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Lol loved it always brings a smile to my face
A/N: For those of you who don't know- Watchdog is this show on UK TV where they show CCTV footage of criminals and ask the public for help in identifying them. Just a short update today to let you know what Arnav's plan was. And how it fails. Fallout later ;)
P.S. Apologies to those of you whose families think you're insane for the amount of laughter these give you 😆--- Wait no... That's a lie- it actually just warms my heart to know you find my ridiculous sense of humour so funny. Thank you all so much!!
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From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: NK Photography
Subject: Watchdog
Was that by any chance you I saw on Watchdog last night?
Because the guy fighting that old woman for her purse was definitely wearing my dress.
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From: NK Photography
To: Kasyap, Lavanya
Subject: Was It Me
Yes... Yes it was.
But I would just like to clarify that I wasn't fighting her for the purse, I was asking her for the time and she started beating me with it calling me a "besharmi looychah ladka". It was not my fault. I was trying to take it off her so she'd stop.
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From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: NK Photography
Subject: You're Missing The Point
You were wearing my dress.
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From: NK Photography
To: Kasyap, Lavanya
Subject: Well You Were Wearing My Clothes
So I guess we're just about even.
What's with these double standards, huh La?
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From: Kasyap, Lavanya
To: NK Photography
Subject: Double Standards
You were caught on national television wearing my dress and looking like you were beating up an old lady for her purse.
There are no double standards here, hun.
But I will double our number of dates.
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From: Raizada, Payal
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: So...
How'd it go?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Raizada, Payal
Subject: Why Do You Care?
Don't you have better things to do?
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From: Raizada, Payal
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: I'm Guessing From Your Tone
Not so great.
Want to tell me about it?
Also no. Of course I don't. I'm a bahu, don't you know?
I could get a job but sadly the only thing I am qualified to do is the laundry. Oh, I can also cry on command and bury all my anger and frustration so deep down that it's almost like it's not there.
But it is.
And one day it will come out and I will murder somebody.
Not you though Jethji. You're safe.
Your aunt on the other hand... I won't make any promises.
So anyway, how'd it go?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Raizada, Payal
Subject: I Don't Know If Anybody's Ever Told You This Before
But you... are terrifying.
And no. It didn't go quite as well as I would've hoped.
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From: Raizada, Payal
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Really?
Your plan to dress up as various avatars of Salman Khan and sing and dance for Khushi didn't succeed in getting you laid?
Are you sure? Because you know, I was so certain that would work.
I mean, by all means it should have been perfect.
How could a plan so convoluted, difficult, ridiculous, flawed and just generally unbelievably stupid possibly go wrong?
Well paint me baffled and knock me over with a feather because I never would have predicted it.
P.S. Oh wait. Yes I did.
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Raizada, Payal
Subject: Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Wit...
And it was going perfectly, I'll have you know.
Then a load of police sniffer dogs burst in while I was halfway through a Munni Badnaam Hui- Character Dheela mashup...
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From: Raizada, Payal
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Well Your Room Currently Looks Like A Sh*thole So NEENER NEENER TO YOU
Did you type that correctly or did your phone just do some obscure autocorrect?
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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Raizada, Payal
Subject: No Autocorrect
Police sniffer dogs.
Halfway through a Munni Badnaam Hui- Character Dheela mashup.
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From: Raizada, Payal
To: Raizada, Aakash
Subject: I Just Wanted You To Know
I definitely picked the right brother.
I love you honey.
Never change.
I Think that this is one of the most few things that can crack me up in seconds!
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