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FUNOPSIS DAY 27
SUBAH 7.15 BAJE
BB VOICE OVER: Sabhi ghar waale so rahe hain. Sivaaye Sidhu ke, jo Meditation kar rahe thhe aur ab woh Niketan se baat kar rahe hain, jo roz ki tarah, Gas ki peeda ki wazah se, so naheen paa rahe!
SIDHU: Kya baat hai Guru? Neend naheen aa rahi tujhe?
NIKETAN (Painful expressions): Subah dard badh jaata hai Sir. Samajh naheen aata kya karoon?😕
SIDHU: Oye karna kya hai? ------Mann agar nirmal ho, dil mein agar pyaar aa jaaye, toh mazaal hai ki tujhe Gas ki maar Sataaye?-----Guru---sone se pehle do chammach Isab Gol liya kar, ek bade glass paani ke saath!---- Sone se pehle aur uthne ke baad, Ishwar ka naam le aur Praanayaam kar Oye!
NIKETAN:Yoga toh roz karta hoon, ye dekhiye-Meri Uttan-paad aasan ki photo----
SIDHU (murmurs under his breath): Kucchh naheen ho sakta
tera. Huttt!😡---(walks away briskly)!
SUBAH 8.00 BAJE:
Speakers blare out morning alarm song--Zindagi Ek Safar, Hai Suhaana, Yahaan Kal Kya Ho, Kisne Jaana!
All get rattled except Karishma Kotakwho is clever enough to realize importance of this 8 A.M. daily ritual.😉 She had studied Videos of last season and knows from shrewd Mahek Chahal antics last season that this period is mandatorily aired! Smart babe that she is, she never forgets to jump out of her bed at 8 A.M. and gyrate to all cams.
As if she was waiting for wake up song to start, runs in fast, does a small jig and jumps on Delnaaz who screams,"BHOOOT! BHOOOT"😈. Scared Delnaaz opens her large Bush baby eyes, realises it is Karishma and hugs her tightly with relieved expressions.😲
Sapna is jumping up and down and singing her daily anthem,"Ullu
banaya, Bada maza aaya, Ullu Banaaya, Bada Maza Aaya!" 👏
Sampat curses Sapna under breath,"@#$%^* Paglee."😡
SHAAM 08.45 BAJE:
BB VOICE: Yahaan park mein Sampat aur Urvashi, is hafte Nominations ko lekar baatein kar rahe hain.
Scene shows Sampat holding Urvashi's hands tightly. Urvashi
gently tries to wriggle free, but vice like grip of Sampat doesn't let her
escape.
Sampat quickly looks to her right, then left, then right again, gets convinced no one is watching and --------pounces on Urvashi, giving her a very tight Dhritrashtra squeeze.😳🤓
SAMPAT(in a body squeezing hug with Urvashi): Tum naa jaana'Tum naa jaana, Urbashee, tum naa jaana----😛
Urvashi: mmm---ooonn------aaann-----ohhh-----ummm-----chhodiye----ummm--------Chhodiye------ please-----aaann-- haaye--aaahhh!
SAMPAT (Dhritarashtra sqeeze that had crushed metallic statue into pieces getting stronger by the second now): Naaa---(starts huffing and puffing)---jaaa---(hunhhh-hunnhhh)-----naa---Naa Jaana tum-----🤗
URVASHI: 😭 Sss-aaa----mmm---ppp----aaa---ttt jiii---ummm-----aaan---chho-chho-chhhodiye---ummm-aaah-----aaah!😭
Cam shot is from behind Sampat Ji's head and Urvashi is no where visible now!
SAMPAT: Kaheen naa jaana pileez Urbashi,😉 Tum naa jaana pileeezz. Tum gayi toh main bahut roungi,😭--- kahe deti hoon, haaan!---😳---Tummm----naaa-ummm---uhhh---jaana----mmm----Urrrbashhhiii!😛
After a 3 minute struggle, somehow Urvashi wriggles out of Sampat ji's vice like grip and is looking totally disheveled and battered!🤔
URVASHI (Long deep breaths): Ohhh! Aaahhh!😒----Haaye! Sampat ji---oohhh---aaahh!😲 Nominated main naheen, aap hain is hafte, ohhh, aaahh!!! Jaane ke chances, ohhh---huhhh-aaahh----aapke hain😲----mere naheen----haaye! (is breathing rapidly)!😕
Sampat appears a bit shocked. Slowly understands the implications of what Urvashi just said, quickly looks here and there and pounces on Urvashi just as an eagle dives on an unsuspecting frog! Once again Urvashi is in her bear hug!🤗
SAMPAT: Main naa Jaaungi, Urbashi---Tumse door, main naa jaaungi! Tumre bina, mar jaungi Urbashi, mar jaungi!😉
URVASHI: mmm---ooonn----aaann-----ohhh----ummm----chhodiye----ummm----aaann!
SAMPAT: Naaaheen Urbashi----ummm----aahhh----naa jaayein hum tohe chhod ke---aaahhh!!
For those of you wondering what this Dhritrashtra Hug is all about-----well in the Great Indian War of Mahabharata between cousins, Kauravas led by Duryodhana and Pandavas led by Yudhishthira, Pandavas emerged victorious.
Blind KingDhritrashtra was grieving because he had lost all his 100 sons including his beloved son Duryodhana.
After the war was over, Dhritarashtra was received by Yudhishthira and his brothers with respect. The king expressed his desire to embrace each one of the five brothers. Such was the hatred and power of blind King Dhritrashtra that he crushed to pieces with his bone crushing hug, the iron statue of Bhima that Krishna had pushed into his hug instead of Bheema who was next in line after his elder brother.
Krishna told Dhritarashtra, "Bhima is alive and well. What you crushed is only a statue of Bhima. It is not proper that you should hate the Pandavas for what happened. But for your encouraging your wicked son, there would have been no war and the near total destruction of the Kshatriyas could have been avoided. The Pandavas still consider you as their father, and you should consider them as your sons."
Dhritarashtra overcame his hatred for the Pandavas and embraced them one by one, this time with affection.
IN THOSE TIMES DHRITRASHTRA HAD SUCH A POWERFUL HUG, THESE DAYS IT IS SAMPAT PAL DEVI WHO HAS IT!👏
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This content was originally posted by: cruiser51@Simi
@teremere...
thanks for liking and laughing...one of you didn't click on Poll options!😛
This content was originally posted by: tere_mereab ki baar double elimination hai ..so sampat jee ko toh jaana hi padega 😉 urbashi se judaa hona hi padega... 😆😆
This content was originally posted by: cruiser51
two people will get eliminated kya?😲
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