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The place for completely unauthorized, unofficial, irreverent, pure, unadulterated bull shit.
On this forum you will find people with uncles, cousins, friends and girlfriend working on the sets of Bigg Boss dishing out the most delicious gossip and super secret spoilers. This is not that place!
On this forum you will find people who religiously watch the show and excitedly race to post what they saw 30 seconds ahead of the next person. This is not that place!
On this forum you will find people making 1001 different threads about the same Telly Buzz article that was posted sometime last century, or any other juicy tidbit news article about Bigg Boss and its contestants. This is not that place!
On this forum you will find people making a million polls on extremely important issues like which contestant most resembles an Equus asinus or which contestant would make the most functional ass wipe. This is not that place!
Now that we have established what this is not, what is this exactly then? Go back and read the first sentence doofus. That's all it is. While I may not have impressive friends and relatives who get the spoilers and nor am I able to post updates, copy-paste articles or make polls - I have some pretty cool contacts in high and mighty places. So here you will receive the most authentic originally written articles, poll results which I have personally tabulated with my patented statistical methods. Most importantly running commentary and insights on obscure little known details from the internationally recognized and critically acclaimed commentators - who will take time off their schedules just to give you a Bigg Boss exclusive dish.
The exciting panel includes, but is not limited to
McKayla "Unimpressed" Maroney
Angry Queen
And Our highest most esteemed, most venerated, most honored panelist
(you really should be bowing that it took the time to do this)
Time Magazine's Man of the Year
"THE" Chair
On this forum you will find people who religiously watch the show and excitedly race to post what they saw 30 seconds ahead of the next person. This is not that place!
On this forum you will find people making 1001 different threads about the same Telly Buzz article that was posted sometime last century, or any other juicy tidbit news article about Bigg Boss and its contestants. This is not that place!
On this forum you will find people making a million polls on extremely important issues like which contestant most resembles an Equus asinus or which contestant would make the most functional ass wipe. This is not that place!
Now that we have established what this is not, what is this exactly then? Go back and read the first sentence doofus. That's all it is. While I may not have impressive friends and relatives who get the spoilers and nor am I able to post updates, copy-paste articles or make polls - I have some pretty cool contacts in high and mighty places. So here you will receive the most authentic originally written articles, poll results which I have personally tabulated with my patented statistical methods. Most importantly running commentary and insights on obscure little known details from the internationally recognized and critically acclaimed commentators - who will take time off their schedules just to give you a Bigg Boss exclusive dish.
The exciting panel includes, but is not limited to
Big Bird
McKayla "Unimpressed" Maroney
Angry Queen
And Our highest most esteemed, most venerated, most honored panelist
(you really should be bowing that it took the time to do this)
Time Magazine's Man of the Year
"THE" Chair
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