hmmm...so frnds enjoying balh ...maza aa rha h na...mujhe bhi hehehe... m bht din baad aayi yha pe...mne bht miss kiya aaplogo ko & ofcourse apni bakwas ko bhi jo m nhi kr pa rhi thi...leki koi na aa gyi m apna fvrt kaam karne...ab socha ki itne dino baad aayi hu to kuchh alag krna to banta h bhai aur m kya alag kr skti hu obiously apne deemag k keedo k sath hi kuchh masti kr sakti hu ...to m le aayi hu ek mst imaginary story about raya...jo ki mera fvrt time paas h..so here it is...ππ
.waise bhi mujhe ek point mil gya h to mere deemag ke keedo me halchal shuru ho gyi aur inhone itni khalbali macha di ki mujhe inhe kaam pe lagana hi pada...to inhone kaam shuru kiya to ye story nikal kr aayi...
Here it is...
After holi hug scene...
Scene 1...
Rishabh aa jata h aur dono se kehta h...
Rishabh...bhai bhabhi
Rampriya ankhen band kiye ekdusre se lipte hi rhte h koi bhi uski baat nhi sunta h to rishabh raam ko hilata h aur muskurate hue kehta h
Risabh...bhai yha sb holi khelne aaye h aur aapdono ko ye sb sujh rha h...apdono ko dadi bula rhi h...
Raam...(blush krte hue)...are wo priya ki jra tabiyat theek nhi thi chakkr aa rha tha to m bs sahara de rha tha tujhe jyada smart banne ki jarurat nhi h
Risabh...are bhai to m kaha kuchh keh rha hu waise bhabhi aapko hua kya h
Priya...mujhe na chote lag gyi h
Raam...priyaaa...chalo dadi bula rhi h aur to bhi chal khada ho k daant nikal rha h...
Sab daadi k paas jate h..daadi kehti h
Daadi...golu puttr m thak gyi hu tumlog khelo m kamre m jaungi
Priya...daadi chaliye m aapko kamre me chhod deti hu
Raam(priya ko pakadte hue)...tum chupchap yhi khadi rho khud to kahi jane ki halat m h nhi aur daadi ko kamre me chhodne jayegi...
Daadi...golu puttr kya hua priya ko
Raam...kuchh nhi dadi wo rang bht jyada lag gya h na to uske deemag me chadh gya h aap chinta na kare m sambhal lunga ise aap chaliye kamre me.
Daadi...golu priya ko bhi le chal mujhe usse kuchh baat karni h
Raam...dadi abhi??...abhi to...
Daadi ... Abhi kya...chalo
Raam...achha theek h(man me ...are yaar ek to ye priya ko sambhalna mushkil ho rha h aur upr se daadi ...sb k sb to jiddi hi h kya karu...ab kya kr sakta hu..chalo ram kapoor sabki suno)
Phir sb kamre me jate h
Daadi...golu puttr tu bahar ja mujhe priya se akele me baat krni h
Raam ko tnsn ho jati h ki akele me baat karngi to ye madam to raat ki puri kahani hi suna dalengi dadi ko meri to band baj jayegi kya musibat h yaar kya karu ab...hadh h
Raam...dadi mere samne hi kar lijiye na kya hua
Daadi...golu puttr tu jata h ya nhi
Raam...achha theek h jata hu m...priya aram se baat krna dadi se ok
Priya...aap chinta mt kariye m daadi ko kuchh nhi bataungi
Raam apna sir peet leta h
Daadi...kya nhi bataungi
Raam...are daadi kuchh nhi aise hi wo rang chadh gya h na isiliye behki behki bate kr rhi h isiliye m bol rha tha aaj rhne dijiye
Daadi ...koi baat nhi golu puttr tu ja m sambhal lungi
Raam chala jata h phir daadi priya ko apne paas baithati h aur kehti h
Daadi...priya puttr mujhe tujhse kuchh baat krni
Priya...ha daadi bataiye ...lekin pehle mujhe apko kuchh btana h
Daadi...kya puttr tu hi bta de
Priya...achha!!...nhi aap hi btao m bhul gyi
Daadi... Priya puttr tum dono ki shadi ko itne din ho gye aur tumne abhi tk koi khush khabri nhi di
Priya...kya mr.kapoor ne aapko abhi tk nhi bataya?
