Inspector Waghmaare & Big Boss

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Posted: 2012-10-27T02:47:37Z

SCENE I (BANDRA POLICE STATION)

Dreaded gangster, Abu Salem is sitting, staring directly into the eyes of Inspector Waghmaare, who is visibly nervous and avoiding his direct gaze. After an uncomfortable silence of few minutes:

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE: Kya Abu Salem Bhai, thoda toh Kaayda-Quanoon ka izzat karne ka na bhaai. Abhi aisa bhi kya? Aap toh bade bade Filim staars ko dhamki-vimki de daale, Construction waalon ki supaari le daale Bhaai.Cry

ABU SALEM: (Raises his hand in a BAS KAR...ENOUGH pose!!)---Angry

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (Swallows hard): Shocked Naheen, waisehich bola. Abhi kya hai naa Bhai, Bhaai toh Dawood bhi hua, Arun Gawli bhi hua, Amar Naik bhi hua, magar sab thoda toh Police ka bhi lihaaz kiye naa Bhai. Thoda toh mil-zul ke---Shocked

ABU SALEM (Tersely): Mera Vakeel baat karega---COURT MEIN!Angry


INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (sheepishly): Big smile Haan-haan. Woh toh aapka legal right hai naa bhai. Borobar hai--- AYE Paandu-----kisko pakad ke laaya hai re??Shocked

Hawaldar Pandu enters Thana with a wretched looking, skeletal, bearded little chap.Wacko

PANDU: Ram Ram Saheb. Jai Maharashtra. Yehi hai sahib, Vallabhrao. Station ke saamne Teen-Patti khel raha thha. Taabe mein liya saale ko aur utha ke laaya mein abhi?Smile --------------------------(PANDU (Whispers in Waghmaare's ears): Saheb. Ye Abu Salem ko Izzat se khaana khilao abhi. Khopdi satak gayi toh mere ko Pandu se Bhaandu aur aapko Waghmaare se ChoohaMaare bana dega Sahib. Duniya ghooma hai Monica Bedi ke saath, bahoot danger aadmi hai ye Saheb!Geek

INSPECTOR WAGHMAARE (Gets up, red eyed and slaps the pathetic creatuture Vallabrao hard on ears):Angry Saale! Jua khelta hai? Kanoon todta hai? Maaila---Inspector Waghmaare ke area mein shaan-patti?Angry

and both Pandu and Waghmaare come out of Police station beating Vallabhrao on streets, black and blue!GeekWacko


 

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SCENE TWO (JUMME KI RAAT, BIG BOSS KI WAAT)'

Originally Shot version------had to be re-shot as, it could not be aired due to obvious reasons)Confused

SALMAN: Sidhu JiSmile

SIDHU: Huzoorewaala?Wink

SALMAN: Confused Arey Huzoor ko toh khazoor bana diya hai maharaj aapne?Cry Kaayde-Kanoon kyun naheen follow karte mere Paa ji? Kyun bane hue ho ek number ke Paaji?Cry

SIDHU: Angry Tel lene gaye tumhaare Quanoon, tumhare Kaayde! ---- Main wohi karoonga, jismein mujkho nazar aayenge apne Dil ke faayde! Clap---Waise main galtiyon ka putla hoon.Wink Who knows? Kal ko baat samajh gaya toh badal bhi sakta hoon!Star

SALMAN: O Sidhu Paa Ji. Naa lagao humaare show ki waat------pehle hi khadi kar chuke ho is season ki khaat.Cry Oye Please Guru!-----Jo meri Biwian naa ban saki,aapko un sab ki kasam Paa ji!!Cry


BIG BOSS(whispers in Salman's ear phone): Sidhu naheen maanenge. Vrijesh, Niketan ko Sarkaari Gawah bana lo.

SALMAN (Shows angry eyes and asks): AngryVrijesh, Sidhu Paa Ji Kanoon todte hain, aapke vichar?Angry

VRIJESH (Shivering with fear...): Satya vachan hai Sarkar! Par Sidhu ji ke saamne main be-adabi kar naheen sakta, unke saamne kucchh keh naheen sakta.

BIG BOSS (Whispers in Sallu's earphone): Theek hai. Pagloo ne support kar diya hai humko. Chhote juari ko acchi tarah bajao. Saala Kanoon tod raha hai! Angry)

SALMAN: Kyun Aseem??

