Priya was about to leave for her coaching classes..she went to dadi and said "haan dadi boliye wo ready ho rehe hain office k liye…
Dadi "tuh kaha chal di…"
Priya "dadi classes aur kaha…"
Dadi "aaj kahin nahi jana…wo chod alge 5-7 din tak kahin nahi jane wali tuh… chal mere saath golu se baat karni hain she took her to their room….
Priya didn't want to come as she had fought wd ram few minutes back..
Priya "dadi app kya keh rehe hain..muje jana hain…
Dadi " toh abb tu iss budiya ki baat nahi manegi.."
Priya "dadi aisa nahi hain…"
Dadi "jaa golu ko bula ke laa…"
Priya "dadi app ek baar awaz de dijiye… naa wo aa jayenge.."
Dadi " kyun tu kyun nahi jaa sakti kya saath samundar par kar k jana hoga uss kamre mein hi toh hain..baccha rehta toh mein hi bula leti par tu hain naa jaaa jaaa bula ke laa.."
Priya kept the bag and knocked at the door of changing room,,,…
Ram "coming wait!!" from inside…
Ram opened the door and as he found priya he said "tum kyun aise muh fula ke gayi thi muje toh laga tha sham se pehle darshan nahi hogi..par dekho priya agar tumhe lagta…priya said in between very slowly mujhe koi sauk nahi hain app ke pass ane ka dadi ayi hain app bahar ayiye…aur rahi baat meri jidd ki jab tak puri nahi hogi app ko shaanti se baithne nahi dungi!!!"
Ram came out and said "haan dadi boliye…"
Dadi looked at ram very and said "jhagra kiya hain dono ne…"
Priya "nahi dadi aisa koi baat nahi hain..'
Dadi "haan dono jhagrte hi rahoon..aur fir kya mein budiyaan dil ki armaan le kar hi chal basungi!!"
Ram "dadi app bhi naa..kaise kaise baat karte hain!! Are app 100 saal jiyengi… aur baat baat pe marne ne ki baat karenge naa toh mein aoo se baat nahi karunga!!! And made a childish face…
Dadi "na na mare mera dushmaan abb suno mein jo kehne aayi thi tum dono se…. tum dono naa apne apne kaam se 7 din ke liye chutti le lo…"
Ram "kyun dadi!!"
Dadi "priya puttar idhar aa…"
Priya came near her and dadi said "golu ki ek badi dadi hain..mujse bhi badi golu ki shaadi ke tym pe naa wo trith pe gaya hue the kaal hi unka phone aaya tha…tujse milna chahti hain… abb wo Mumbai aa nahi payengi.. tum dono aaj chal rehe ho mere saath Punjab….jayegi naa puttar ,,,,
Priya nodded and smiled and said "haan dadi!! Jarur.."
Dadi "jinda reh puttar…aur tuh golu jayega na…"
Ram "haan dadi…."
Dadi "toh mein fata fat ready ho jati hoon aur tum dono bhi ready ho jao..aur soon puttar ..tu naa sirf saree lena didi thodi purane kheyalat ke hain aur haan ghoonghat mein rehna padega humesha samjhi…."
Priya said soundlessly "ghoonghat!!!"
Ram laughed and turned back…
Dadi left and priya said " app hans kyun rehe hain!!"
Ram "nahi tum aur ghoonghat mein 24X7 ha ha ha ha …….he laughed.."
Priya "accha nahi ho ga mr.kapoor!!"
Ram "accha soonu mera bag bhi pack kar lena…"
Priya "nahi karungi app ko toh khud ki cheezon khud handle karna accha lagta hain naa…app khud karlo abhi muje tension ho rahi hain kaise 24 ghante saree ufff…. Ek do suit le loo…aur do night gowns//'
Ram "le lo abb kisine dekh liya toh..muje kuch maat kehna…"
Priya made a childish face and said "this is not fair app muje guardnahi karenge…."
Ram "ek baat batyun dekho naa chahte hue bhi tumhari jidd toh puri ho gayi.. aur bonus 5 din bhi mil gaya…"
Priya "haan wo toh hain…."
Ram "abb kya tum itna bhi nahi kar sakti ek adarsh bahu ke tarah sans ke samne ghoonghar mein …."
Priya again made a childish face and said "are saree toh meine mange karna sikh liya hain par ghoonghat practice nahi hain kya karu…."
Dadi "priya puttar ready ho gayi…"
Priya got surprised and went inside the changing room to bring the bags…
Dadi came in and said "ho gaya puttar.."