Daadi...kya?? Nhi are tumlogo ne humse kyun chhupaya
Priya...whi to isme chhupane wali kaun si baat h mr.kapoor bhi na
Daadi...are to tu hi bta deti
Priya...are pr m kaise bta deti kaam to mr.kapoor ne kiya h to unko btana chahiye na
Daadi...ha theek h ki kaam golu ne kiya h lekin tune bhi to uska sath diya h na tabhi to hua h
Priya...are nhi dadi is baar mr.kapoor ne akele ye kaam kiya h mne kuchh nhi kiya isme mne to kewl shart rkhi thi
Daadi...are jb tune kuchh kiya hi nhi to hua kaise ...tu kya bole rhi h aur kaun si shart...ye khushkhabri se shart ka kya lena dena h
Priya...are daadi mne shart rkhi thi tabhi to apke golu aage badhe wrna wo to maan hi nhi rhe the aur mne waqai kuchh nhi kiya dadi sb mr.kapoor ne hi kiya
Daadi ... Mujhe teri baat samajh nhi aa rhi h jra saaf saaf bta kya hua h
Priya...are dadi pta h mne apke golu se bola ki aap mujhe rang lagaiye kyunki meri pehli holi h to unhone mna kr diya tha...wo to mne raat wali dhamaki di tb jake unhone rang lagaya mujhe to hui na ye khushkhabri aapke golu puttr holi khelne bhi aaye aur mujhe rang bhi lagaya
Daadi...oh are m is khush khabri ki baat nhi kr rhi hu m dusri khush khabri k baare m baat kr rhi thi
Priya...dusri aur kaun si khush khabri
Daadi...are puttr mujhe chhota golu chahiye
Priya...are daadi ab mr.kapoor chhote kaise honge wo to bht bade h na
Daadi...priya puttr lagta h waqai tujhe rang chadh gya h are m bachhe ki baat kr rhi hu tumlog mujhe pardadi kab banaoge
Priya...achha wo ..abhi chahiye...achha m apke golu se baat karti hu...lekin dadi apke golu to bht bure h wo meri koi baat hi nhi sunte h aur hamesha mujhe dantte rhte h...
Daadi...kya raam tujhe dantta h usne tujhe pyar nhi kiya????
Priya...ha dadi bht dantte h aur kabhi pyar nhi kiya hamesha bolte h samjhaute ki shaadi aur bolte bolte ...nhi jb m bolti hu to chup kra dete h...to wo mujhe bolne nhi denge to m kaise unse chhota golu mangungi aapk liye ...aisa kariye aap hi mang lijiyega
Daadi...tu chinta mt kr m baat krti hu golu se ...tu apne kamre me jake aaram krle
Priya wha se uthti h lekin apne kamre ki bajay mr.kapoor ko dhundhte hue bahar jane lagti h tb tk mr.kapoor aa jate h qki wo idhar hi aas paas ghumte rhte h unhe pta tha ki priya bahar aayegi to unhe hi dhundhegi ...tabse priya raam ko dekh k chillati h
Priya...aye golu...idhar aaiye mujhe aap se baat krni h wo bhi bht jaruri aur is baar aap mera muh bhi nhi band kr sakte wrna m daadi se bol dungi...
