Appointed to head the "Vivah sampannah hua" commitee for Television Channels
By the power "wasted" in scripting, Ms. Subhadra Devi Mallik, has been specifically appointed to make sure that all the customs and rituals are performed to deem a marriage valid in the eyes of the channel.
A typical day in her office -
Lead couple - we are married
Subhadradevi - please take this form and check all that apply. Remember all should apply a) shagun - 2 episodes b) sangeet - 7 or more episodes. atleast 5 change of outfits courtesy AMEzing wedding apparel. (please make sure you get your request in because they are the sole suppliers to all the weddings on Star Plus. They are extremely busy) c) Baraat - 3 episodes. Make sure you have atleast 3 crates of glycerine for crying sisters who wanted to see their brothers in the extremely uncomfortable dulha attire. d) Shaadi - anywhere from 2 - 3 weeks e) Bidaai - 2 episodes f) gruh pravesh - 2 episodes g) mooh dekhayi - 4 episodes. Atleast 3 taunts from 3 neighbors is a must. Hero should save the day. h) Obstacles or rukaawats in all the rasams - 1 week full of episodes i) Suhaag Raat - 2 seconds
Lead couple - None apply. But we are married in the eyes of law and in our hearts
Subhadradevi - that doesn't count. Come back when you have checked every thing off that check list.
Lead male character - I shall re-marry my existing wife because it isn't recognized in the televised society.
Creative Team directives Much awaited confession of love - 2 seconds Drama quotient leading to the shaadi- 21.58 seconds
***DISCLAIMER - THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ANY FICTIONAL CHARACTER IS PURELY INTENTIONAL ***
lol.. i dnt knw, when i saw the pic of hitler dadi, with her infamous hand pose, i thgt she was vowing to arnav that the remarriage will take place according to his wish..and behave like a good girl .. will not create any mischievous acts to separate them Edited by pieryrose - 7 years ago
You have given 2 secs for SR, I say they will stand right there in the living room all ready to go to their room and glee's water breaks and she goes into labor. Howzzz that? Rest all I agree. Iss script ko kya naam doon? Also Dadi with her hand symbol, naya Sadasya of Congress. Also how in the world do they think dadi and Shyam are going to bring back the trps.
Puchaks and hugs to you for an awesome post.
Edited by Keshriya - 7 years ago