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Posted: 2005-05-04T17:37:39Z

Hi guys,,,

i have posted some sheari,, do read,,,and post ur comments...and also if u would like to add any to the list , ur most welcome..

shahansha ne jab Tajmahal banvaya Tajmahal ki har Deewar ko dekha,
un har khidki ko dekha,latakte jhummar ko dekha,lage Pardo ko dekha , beechi kalin ko dekha,
Aur socha......bahot kharcha hua.....

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Teri aankhon ke siva duniya mein rakha kya hai, par najane in aankhon se tumne dekha kya hai.
Gum hai ki inse tum pyar mera dekh na payi...DONATE THEM, shayad kisi ke kaam aajaye
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 Dil kisi ek ko do, aur kisi nek ko do,
ye koi mandir ka prashad nahi jo harek ko do

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har acchi chiz ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husna lajwab nahi hota,
nazar to nazaro se milti hai,  par
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota

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cham cham karti aayi vo
cham cham kartichali gayi
me sindur leke khada tha
vo rakhi bandha ke chali gayi

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"Bhulane wale se koi kah de zara
Is tarah yaad aane se kya faida"
"Jab mere dil ki duniya basaati nahi to khayalon me aane se kya fayada"

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teri ankhen jhuki jhuki ,
tera chehra khila khila,
teri ankhen jhuki jhuki,
tera chehra khila khila ,
jab tere galo per se hath ghumaya,
to adha kilo FAIR AND LOVELY mila
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon

Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub

jaoon

Splash, Glug Glug, Splashhh!

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Apple kat ta hoon knife se,

Paani peeta hoon pipe se,

Kya zamana aaa gaya,

Joote khata hoon wife se

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People say she is very charming and fine

but seems to be a swine, in the eyes of mine

she for me was a wonder of days nine

but now is an outdated coin

she has plundered my pleasure

by her every time gibber

the word 'WIFE'for me is

'WORRIES INVITED FOR EVER'

I am sure that you are taking it as a joke

but only the wearer knows where the shoe pinches

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koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
koi pathar se na maare mere dewaane ko........
> > >
abe aage bhi to bol...............
neuclear power ka zamaana hai, bomb se udaa do saale ko 
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Edited by Ms. Bholi Bhali - 2005-05-06T23:51:30Z
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Posted: 2005-05-04T17:44:43Z
TongueClapDoctor: U n ur wife have same blood group.
Husband: Yeh to hona hi tha 20 saal se me ra khoon jo pi rahi hai.
Twisted Evil

Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
!
Razz 
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Posted: 2005-05-05T17:13:26Z
Lolz...that was hilarious.....thanks for posting LOL
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Posted: 2005-05-06T09:25:14Z

LOL i cant stop laughing

 

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Posted: 2005-05-06T23:49:00Z

Oh GOD!!...........lol..........good ones!!

The fair & lovely one is best one.

keep it up!

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Posted: 2005-05-06T23:54:10Z

rite now I can only remember two,

so here they are:

Dil keh Armaan Ansoo main Beh gaye
Dil keh Armaan Ansoo main Beh gaye
Un keh Batchye Hummain Mamoo Keh Gaye!
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Un ki Gali saye Guzra ka ajeeb itafaq tha
unho naye phool pehka gamla bhi saath tha!

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Posted: 2005-05-07T02:57:18Z
LOLLOLLOL cant stop LOL.the nuclear power is the best.
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Posted: 2005-05-07T08:04:49Z

doooooor sey dekha to haseena baal bana rahi thi
doooooor sey dekha to haseena baal bana rahi thi
qareeb ja key dekha to gaye(cow) dum(tail) hila rahi

 

 

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