Raam...kya h kyun chilla rhi ho kya baat h bolo
Priya...mujhe bachha chahiye
Raam...(surprised)...kya chahiye
Priya...bachha chahiye wo bhi abhi
Raam...pagal ho gyi ho abhi bachha kaha se ayega
Priya...wo m nhi janti dadi ne bola h ki unko chhota golu chahiye ab dadi ne bol diya h to dena to padega hi to aap dijiye mujhe bachha
Raam...are m kahan se bachha du
Priya...kyun aap nhi denge to kaun dega bataiye to m ussi se mang leti hu
Raam...are dunga to m hi lekin abhi kaise du
Priya...kaise du mtlb mujhe chahiye nhi denge to m dadi ko bol dungi...daaadiii dekhiyeee golu ka
Raam priya ka muh band krta h aur usko kandhe pe utha k lejata h aur kamre me sofe pe leja kr patak deta h aur bolta h
Raam ...chupchap muh band krk so jao wrna khinch k do thappad lagaunga
Theek isi waqt niharika aur mamaji inke door pr aakr inki baate sun rhe hote h
Priya...aap mujhe dant rhe h
Raam...ha dant rha hu aur jyada bakwas karogi to marunga bhi ...to so jao chup chap
Priya...m apki shikayat karungi dadi se ki aap mujhe marte h
Raam...theek h kr dena aur ab muh aur ankhe band kro
Priya ankhe band krke so jati h udhar niharika aur mama jabrdt khush ho rhe hote h
Niharika...bhaiya mujhe to apne kano pe bhi vishwas nhi ho rha h ki mne jo suna wo sach h ya sapna
Mama...are sweety bilkul sach h qki mne bhi same 2 same suna ab dono ko ek jaisa sapna to aayega nhi mana ki hmdono ki soch same 2 same ghatiya h lekin sapne to alag alag ghatiya aate h na
Neeharia...bhaiyaaa...apko mauka milta nhi h aur aapki over acting chalu ho jati h m to ye soch rhi hu ki indono ka kya hoga ye dono to bate bhi marne peetne wali krne lage h...
Mama...kya hoga sweety whi hoga jo tu chahegi
Niharika...sach kaha bhaiya aapne ab dekhiye m indono ka kya krti hu
Dono apni idiots wali style me haste h...
Scene 2...
Cnvrsation between daadi & risabh
Daadi...rishabh puttr mujhe lagta h ki raam priya k beech kuchh theek nhi chal rha h
Risabh...kyun daadi aapko aisa kyun lag rha h sab theek to h
Daadi...nhi sab theek nhi h dono hmesha hme dikhane k liye sath sath rhte h lekin kuchh gadbad h hme inhe milane k liye kuchh krna chahiye
Risabh...theek h my sweet dadi aap jo kahe m bhai aur bhabhi k liye kuchh bhi karunga
Daadi...theek h to tu panditji ko bula de muhurat nikalwana h
Risabh...muhurat??? Phir se shaadi karaogi kya
Daadi...nhi undono ki suhaagraat ka muhurat nikalwaungi
Risabh...suhagraat ka muhurat??? Kyun????
Daadi ...are kaam achhe muhurat me krna chahiye phir ye to rampriya k liye bht bada din hoga na to tu panditji ko bula k la
Risabh...jo hukum mere aka
Risabh chala jata h aur daadi mn hi man ye soch k khush hoti h ki ab wo rampriya k beech sab kuchh shi kr dengi...
scene 2 continue...
IN RAYA GREEN ROOM
Actully i love that purple room yaar
Anywys here it is...
Priya uthti h idhar udhar dekhti h apne apko cauch pe dekh k sochti h ki wo yha kahan se aa gyi aur apna sar pakad k baithi hoti h tbse mr.kapoor aate h
Raam...priya ye lo neembu pani pee lo
Priya...kyun
Raam...are tumhara sir dukh rha hoga na
Priya...ha dukh to rha h lekin apko kaise pta...kuchh hua tha kya aur m ye cauch pe kyun soyi hui thi mne to bola tha ki koi bhi cauch pe nhi soyega phir m yha kaise ...kuchh hua h kya...auch mera sir
Raam...pehle tum ye neembupani piyo phir btata hu
Priya neembu pani peeti h aur raam uske bagal me aake baith jata h...ab priya ko thoda theek lag rha hota h...
Priya...mr.kapoor apne btaya nhi m yha kaise aa gyi...
Raam...are to kya krta m tum apna huliya to dekho itna rang laga h bed pe kaise sulata ganda ho jata na...