Ram "dadi wo packing kar rahi hain..waise dadi ek baat poochu priya ek aadh suit le le toh… odhni toh hain usse bhi ghoonghat le sakti hain naa…"
Dadi "haan kyun nahi …punjabi nahi hain toh kya hua abhi toh wo shaadi ke baad Punjabi ho chuki hain …. Priya puttar tu naa suit le le…."
Ram "dadi aur ek baat …"
Priya came out and said "nahi dadi meri aur inki packing ho gayi hain aur mein saree mein hi theek rahungi..mujhe koi ….ram wanted to say something but she raised her voice and said "koi problem nahi hogi with a smile….."
Dadi "jinda reh puttar jinda reh….toh tum dono jaldi se aa jao..neeche…"
Priya "mr.kapoor jara coaching classes ho ke jayenge mein apna leave application chod deti….."
Ram "theek hain…"
Priya "suniye mein ne app ki kapde rakh liye hain ek baar check kar lijiye…."
Ram "are rakh liya naa toh kyun check karna…tum ho naa…"
Priya " ek baar dekh lijiye plzz…"
Ram "ok ok and went to check…"
Ram "are priya tumne toh important cheezien nahi rakhi…"
Priya "usi liye toh bola dekh lijiye…."
Ram "theek hain mein rakh leta hoon waise bhi ahi bhi private ka tag laga hua hain naa."
Priya writing the leave note said "haan isi liye toh app ko bola…"
Ram came out with the packed bag…
Priya " chaliye done… bass yeh coaching classes mein de kar nikal jayenge…"
Ram priya went down…..
Ram "dadi chaliye…"
Dadi "priya puttar yeh ticket rakh le apne pass..aur golu jara diwan ji ko phone laga de bol de ki airport mein pauch jaye tym par"
They bidded bye to all and priya dropping her leave application ..the were off to the airport…
Their flight was on tym…
In the flight ….
Priya "dadi wais eek baat batayun…"
Dadi "bol puttar!!"
Proya "jante hain dadi aaj subhah mere saath inka yeh ghumne jaane ka baat le kar hi bahes ho gayi thi…aur yeh maan nahi rehe the toh mein gussa ho ke jaldi nikal rahi thi…
Dadi "mein janti thi kit um dono mein jhagra hua hain… mere baal aise hi safed nahi hue…"
Priya "par dadi app inhe daant dijiye naa..plz… dekhiye naa meine do din ke liye kahin le jane ke liye bolrahi thi toh inke pass tym nahi tha aur app ne 7 din ke liye bola …toh jhat se tym nikal aya…meri koi bhi baat nahi mante hain yeh"
Dadi turned to golu puttar and said "golu tu priya ka baat kyun nahii manta kheechu kaan sab ke samne…"
Priya teased him from behind… ram saw that and said "dadi is ski sari baat manta hoon phir bhi dekhiye dadi mujhe chida rahi hain.."
Priya sat looking other side immediately … dadi turned and found priya looking other side…
Dadi "kaha re golu wo to hiss taraf dekh bhi nahi rahi hain tuh jhoot kyun bol raha hain..tuh bahut buda baccha hota jaaa raha hain…
Priya "kya hua dadi!!"
Dadi "kuch nahi ….tu mera accha puttar hain aur yeh bada saitaan hota jaa raha hain…"
Priya smiled and dai leaned back and ram said slowly "chalo tum phir dekhta hoon tumhe…"
Priya again teased him showing her tongue…
They landed at airport….
As notified diwan ji was waiting for them at the airport..
Dadi "puttar ghoonghat …. Diwan ji humare liye kaam jarur karte hain paar hain tere bujurg…
Priya put the ghoongant around her head and dadi said "bahut khoobsuraat lag rahi hain…"
Dewan ji smiled as he saw dadi…
Dadi "kaise hain bhai sahib…"
Dewan ji "bahut change ji…"
Dai "pehenchaniye kaun…"
Dewanji "baba aur bahu rani… hain naa…"
Ram "priya …and they touched his feet…
Dewan ji "bahut khush raho dono ..waise badi malkin dono ki Jodi bada sona hain…"
Dadi "kuddi bhi bahut soni hain bhai sahib…. Lakho mein ekhain…."
Dewan ji "toh humare baba k jaisa koi doosra hoga bhi nahi naa.."
Ram poked priya and said "suna.."
