Priya, while following ram in their bedroom : Ram…aap ek baar suno toh…
Ram : Maine keh diya na Priya…nahi matlab nahi….
Priya : but isme me problem kya hai ram (Ram gives her a 'o really' look)…. Achha baba…promise karti hun…bas ye last time hoga….ab thik hai na…plz na plz…. (makes puppy face)
Ram : Problem kya hai..!!!!!!!! You are asking me problem kya hai…???? look at urself priya…. You are 6 months pregnant dammit…
Priya : Haan toh… pregnant hun toh iska matlab kya…. Itna toh chalta hai ram….aap na bekaar ka darr rhe ho…..
Ram : No, Priya…..mai koi risk nhi le sakta…. Waise bhi bas aur 3 months ki toh baat hai….
Priya : but I'm craving Ram…it's been two months..(gives her a pleading look)
Ram (gives a helpless look) : toh control karo na baby……plzzz
Priya makes sad face… 😭
Ram : dekho Priya…. Aise mein hum koi risk nhi sakte hai na…. agar tumhari tabiyat khrab ho gyi toh..ya fir agr bachhe………………………………………….
Priya,angrily : bs…ram…bs…. Aapko nhi maan na hai…okay fine….hum iss topic pe ab baat nhi kareinge….jada emotional atyachar karne ki jarurat nhi hai….I'm totally fine with this….
Ram : arrey yaar ab gussa kyun ho rhi ho……??????
Priya : gussa na karun toh kya karun… pyaar se baat karun aapse….??? Ek "KULFI" hi toh maang rhi hun mai…..lekin nhi….aap to aise pretend kar rhe ho jaise maine aapse…..aapse (thinks a while)…..haan jaise maine aapke ek-laute ke aloo ke paranthe maang liye ho…..
Ram (who is scared now) : Priya time bhi toh dekho na…. It's 3.00AM….. abhi kulfi kahan milega…. And moreover iss time kulfi kha ke tum bimaar pad gyi toh……
Priya : wo sab main nhi jaanti…mujhe bas kulfi khani hai toh bas khani wo bhi abhi…..
Ram : arre yaar priya…Pregnancy mein kulfi kaun khata hai…. Sari auratein toh khatti chije khati hai na….that's why maine pure kapoor mansion ko khatti chijo se bhar diya….so that tumhe koi problem na ho…..lekin tum to tum ho…tumhe chahiye bhi toh kya…kulfi….woh bhi raat ke 3 baje…..
Priya (foldind her hands) : ek second Ram…aapko kaise pata ki auratein pregnancy time khatti chije khaati hain…. (gives a naughty look) 😉
Ram, shyly : wo..wo..mujhe pata hai… 😳
Priya : kaise pata hai Ram… *smiles*
Ram : arrey yaar…wo ek book mein padha tha maine….(blushing hard) 😳
Priya (wraps her hand around his neck) : so….my darling hubby is reading pregnancy books….not bad….
Ram : Haan toh….. I love you and our baby…. So I don't wanna take any risk…..lekin tum toh kuch samjhti hi nhi ho…..
Priya : ok..ok…don't you dare to change the topic…. I want kulfi..now...now…now…(pauses)…anyhow..
Ram : okay okay let me do some thing…… ( and dials some number)
Priya : what are you doing????
Ram : ordering kulfi….what else….
Priya : excuse me…. Ram…..mujhe bahar jana hai…aur road waali kulfi khani hai…..
Ram : no way Priya…😡
Priya : chalein Ram..??? yaa aur drama karna hai……???
Ram, helplessly : okay chalo….
Priya : wait…..
Ram : ab kya hua????
Priya : Lift me up Ram…..
Ram : What?????? Priya yaar….uff…..damn….. priya kisi ne dekh liya toh…????
Priya : so what……I'm your wife na….. now c'mon ram…..
Ram : jo hokum mere aaka…. 😊
And he lifts her up….and asks…. Happy?????
Priya, gives him a light kiss on his cheek : double happy….
Ram : ye pehle de diya hota tumne toh mai itna drama bhi nhi karta… ;)
Priya hits him on chest : ab chalo bhi……
They came downstairs….Niharika and Mamaji see them….and give a shocked look to each other….
Niharika : Rammm……(shouts)
Ram turns around….
Niharika : Ram…tum iss wakt….iss tarah… I mean baby…kaafi raat ho gyi hai…tum iss time kahan jaa rhe ho….?????
Ram : Maa…hum dono bahar jaa rhe the kuch kaam se….
Niharika : lekin baby iss tarah……..?????
Ram : Maa…wo…wo…maa….haan…priya hamesha mujhe exercise karne ko kehti hai na,lekin mujhe toh kaam se time nhi milta na…toh maine socha iss tarah priya ko utha ke chalunga toh exercise bhi ho jayegi aur kaam ka kaam bhi ho jayega….great idea na…????
Niharika : yea….great…enjoy…. 🤢
Ram : okay maa hum chalte hai…..
Ram puts her down on the sit….and starts driving the car….. he searched for one hour…..but didn't manage to find any kulfi wala…..
Ram : Priya…. Har jagah dekh liya yaar…but koi nhi mila….ab kya karein….????
Priya (she is in super sad mood) : chaliye ghar wapas chalte hai….. 😭
Ram understood her sadness…and tries to make her happy….
Ram : You love roses na….. lets go to a flower shop……
Priya : nahi, aapko flowers se allergy hai na…..rehne dijiye…. 😭
Ram : okay….
Ram can't see her like this….. so he decided some thing and msged some one…….and started driving…..
They reached KM……Priya went off directly to her room….. changed her clothes and laid down on bed…..
Ram entered in the room after half n hour with a bowl in his hand…
Ram (shouts) : Surprise……. Bawarchi Ram Kapoor ne madam Priya ke liye ye khud apne haatho se banaya hai…..
Priya sits up on the bed and gives a surprising look to Ram..
Priya : what's this????
Ram : kulfi……
Priya : aah…wo to mujhe bhi dikh rha hai….lekin ye kahan se….????
Ram : maine bnaya…..
Priya : lekin itni jaldi…..
Ram : madam aap wo sab chodiye…….just eat it and tell me howz it????
Priya takes a bite and says : it's yummy Ram….. aapne bnaya????
Ram : ab aap itne sad ho jaoge toh bnana toh padega na….. 😉
Priya : aaye haaye….good…I'm impressed…btw aapne apne liye kulfi nhi liya…kyun????
Ram : yaar…itni jaldi jaldi mein ek bana diya wo kaafi nhi hai kya?????? Hadd ho……
Priya, laughs : ok..ok….
Ram : btw madam….. mujhe bhi toh kuch milna chahiye na….. *smiles naughtily*
Priya (understood his intentions) : yea yea why not….have a bite….. 😛
Ram : Priya……m not talking about ur kulfi……. 😡
Priya : then what……???? 😳
Ram, smiles : well…I guess I should not waste my time on this silly discussion….. ACTION SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS…… 😉
Rest you can imagine…… 😊
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I tried to portray the mood swings of a pregnent lady... I hope.. I have done justice to the title... Bear with my crap guys... 😊
