😳🥳
11.F-Bomb: 😉 After Delu-Pillu and Vishal-Sana debacle of Season-6, BB would like to be surer this time and explore Ominipotence+F-Bomb angle where they know there definitely would be a happy ending by Mid November 2013. Miss Cherie and -Autumn- would have a standing Big Boss task of ensuring that F-Bomb and Omni never vanish inside the same room, storeroom or any closed space together!😲
12. Saitan: 😳 Contrary to her name, she would be the quiet and sober one in house always a voice of reason. Popular with all groups but at times viewers would wish she was more lively and full of life. 😳 Bong angle of BB-7, but she would still be more entertaining than Sayantani, the Bong angle of BB-6 was!
13. CHANDRAMUKHI: ⭐️ Multi-dimensional member of BB-7. Always dressed in Pink Gujju Ghaghra-Choli, suits and occasionally Sarees, she would woo Mullah..Akbar, gang up with Omnipotence to rile up Barun Sobti and would deliver impressive speeches on gender inequality and injustice in society.
Each time he wants to rile her up, guess_Who would urge all females in house to not cross the borderline of LAJJA and not indulge in ASHLEELTA of any kind!😈
14. LALLAN_TOP: Primarily selected for her remarkable ability of saying cheeky stuff without ever crossing the line, she would prove to be a nightmare to Chulbul Pandey Khan!
Lallan_Top would never fail to remind what dangers women beaters and drunk drivers pose to society without actually naming anyone!😉...Likely to get evicted after 2 weeks because of Sallu's bhai's,"Ya ye rahegi ya main rahoonga..." kind of unreasonable stand!😕
15. NISHU786: He will always be the one who will give breaking news of who did whose chughli and most of the time his Breaking News would be right!
With in 3 weeks viewers across the world will discover, Nishu never supports any male in house but will always support anything that any Female in house, especially Chandramukhi and later, guest entry Naiina would ever say! ☺️❤️
** STAR GUEST ENTRY: SHARON! Like Imam changes his get ups every day, he will wake up these housemates every day at 7.40 A.M. and ask them,"Guess whats my name today you trolls?"😆
PS: Presence of Omnipotence, DexterkiLaila, Chandramukhi and especially Lallan_Top on same show would ensure Salman Khan would get bombed on 3 consecutive Fridays and he would not be the host from BB-8 Ganda Chhe Season onwards!😕
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