Priya uthti h mirror ki trf jane ke liye tbse use thoda sa chakkr aa jata h aur girne ko hoti h ki mr.kapoor apni baho me le lete h...aur kehte h
Raam...waise rang lage hue galon me bht achhi lag rhi ho..akhir tumne apni baat mnwa hi li
Priya...are pr mujhe to kuch yaad hi nhi aa rha h ...kyun
Raam...kyunki tumne bhang pee li thi isiliye
Priya...shit mne sb miss kr diya ...aur apko bhi mujhe range hue dekhna tha...feel so bad
Raam...isme bad feel krne ki kya baat h abhi holi khtm kaha hui h abhi to sirf sham hui h...hm phir se khel lete h
Priya...mr.kapoor ye aap keh rhe h i jst dnt bleive it
Raam...kyun tum itna kuchh keh sakti ho to m kya itna bhi nhi keh sakta hu...lao phir se rang jate h hum ekdusre k rang me
Priya...theek h ...pr chhodiye to mujhe tabhi to jaungi na rang lane
Raam...uski jarurat nhi h
Priya ... Kyun ...phir rang kaise lagayenge
Raam...m btata hu..
Aur itna bol k raam priya k gaal ko apne gaal se touch krta h aur iske bhi gaal pe rang lag jata h...priya bilkul surprised hokar mr.kapoor ko dekhti rhti h aur mr.kapoor uske dono gaalo se apne gaalo pe rang laga lete h aur background music...asusual...o re piya...
Phir priya wha se bhag k mirror k samne khadi hoke lambi lambi sans leti h aur khud ko dekh k bht itrati h aur khush hoti h
Raam... Ab to khush
Priya...bht jyada ...top of the world
Raam...achha theek h ab isse saaf to kar lo
Priya...nhi abhi nhi karungi thodi der aur rehne dijiye
Raam...kyun koi dekhega to
Priya...are ye to mera dialogue hona chahiye...dekhega to kya holi h bhai sabhi range hue h to m bhi rangi hui hu (raam k pas baithte hue)...wo bhi apke rang me..isme drne ki kya baat h
Raam... Ha waise bhi aaj tum bht brave ho gyi ho kuchh jyada hi khulkr bate kr rhi ho
Priya...kya mtlb
Raam...mtlb kya...tumne mera deemag kharab krk rkh diya tha tumhe pta h tum sbko raat ka kissa sunane ja rhi thi
Priya...aaa hwww mr.kapoor aisa nhi ho sakta aap jhuth bole rhe h
Raam... M jhuth bol rha hu kisse kisse nhi kaha tumne m itne sare gawah la sakta hu...ma ...tumhari ma...vikram...neha...sabse kaha tumne
Priya...(ghurte hue)...aap jhuth bol rhe h ...mne sabko bta diya ????
Raam...to mujhe kya shaukh h aise bolne ka aur itna hi nhi tum to aisi cheez mang rhi thi mujhse ki kya batau...m to soch bhi nhi skta tha..
Priya...kyu??? Aisa kya manga ???
Raam...are kya batau m
Priya...mr.kapoor baniye mt m janti hu aisa waisa kuchh nhi hua h ...mujhe yaad h us din ki trh aaj bhi aap mujhe chhidha rhe h aur jab rone lagungi to khud b khud keh denge ki aisa kuchh nhi hua tha lekin aaj m nhi rone wali hu
Raam...achha ...sachhi theek h chalo phir daadi k paas qki jo tumne manga tha wo dadi k kehne pe hi manga tha to unse hi puchwa deta hu...ha wo rat wali baat m aise hi keh rha tha tumne abhi btaya nhi tha kisi ko lekin agr m rokta nhi to bta deti qki tum baar baar mujhe dhamki de rhi thi ki rang lagaiye wrna raat waali baat bta dungi...
Priya hasne lagti h aur sharma jati h phir raam aage kehta h
Raam...lekin ye mangne wali baat to ekdm sachhi h aur iski gawah bhi dadi h ab unki baat to tum manogi na
Priya...achha achha theek h aap hi bta dijiye ki mne aisa kya mang diya
Raam...nhi jane do mujhe to kehte hue bhi sharm aa rhi h
Priya...mr.kapoor ab jyada nakhra mt kariye aur bataiye mujhe
Raam...achha theek h ab tum itni request kr rhi ho to bta hi deta hu...tum na...mujhse... Bachha mang rhi thi...
