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*********************************************************************************************************Pyare Salman Bhai,
Assalam-waleikum Bhaai-jaan!
Main yahaan
khairiyat se. Mahaul aur Haazma, dono kharaab hai, magar Dil-Jigra fultoo mazboot
hai Bhaai! ππΌ
Aap mere ku Publicly daante bhaai, bahut afsos hua. π
Mere masoom jazbaataan ku solllid chot lagi bhaai. π
Kai ku daante bhaai? Qusoor kya thha mera? Show shuru hone ke pehle aap hich bole thhe na,"Tu Mera khaas hai Kashif, magar show mein tujhe AAM ban-na hai." Main bana na bhaai?π AAM bana-------Aam aadmi ka jazbaat dikhaaya, wo jo Lamboo item hai, Karishma, us-se solllid dil lagaya naa Bhaai.
Abhi dil lagaana kab-se gunaah ho gaya bhaai?π²π
Bhool gaye bhaai jab aap WANTED filim ke taaim, Mahek Potti se dil laga baithe thhe? Sandwich ke napkin pe main message leke jaata thha bhaai aapke! Daily kasam se!π
Chalo aap
Bhaai ho! Chamaat lagaoge, laat maaroge, toh bhi Peer ki Dua aur Allah ki Nemat samjhunga Bhaai.----Koi baat naheen!π
Abhi aap mere ku message bheje, India Forums mein Pottiyaan (Ladkiyaan re), meri deewani-fultoo senti!π Sun ke accha laga bhaai.π Aap bole 3 pottiyaan tere pe fultoo Qurbaan Kashif. Sun ke aur acchha laga Bhaai. π
Aap bole ek ka naam Chandramukhi, doosri ka Shayari, Teesri ka Salman Girl (Varsha). Aap background detail bheje aur mera dil hazaar tukda-tukda ho gaya Bhaai!π
Aap bole
Chandramukhi Potti Gujaratan beauty hai. Abhi Gujarati ladki se kaise dil
lagaun bhaai?π
Un logaan mein sab Mardaan logon ko Bhaai bolte aur sab Aurataan logon ko BEN bolte hain Bhaai. π-------------- Abhi accha lagega agar main usku Biyaah ke Ghar laun aur zindagi bhar Chandramukhi Ben bolun? π Aur wo mujh ku zindagi bhar bole, Rashid ke abba---O Kaasif Bhai----zara gaur farmao---". Ajeebo-Gareeb lagega naa bhai?
Abhi aap bole Shayari. Naa bhaai, naa! Naam se hi bahut tehzeeb-izzat-fizzat waali lagti hai Bhaai. Apan toh seedha-saada Kaala Saanp maafik hai bhaai.----- Kaise jamegi aisi tameez waali Potti se?
Bhaai yaad
hai ek baar Hyderabad mein Nawaab Turram ki khaandaani beti se taanka set kiya
thha main aur aapko bataya thha fultoo detail?
Roz roz AADAAB bolti thhi bhaai!
Apun ko saala kya maloom AADAAB ka matlab?π
Apun socha dabaane ke liye bol rahi hai,------ line de rahi hai bhaai! Us manhoos roz wo jaise hi Mere ku boli AADAAB, Daayan-Baayan dekha aur sannata dekh ke------maine us ku, ------DAAB diya bhaai.π³ -----------Chaudah Chamaat wo maari, Chaalees uska Baap. Ye Shayari bhi apun ko aisa-hich, tameez-tehzeeb ka maamla lagta hai bhaai!π Sorry haan, no hard feelings bhaai!
Abhi ye
Varsha theek lag rahee thhi pehli nazraan mein bhaai.
Aap ko toh maloom hi hai, Hyderabad mein apan Jackets ka
naya naya kaam shuru kiya hai---naam bhi solllid,"Varsha-Jiii Jackets".
Yaad aapko, wo saala Sadiyal Niketan ko main show mein bola bhi, ki tere moo pe maarta main 4 "Varsha-Jiii" ka jackets, tu Gas mat chhod bas!π‘------But bhai aap bole Varsha ji ki ID India Forums pe 'salmangirl'? π€ Abhi jo salman ki girl, who toh Bhabhi hai naa bhaai, aur Bhabhi apun ke liye Maa samaan naa bhaai?
Phir bhi aap
sweet message bheje, uske liye Shukriya. Mere ku sukoon mila bhaai!
Ek request Bhaai! Akele mein haath-laat, ghoonsa-chamaat, jo dil mein aaye, jitna dil mein aaye, maaro Bhaai. But haath joda main, Mere ku aage se publicly naheen daantna bhaai. Mera masoom dil toot jaata hai Bhaai!π
Acchha Shabba-Khair haan?
Aapka Khaasam-Khaas----- Baaki sabka AAM,π
Kashif
Originally posted by: -Chandramukhi-I have updated my post now. Thanks for the dose of laughter and for dedicating this post to the Sauten gang of Mango AT ππΌ
P.S: My hot shot Mango man still rocks ππ
Originally posted by: paras22Dil laga na diljale se dil jal jayega, Ishq kar na ishq hi tujhe tadpayega. π
Originally posted by: music_mastihahahahaha...superb...
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so friday we can see sallu bhai reading this letter..π€£
chandu, shayari and salman girl...π
Originally posted by: .Shayari.π€£
u know what cruiser tujhe TV show karna chahiyeππ like Cruiser ki laughter show!!!!πOMG...aapne mera naam liyaπ π€£bherry phunny...aur aapko hyderabadi urdu bhi aata hain!!!!!!!!!!!!π²aapka yeh post padthey waqt aisa lag raha tha ki mein charminar ke paas hoonπ waha poora isi language mein baar karte hainπ
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