hmmm if ur getting questions as nightmares then u must be enjoying🤣Originally posted by: -Afridimalikk-🤣 what do you think!? =P
Originally posted by: -Afridimalikk-
godddrest, later 😳
Originally posted by: OnlyHopeWhat's your biggest strength?
What's your biggest weakness? ive never been able to figure these out yet... :)i dont know if its my country/my family/ friends or something else...3 REAL wishes/dreams that you actually do want to see coming true? *not the if you were given 3 wishes what would you ask for types* 😆 LOL. they're secrets =P but those that i can let out, are:
- become the manager or SOMETHING of the National Cricket Team of Pakistan
- make my parents proud, like ACTUALLY really proud
- Carve a niche for myself in whatever i do, a very happy married life.
Originally posted by: jenny1000How did I miss this? Congrats Reenz!
Okay, ready..Can you cry under water? me? no 🤣
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? veryyy Important! Just as important as Bhutto.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? nahh, ull get pretty colored silky clothes there 😍
Why does a round pizza come in a square box? becz Square is COOL! 😎
What disease did cured ham actually have? 😳
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? 😳 really?! We f**kin did that!? 😳 stupid che, ancestors kasmayyy! 😆
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? 😳 🤣 they might THINK they woke up every two hours whereas they were sound asleep the whole while...
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? how ironic, but yeah, it is!
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? umm. good one... just like you're IN a movie... You're IN a drama/serial/show... BUT on TV, because, umm TV prefers people being on it... and not in it 🤔 =/
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? 🤣 BAHAHAHAHAHA i seriously dont know 😳
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. 😳 just as a respectful gesture i suppose 🤣
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? 😳 umm. because, can i get back to it some other time? 🤣
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? for stepmothers to punish their daughters when they dont mop the floor well, by giving them ugly burnt toasts...
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? shh... (but deep inside they do!!! 😳, yes, they CARE ... A LOTTT... 😳)
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? 🤣 wouldnt it be unfair if they cant? 🤔, and they are high occupancy vehicles anyway... so...
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? he CAN! 😳 he LIES about not being able to... if he not being able to fix a hole in the boat wala qissa is true...
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! dogs ki breeds alag hain... one a bit close to reality, and the other... not really.. i love both though ☺️
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? 🤣 he choried all the stuff to make the ACME crap!
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? babies 😈... i kid... actually... BOTH! 😃 veg and corn 😳 and more!? :\
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? haan haan yaara, exactly same!
Why did you just try singing the two songs above? Nopes, i swear! LOL i figured that out a while ago 😃
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? i swear i just answered all these questions above!
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? i dont own dogs =(
Do you ever wonder why you ever read these questions in the first place??🤣 | yes yes yes! ALL THIS WEEK ive been wondering JUST this! 😳
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