Priya khadi ho jati h aur bolti h...kya??????
Raam...(use hath pakd k baitha deta h)...ha aur wo turnt ...tumne mera deemag kharab kr diya tha ki tumhe abhi bachha chahiye are m kitna samjha rha tha lekin tum samjhne ko taiyar hi nhi ho rhi thi..
Priya...please mr.kapoor aap kuchh bhi mt boliye m aisa kuchh bol hi nhi sakti
Raam...achha to chale dadi k pas
Priya...ye aap baat baat me dadi k pas jane ki dhamki kyun de rhe h mujhe nhi sunni h apki bakwas m ja rhi hu...
Priya jane lagti h to raam use pakad k khinch leta h apne paas aur kehta h
Raam...aise kaise jaogi abhi to mujhe tumhe bachha dena h abhi k abhi
Priya...mr.kapoor aap pagal ho gye h...mujhe nhi chahiye chhodiye mujhe
Raam...kamal h ab m de rha hu to tumhe nhi chahiye...jb nhi de rha tha to tumhe chahiye tha...hadh h...nhi is bachhe ki wjah se tumne mujhe bht pareshan kiya h ab to m tumhe deke hi rahunga
Priya...mr.kapoor kya kr rhe h chhodiye mujhe wrna m dadi ko bula dungi
Raam...to bula do na tumne hi to kaha tha ki dadi ne chhota golu manga h to wo bhi mna nhi karengi
Priya...mr.kapoor ..hadh h aap ekdm besharm h
Raam...oho my dear sharmili priya kuchh der pehle ye sharm kya bhang k sath pee gyi thi...
Priya...are to mujhe chhadi hui thi lekin aap to hosh me hain
Raam...are to tumhe bhang ka nasha tha mujhe tumhara nasha ho gya h ab kuchh nhi ho skta ab mujhe tumhe dena h to dena h...
Priya ajeeb se mr.kapoor ko dekhti h aur mr.kapoor pure mood me tabse mr.kapoor bolte h...
Raam...ye lo tumhara bachha jb se tumne manga h tabse m dhundh rha tha ...google pe search kiya tb jake itna smart bachha mila h mne turnt order diya aur delievrd kraya hmare yha taki tum utho to sabse pehle tumhe ye bachha de du phir kuchh aur karunga...
Raam priya ko ek cute sa baby doll deta h priya jor jor se hasne lagti pet pakad pakad...aur raam use dekhkr muskurata rhta h phir priya bhi raam ko dekhne lagi h aur uske gaal pe kiss krk jane lagti h tabse raam bulata h
Raam...my dear priya
Priya...mmm... Muskurate hue ...ye kya naya seekh liya apne
Raam...ye bhi tumne hi sikhaya h
Priya...maine?????
Raam...ha tumne hi to bola tha ki pyar se boliye my dear priya
Priya muskurane lagti h aur fresh hone chali jati h aur background music bajta h bade achhe lagte h
Scene 3
Priya fresh ho k aati h to dekhti h ki raam us gudde ko hath m leke muskura k dekh rha hota h
Priya...mr.kapoor bht sundr h na...aaj apka google bht kaam aya
Raam...ha bht sundr h (priya ko point out krte hue)...aur bht pyara bhi
Priya sheese k samne khadi hoti h raam bhi aa jata h aur peechhe se pakad leta h
Priya ...mr.kapoor m abhi naha k aayi phir se rang lag jayega
Raam ... To kya hua
Phir priya hanky leti h aur raam ka rang saaf krti h aur raam use chhune ki koshish krta rhta h...tabhi achanak darwje pe knock hota h aur bansi kaka aa jate h dono ek dusre ko chhod kr dur dur khade ho jate h (ye bansi kaka ko to m ghar se bhagane wali hu bht bade hadde h hamesha main time pe beech me aa jate hain ;););)
Bansi...sir mam dadi aaplogo ko neeche puja k liye bula rhi h
Raam...ha aap chaliye hm aa rhe h
Bansi kaka chale jate h raam phir se mood me aane lagta h to priya dadi ki baat krk jane lagti h to raam use bulata h...