Priya "haan baba.."
Ram made a face to her…..
Dewan ji "chalo chalo sab intezaar kar rehe hain…"
They left for their place within a while.. in a iNNova…
As they reached the village dadi said "priya puttar dekh yeh joo donoo taraf khet dikh rehe hainn naa… sab humare hain…."
Priya 'wow what a beauty,,"
Dadi "haan puttar…"
Priya 'dadi kitni khoobsuraat hain yeh jagah muje toh bahut pasand aya…. App ko mr.kapoor "
Ram making a face "kaha …huh a.c nahi hain upar se electricity ka problem I hate this place .."
Priya "I love it… mujhe toh bahut pasand aya…kitni sundar nature hain dekhiye… kaha milegi app ko aisi taaji hawa Mumbai mein….haan boliye mr.kapoor.."
Dadi "priya puttar meine tuje sikhaya tha naam r.kapoor nahi bolna suniye ji ..kar ke bolna…"
Ram laughed and said "suniye ji..he he"
Priya "thek hain dadi.."
Ram "dadi muje naa hansi aati hain iski muh se suniye ji sun kar…"
Priya "bahut hansi aa rahi hain ..na…."
Dadi "puttar dekh haweli aa gayi,….. abb joo bola jayega sab karna hoga tuje puttar..she said to priya.."
Priya managed her ghoonghat and said "haan dadi…"
Ram was sitting wd a camera..as priya pulled her ghoonghat he clicked a photo and said "perfect…"
Priya didn't reacted….
They stepped out of the car..priya could recognize some faces whom she saw in her marriage…..
Some ladies cam and hugged dadi…and said "didi a rahi hain"
Suddenly a elderly lady with heavy voice said "aa gayi meri nakcharri …"
Dadi "haan jiji…..and priya stood little nervous closer to ram and said "yeh kaun hain…"
Ram "badi dadi!!"
Priya "suniye muje darr lag rahahain!!"
Ram "outing mubaarak hoo!!"
Badi dadi then said "kaha hain golu aur uski dhulhaan…"
Dadi "wo rehe donoo jiji!!"
Badi dadi looked priya top to bottom and said "bhai dhulhan hain kaha…"
Ram looked at priya surprisingly and said "badi dadi yeh toh hain…"
Badi dadi (BD) "are khote da puttar par yeh toh suru hote hi khataam hoo jati hain khati peeti nahi hain kya!"
Ram could'nt control his laugh!!!"
Bd "waise dekhne mein toh soni hain… par khati kyun nahi… are saroj….pooja ki thal toh le kar aa aarti uttar inn dono ki…"
Another lady came and after aarti priya ram took badi dadi's blessing and said "chal bhai kuch kha le dono..tera naam ky hain… she asked priya!!"
Priya "jii dadi priya…"
Badi Dadi "accha toh kya karti hain.."
Priya "teache r hoon baccho ko padati hoon…"
BD "ghar mein kaun kaun hain…(ram was smiling and enjoying the rapid fire..)
Priya " maa papa chota bhai aur choti behen.."
BD " oye golu khilata pilata nahi kya apni dhulhan ko..awaz bhi nahi hain.."
Ram "dadi yeh sirf subhah sham apple khake rehti hain…"
BD " koi gal nahi puttar teri dhulhan ko in saath dino mein desi ghee KHILA khila ke pura tere jaise bana dungi… abhi jau oye…kaun hain re golu ko uska kanra dikha de…"
Priya stood up and went wd ram…
Ram locked the door and laughed……..
Priya took off the ghoonghat and said "bahut hansi aa rahi hain rookie iska badla mein jarur lungi…"
Ram camenear to her and said "nahi sach mein 7 din mera full on entertainment hone wala hain…"
Priya "haan aur meri..ufff abb saree pehen ke sona bhi padega.. ek do night gowns le aati …"
Ram "are muje kya samjhte ho tumhe itni takleef mein rehene dunga… meine app ki liye haath k samne job hi mila ek gown le liya hain…"
Priya smiled and said "sacchi thank you mr.kapoor…"
Ram "accha muje kya milega iske badle…"
Priya "kya kya chahiye app ko…."
Ram "ek ….." and approached her…….
Priya "mr.kapoor kya kar rehe hain yeh KM nahi hain.."
Ram " janta hoon par samne jo khadi hain meri biwi hain..aur meri property hain… kuch bhi karu tumhe kya haan…"
Priya looked down nd said "plz mr.kapoor…."
