Inspector Waghmaare & Big Boss - Page 2

SCENE I (BANDRA POLICE STATION)

Dreaded gangster, Abu Salem is sitting, staring directly into the eyes of Inspector Waghmaare, who is visibly nervous and avoiding his direct gaze. After an uncomfortable silence of few minutes:

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE: Kya Abu Salem Bhai, thoda toh Kaayda-Quanoon ka izzat karne ka na bhaai. Abhi aisa bhi kya? Aap toh bade bade Filim staars ko dhamki-vimki de daale, Construction waalon ki supaari le daale Bhaai.😭

ABU SALEM: (Raises his hand in a BAS KAR...ENOUGH pose!!)---😡

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (Swallows hard): 😲 Naheen, waisehich bola. Abhi kya hai naa Bhai, Bhaai toh Dawood bhi hua, Arun Gawli bhi hua, Amar Naik bhi hua, magar sab thoda toh Police ka bhi lihaaz kiye naa Bhai. Thoda toh mil-zul ke---😲

ABU SALEM (Tersely): Mera Vakeel baat karega---COURT MEIN!😡

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (sheepishly): 😃 Haan-haan. Woh toh aapka legal right hai naa bhai. Borobar hai--- AYE Paandu-----kisko pakad ke laaya hai re??😲

Hawaldar Pandu enters Thana with a wretched looking, skeletal, bearded little chap.

PANDU: Ram Ram Saheb. Jai Maharashtra. Yehi hai sahib, Vallabhrao. Station ke saamne Teen-Patti khel raha thha. Taabe mein liya saale ko aur utha ke laaya mein abhi?😊 --------------------------(PANDU (Whispers in Waghmaare's ears): Saheb. Ye Abu Salem ko Izzat se khaana khilao abhi. Khopdi satak gayi toh mere ko Pandu se Bhaandu aur aapko Waghmaare se ChoohaMaare bana dega Sahib. Duniya ghooma hai Monica Bedi ke saath, bahoot danger aadmi hai ye Saheb!🤓

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (Gets up, red eyed and slaps the pathetic creatuture Vallabrao hard on ears):😡 Saale! Jua khelta hai? Kanoon todta hai? Maaila---Inspector Waghmaare ke area mein shaan-patti?😡

and both Pandu and Waghmaare come out of Police station beating Vallabhrao on streets, black and blue!🤓

 

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SCENE TWO (JUMME KI RAAT, BIG BOSS KI WAAT)'

Originally Shot version------had to be re-shot as, it could not be aired due to obvious reasons)😕

SALMAN: Sidhu Ji😊

SIDHU: Huzoorewaala?😉

SALMAN: 😕 Arey Huzoor ko toh khazoor bana diya hai maharaj aapne?😭 Kaayde-Kanoon kyun naheen follow karte mere Paa ji? Kyun bane hue ho ek number ke Paaji?😭

SIDHU: 😡 Tel lene gaye tumhaare Quanoon, tumhare Kaayde! ---- Main wohi karoonga, jismein mujkho nazar aayenge apne Dil ke faayde! 👏---Waise main galtiyon ka putla hoon.😉 Who knows? Kal ko baat samajh gaya toh badal bhi sakta hoon!⭐️

SALMAN: O Sidhu Paa Ji. Naa lagao humaare show ki waat------pehle hi khadi kar chuke ho is season ki khaat.😭 Oye Please Guru!-----Jo meri Biwian naa ban saki,aapko un sab ki kasam Paa ji!!😭

BIG BOSS(whispers in Salman's ear phone): Sidhu naheen maanenge. Vrijesh, Niketan ko Sarkaari Gawah bana lo.

SALMAN (Shows angry eyes and asks): 😡Vrijesh, Sidhu Paa Ji Kanoon todte hain, aapke vichar?😡

VRIJESH (Shivering with fear...): Satya vachan hai Sarkar! Par Sidhu ji ke saamne main be-adabi kar naheen sakta, unke saamne kucchh keh naheen sakta.

BIG BOSS (Whispers in Sallu's earphone): Theek hai. Pagloo ne support kar diya hai humko. Chhote juari ko acchi tarah bajao. Saala Kanoon tod raha hai! 😡)

SALMAN: Kyun Aseem??

ASEEM (Stammers nervously): 😲Jo nominations naheen karne ki baat hai, is baat se ek positivity aayi hai, ghar ka mahaul accha hua hai, is baat mein mein Sidhu ji ke saath---😲

SALMAN (Shrieks): Sidhu ji ke saath?? 😡Maaroon kya?? Maaroon kya tere bum pe laat? 😡 Bahut ucchal raha hai pehen ke Lungi? Bajaun kya?? Bajaun kya  TV se nikal ke Pungi???😡😡

BIG BOSS (booming voice): Salman, camera crew. Big Boss chaahte hain ki ye poora scene aap dobaara shoot karein. Dhyaan rahe, Big Boss-6 ek Paarivarik Bakwaas hai aur ismein ye sab sweekar naheen karenge darshak. ----Please ek baar phir se, aur sundar, susheel, susanskrit bhaasha ke saath, Jumme Ki Raat, Big Boss ki Waat ek baar phir se shoot keejiye--Dhanyawaad!

** India TV journalists scooped out the news that years ago, Salman Bhai indeed was inside that Bandra Police Station in lock up that unfortunate night, when Waghmaare unleashed himself on poor Vallabhrao!🤔😔

Edited by cruiser51 - 11 years ago

What brilliant analogy cruiserji, the references you made are perfect, specially the INDIA TV one is hillarious😆. And WaghMare to ChoohaMare was awesome🤣. The maharashtrian accent was alsoo good. Once again hillarious post cruiserji.

EDIT:- Now no one should call you a siddhu fan because you compared him to Abu Salem😆.
Edited by sscomp32 - 11 years ago

Too good cruiser ji , pungi had me 🤣

Thanks Suyash.

I have made 22 Fun threads so far, If this one attracts more than 20 likes, it will be the 23rd one on Master thread. Is there a single housemate whose lighter side I have not highlighted in one post or the other?😊

Some people are larger than life and attract more attention! Last year it was Juhi ji, this year Sidhu is running away with the honour so far. No wonder he is the central caricature in maximum threads of mine. If thats being his fan, so be it!😊

Thanks for liking and laughing!😛
Edited by cruiser51 - 11 years ago

He deserves to be the centre of attraction of your post, the only noticable character except dillu-pillu in bb6, love him or hate him but you can't ignore him. Please create more posts on siddhu regardless of what people say. 😛 Edited by sscomp32 - 11 years ago

but each time Sidhu quotes a couplet and people do waah waah, I will recall your funny quote...that they are doing waah waah so that he doesn't start explaining the meaning or come up with another one!🤣

Thanks for laughing on this one!😊
Edited by cruiser51 - 11 years ago

good comparision cruiser👏

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🤣superb post paaji 🤣 bwhahahah epic buraaah 🤣

Yet another lovely post Cruiser. BTW this year I do not find people favoring their contestants. Some are always with Sidhu while others find any contestant good who even goes one step against Sidhu which happened few and far between. Irony of the thing is people are vehemently opposing Sidhu not for nomination or he does not follow rules those are just escape routs they are mainly opposed to him because he is maintaining the peace of the house and not allowing any fight blow out of the roof.