Yeh Kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyun hua

Yeh Kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyun hua...

Today I had an intense craving for mutton curry while watching the episode... So I was looking for my Yoghurt cup of brain to marinate a certain goatwa in it... But realized CVs had it for lunch and a certain goatwa showed it to them...

So deprived of my yoghurt cup of brain and promise of juicy mutton curry, I decided to pour my pain into unsuspecting minds of IF members...

You have been warned: Proceed at your own risk...Today's theme: Ghotala Ve...

Scene: 1

Main Laxmi Shyamu ke aangan ki, Koi nehin main is Shantivan ki...

Me:

ASR domestic airport se nikle London,

Khushi ko maarke apna tashan...

Shyamu ne kiya Laxmi ko pet,

Laxmi played hard to get...

Phir Shyamu ne kiya apne pyaar ka izhaar...

To Laxmi bhi kahan piche rehti yaar...

Ghar ki Laxmi potwa dhayee,

Gamla phorke paper nikalee...

Shyamu ke ghar Laxmi aayee...

Mera Mutton Curry kab banega bhai?

Laxmi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoP8C2UIbfI

Meh Shyamu chail chabeela main to nachungi...

Potwa ho wa gamla main to phorungi...

Jhunjhun lagake, imported chara khake, main taang maaru re...

Shyamu: Uska faida main looto re...

Me: Me craving Mutton curry, juicy... tender... marinated in my yoghurt cup brain...

Scene: 2

Jab dil hi toot gaya...

Khushi crying on Anjali's lap...

Khushi (Crying her little heart out): He left me a virgin... He did not even consider my proposition... I have such a sucky life that I can't even suck or f&*k or both...

Anjali (Crying her little heart out): Me too...

Khushi (Surprised and gets up): What? How did you get pregnant then?

Anjali (Still sobbing): Immaculate Conception... ASR is God, I'm his sister but like his mother...There sob were sob no sob option...

Khushi:

We are passengers of the same bus,

Neither of us gets a free pass...

Anjali:

Both of our life sucks...

And neither of us gets f&*ks...

Khushi: (Physically skipping): We will do slumber party together... We are sisters of heart... Hugs...

Anjali (Mentally skipping): Yeahhh... Sister hugs...

Me (wiping tears): How emotional... Group hugs...

Scene: 3

Om Troublam Bubblam...

Bubble: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsjLQOco35U

Bachna o Payaliya,

Lo main aa gayee,

Mr.A ka aashiq,

Tera hoon dushman...

Phoot daalna hain meri hi ada...

Payal: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQQPV-DtY3s

Jab dil hi toot gaya...

Hum ji ke kya karenge...

Jab Akash hi loot gaya...

Hum maamiji ka kya karenge...

Me: Can it get more pathetic? It's like watching K serial: Kindergarten version...

Precap:

Ghar aaya mera pardesi... Ek aur dushman aaya muft ki rotiyon ki...

Ting Tiri Ting Tiri Ting Tiri Ting Ting... 

Originally posted by: radss

Aaaj mere paas kuch nahin kehne ko...

Bubbly should just go...its getting unbearable now...😕

Originally posted by: Zenny89

🤣omg the last line...ahahhahaha

Originally posted by: tia.o

Mera yoghurt cup to tabhi chori ho gaya tha, jab ASR London gaya domestic airport se... Ludhiana mein aajkal London shift ho gaya hain kya? 😆

Originally posted by: archanavm

🤣

aaj sabko mutton curry khane ka bahot mann hai.

pata nahi bakri ne khushi ko kyon dhokha diya😭

and cn sm1 throw bubbly out already??

bubbly,snake,laxmi all three shud b exiled 2 Timbaktu 

RM is a total paagal khana*sigh*

Originally posted by: tia.o

Us bakri ki tengri kabab banane ka time aa gaya hain... 😃

Originally posted by: tia.o

Us bakri ki tengri kabab banane ka time aa gaya hain... 😃