Ram didn't listened to her priya ended up on to the wall and ram guarded her and said abb kaha bhagogi…"
Priya "bhagna hota toh kab ka bhag jati…"
Ram "accha …. Yeh baat hain haan…" and he lowered his face pretended to kiss her but he moved his face to her ears and said " mujhe kya chahiye jante ho…saath din tak mujhe khane k liye naki rookogi…"
Priya pushed ram who was laughing… and said "app bahar jayiye mujhe change karna hain…."
Ram "are toh karo naa.."
Priya "mr.kapoor bahut buda ho jayega..mein dadi ke pass chali jayungi bol rahi hoon..aur saath din tak unke saath unke kamre mein rahungi…..
Ram "theek hain madam jata hoon… jata hoon… itni badi dhamki maat do…….
At the dinner time…..
Priya was sitting by ram and badi dadi said " oye tune sirf sabji liya hain are dekh bhai kitna kuch hain…
Dadi "didi priya puttar shakahari hain … wo log anda bhi nahi khate hain.."
BD "hain rabba tabhi aisi hain… dekh ladki mere puttar ko khila na pila na….theek se.."
Ram looked at priya and said " dekha khila na muje theek se…dadi makhan dena.."
Priya neither can show her angry face to him nor can say n e thing to him what she can do is to finish the dinner silently ……
Bd "waise choti and looking at dadi said "dhulhan khush khabri kabsuna ne wali hain….haan puttar …."
Priya didn't replied rather she has nothing to say she looked at ram…
Ram who was enjoying his dinner said "are muje kya dekh rahe hoo… dadi kuch pooch rahi hain answer her naaa…"
Priya got irritated and closed her eyes….
Dadi "didi aaj sare planning sanning karte hain…."
BD "golu muje kuch pata nahi agli baar jab ayoge tum dono muje toh bhai bahu ki godh bhari hui dikhni chahiye…"
Ram=priya looked at each other….and ram again got busy wd his dinner..
Bd "jaa puttar tum dono so jao..raat ho gayi hain… aur toh aur itni door se aaye ho… thak gaye ho…."
Ram yawned and said "haan dadi abb yeh andhera naa ho jaye bijli rehegi na"
Bd "haan haan jaa .."
Priya locked the door and said "bahar kya keh rehe the app.. mein app ko khane ko nahi deti haan ….app aise kaise keh sakte hain….mein app ko healthy food khane k eliye kehti hoon aur app…"
Ram "ok ok sorry"
Priya "bahar sab ne kya socha boliye toh k app ki biwi app ko khane nahi deti…app na mr.kapoor….and she turned back to him.."
Ram hugged her from behind and said "are darling mein toh app ko chida raha tha…kyun itna gissa ho rehe ho.."
Priya "chodo muje.."
Ram " nahi…" and suddenly the lights went off…
Priya turned and hugged ram and said "kya hua mr.kapoor…"
Ram "thank you god…."
Priya "matlab"
Ram "zindagi mein pehli power cut hone se muje khushi ho rahi hain…."
Priya "plz muje darr lag rha hain…"
Ram hugged her back and said "mere pass ho toh kaisi darr…."
Priya "muje andhera se darr lag raha hain…"
Ram "hugged her and said "priya dekho charo oor kitni shannata hain,….. agar koi bhoot aa gaya toh Australia ke tarah…."
Priya hugged him tighter and said "plz darayi maat plz…"
Ram "nahi idhar suna hain…."
Priya said "abb roo dungi mein…"
Ram "are plz mein tumhe toh handle kar sakta hoon par ansu….nahi plz rona maat…"
He cupped her face and kissed on her forehead and said "are mere rehte kisi ki himaat hogi app ko daaraye…
He moved his face to her priya closed her eyes as she felt his breath …. Ram pressed his lips against her and kissed her passionately…. Priya kissed him back …
Ram broke the kiss and said "aaj pehli baar a.c ke bina bhi reh sakta hoon sirf tumhari bahoon mein….aur waise bhi sab abb app se khush khabri sunna chahte hain abb bujurg hain unki baat toh manni padegi naa…"
Priya smiled and said " toh mein kya karu!!"
Ram "accha…."
They are lost in their world…. Unaware what happening out in the real world….
A maid came there to give them a oil lamp..but ram and priya neither of them answered her……
The maid went back to dadi and badi dadi and said "wo log so gaya honge..darwazanahi khola…"
Dadi "koi gal nahi
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