Raam...priya
Priya(mudkr dekhti h)...mmm
Raam... Are ye apna bachha to leti jao dadi mangegi to kya dogi
Priya sharma k aur haste hue chali jati h...phir sb ikattha hoke puja krte h...uske baad dadi panditji se kehti hain...
Dadi...panditji jb se mere golu ki shadi hui h hamesha kuchh na kuchh hota rht h kabhi kuchh kabhi kuchh m chahti hu ki aap ek shubh muhurat nikale aur indono k subhmilan ka yog bnaye
Raam aur priya ekdusre ko dekhte h phir idhr udhr dekhne lagte h ...phir raam kehta h
Raam...dadi in cheezo ki kya jarurat h hmare beech sab theek h aap kyun ye sb rhne dijiye
Dadi...tu chup kr puttr tujhe nhi pta h rasmo riwajo ka kitna mahtv h yaad h na tujhe wo krwachauth...
Dono ekdusre ko dekhne lagte h bg score m na bhulunga ke sath sare sweet moments...phir panditji do din baad ka muhurat nikalte h aur sb (3 idiots aur nuts ko chhodkr)...itne khush hote jaise india koi series jeet jati h to khush hote h...hehehe
Bs 3 idiots ko chakkr aa rha hota h ki ye sb kya ho rha h
Sb apne apne kamre me chale jate h
3 idiots cnvrstion
Niharika...sab baat itni sahi chal rhi thi lekin ye budhiya ne beech me aake sab kharab kr diya
Mama... Sweety agr suhagrat ho gyi to tera kya hoga
Sid...mamaji kyun aap jale pe namak chhidk rhe h
Niharika...chup ho jao aaplog aisa m kuchh nhi hone dungi...koi suhagrat nhi hogi is ghr me aur kabhi bhi nhi hogi...chahe mujhe iske liye us budhiya ki jan leni pade ya phir us mote ki...
Mama...are sweety indono ki jan lene se tera koi fayeda nhi ulta nuksan hoga ...shant ho ja aur kuchh soch...
Niharika ...ha bhaiya aap theek keh h ye suhagrat hm safal nhi hone de sakte h...
(hahaha...in bewkufo ko kaun samjhaye ki jo hona tha wo ho chuka use to ramji bhi nhi rok paye to inki kaun chalaye...)
IN RAYA ROOM...
Priya...ye sb kya h mr.kapoor apne kuchh kaha q nhi
Raam...kya kehta ki nhi mnani h mujhe suhagrat m pehle hi mna chuka hu...hadh h
Priya...are m ye to nhi keh rhi pr kuchh to is trh se hr baat ka ...uff ab btaiye agr meri ma...
Raam...(beech me tok k)..nhi apni ma ko to katai mt btana wrna wo meri watt lga degi
Priya...mr.kapoor please aap meri ma k baare me aisa mt boliye
Raam...kyun na bolu baap re yaad h tumhe honymoon pe kitni excited thi jaise whi ja rhi h...aur wo nighty
Priya raam ki trf dekhti h aur sharma jati h...topic change krne ki koshish krti h lekin raam phir bolta h
Raam...priya ab dadi ka hukum h to hm taal bhi nhi sakte h to do din baad k liye taiyar rhna...
Priya...mr.kapoor please aise mt kariye do din tk to ye risabh neha sb mera jeena mushkil kr denge please...
Raam...sorry priya ...tum itna dar kyun rhi ho hamari shadi hui h hmne koi chori thode hi na ki h ye sb to hona hi h
Priya...mr.kapoor please
Raam...aur ha priya ek aur baat ab meri bari h ye hmari pehli arrenged suhagrat h to m chahta hu ki tum us din wo apni filmi ma ki di hui filmi nighty aur filmy jalwo k sath mere samne aao...
Priya...mr.kapoor ye bht glt h
Raam...kuchh glt nhi h ...jaise ko taisa ...i cnt do anything fr u my dear priya...love u...be prepare ...by..
Kehkr raam chala jata h aur priya use dekhti rhti h...hawww wale expression ke sath...
Edited by veena23 - 11 years ago