ASEEM (Stammers nervously): ShockedJo nominations naheen karne ki baat hai, is baat se ek positivity aayi hai, ghar ka mahaul accha hua hai, is baat mein mein Sidhu ji ke saath---Shocked

SALMAN (Shrieks): Sidhu ji ke saath?? AngryMaaroon kya?? Maaroon kya tere bum pe laat? Angry Bahut ucchal raha hai pehen ke Lungi? Bajaun kya?? Bajaun kya  TV se nikal ke Pungi???AngryAngry


BIG BOSS (booming voice): Salman, camera crew. Big Boss chaahte hain ki ye poora scene aap dobaara shoot karein. Dhyaan rahe, Big Boss-6 ek Paarivarik Bakwaas hai aur ismein ye sab sweekar naheen karenge darshak. ----Please ek baar phir se, aur sundar, susheel, susanskrit bhaasha ke saath, Jumme Ki Raat, Big Boss ki Waat ek baar phir se shoot keejiye--Dhanyawaad!

** India TV journalists scooped out the news that years ago, Salman Bhai indeed was inside that Bandra Police Station in lock up that unfortunate night, when Waghmaare unleashed himself on poor Vallabhrao!ErmmUnhappyWacko

Edited by cruiser51 - 2012-10-29T07:16:14Z
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Posted: 2012-10-27T03:08:53Z
What brilliant analogy cruiserji, the references you made are perfect, specially the INDIA TV one is hillariousLOL. And WaghMare to ChoohaMare was awesomeROFL. The maharashtrian accent was alsoo good. Once again hillarious post cruiserji.

EDIT:- Now no one should call you a siddhu fan because you compared him to Abu SalemLOL.
Edited by sscomp32 - 2012-10-27T03:09:40Z
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Posted: 2012-10-27T03:09:26Z
Too good cruiser ji , pungi had me ROFL
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Posted: 2012-10-27T03:24:02Z
Originally posted by sscomp32


What brilliant analogy cruiserji, the references you made are perfect, specially the INDIA TV one is hillariousLOL. And WaghMare to ChoohaMare was awesomeROFL. The maharashtrian accent was alsoo good. Once again hillarious post cruiserji.

EDIT:- Now no one should call you a siddhu fan because you compared him to Abu SalemLOL.


Thanks Suyash.

I have made 22 Fun threads so far, If this one attracts more than 20 likes, it will be the 23rd one on Master thread. Is there a single housemate whose lighter side I have not highlighted in one post or the other?Smile

Some people are larger than life and attract more attention! Last year it was Juhi ji, this year Sidhu is running away with the honour so far. No wonder he is the central caricature in maximum threads of mine. If thats being his fan, so be it!Smile

Thanks for liking and laughing!
Tongue
Edited by cruiser51 - 2012-10-27T06:38:35Z
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Posted: 2012-10-27T03:39:06Z
Originally posted by cruiser51


Originally posted by sscomp32


What brilliant analogy cruiserji, the references you made are perfect, specially the INDIA TV one is hillariousLOL. And WaghMare to ChoohaMare was awesomeROFL. The maharashtrian accent was alsoo good. Once again hillarious post cruiserji.

EDIT:- Now no one should call you a siddhu fan because you compared him to Abu SalemLOL.


Thanks Suyash.

I have made 22 Fun threads so far, If this one attracts more than 20 likes, it will be the 23rd one on Master thread. Is there a single housemate whose lighter side I have not highlighted in one post or the other?Smile

Some people are larger than life and attract more attention! Last year it was Juhi ji, this year Sidhu is running away with the honour so far. No wonder he is the central caricature in maximum threads of mine. If thats bein his fan, so be it!Smile

Thanks for liking and laughing!
Tongue


He deserves to be the centre of attraction of your post, the only noticable character except dillu-pillu in bb6, love him or hate him but you can't ignore him. Please create more posts on siddhu regardless of what people say. Tongue Edited by sscomp32 - 2012-10-27T04:09:50Z
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Posted: 2012-10-27T03:44:38Z
Originally posted by boredsoul


Too good cruiser ji , pungi had me ROFL


but each time Sidhu quotes a couplet and people do waah waah, I will recall your funny quote...that they are doing waah waah so that he doesn't start explaining the meaning or come up with another one!ROFL

Thanks for laughing on this one!
Smile
Edited by cruiser51 - 2012-10-27T04:13:32Z
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Posted: 2012-10-27T04:40:10Z
good comparision cruiserClap
sidhu ke upar jo gussa hain woh doosro ke upar dikha diya iss salma aunty neAngry
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Posted: 2012-10-27T05:35:26Z
Originally posted by .Shayari.


good comparision cruiserClap
sidhu ke upar jo gussa hain woh doosro ke upar dikha diya iss salma aunty neAngry


ROFL
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