You've Got Mail- 09/01/15- The Co-Written Harry Potter Special- Pg 117 - Page 33

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Posted: 9 years ago
Hahahaha literally cannot get enough of this, its absolutely hilarious! Hahaha pleaseee update soon to help me through the exam season!
Posted: 9 years ago
YOUR. WRITING. IS. JUST. SO. EFFING. BRILLIANT :D
Posted: 9 years ago
PM me 4 the next update plzSmile
Posted: 9 years ago

A/N: This chapter is little short of insane. Revising for A2s is slowly driving me insane and so I decided to write this as a little break. I find puns hilarious so was literally laughing out loud to myself while writing this. I don't know if you guys will appreciate it so much, but I hope so. 

Once again, I'd like to thank you all for being so consistently wonderful readers, you all really make it a pleasure, as a writer, to write for you.

WARNING! Not for those who don't appreciate the true hilarity of puns. 

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Please Forgive Me

After all, Sabki Ladli Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada, right?

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: You Know What, I Can't Even Be Bothered To Stay Angry?

Kyunki Goat Bhi Kabhi Kid Thi.

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: I Didn't Know You Watched Indian Dramas

Surprise Mill Gaye.

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Anjali, Nani, Mami, Mama, Aakash, Payal And About Fifty Prakashes...

Everybody watches them

Kis Desh Mein Hai Everybody's Dimaag?

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Can I Request Something From You?

Hope Se Bhare My Nainas...

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: What Is It?

Yeh Anticipation-For-More-Bakhwaas Kya Kehlata Hai?

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: First You Have To Promise You'll Agree...

Kasamh Se?

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: But You Haven't Told Me What I'm Agreeing To

Bade Suspicious Laggte Hai...

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Are You Saying You Don't Trust Me?

Don't we share the most Pavitra of Rishtas

But it's fine if you won't do this small thing for me. After all Khushi Hui Sabsi Paraayi

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From: Raizada, Dhruv
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Bhabhi

She just came in here crying... I don't suppose you had something to do with this?

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Stop Being So Ridiculous

You're not a freaking Ballika Vadhu

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: But...

You Banooed Me Teri Dulhan, didn't you? 

Won't you do me this tiny little favour? Just don't come back to Dhruvji's house until 9PM. You can stay out late just for this tiny amount of time right? Please?

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: FINE

As long as I don't get back to Dhruv's house and see you've created Kayamath

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Thankyou Swamiji

Truly Ek Hazaaron Mein Meri Pati Hai. I promise when you get home there will be no Kahaani Ghar Ghar Kii and I will Chupaa all my clumsiness and mischief Badal Mein

You really are my Raja back from Bharat. Where was it you went again, Harvard? Tere Liye anything is possible. I always hope and pray that our love Ruk Jaana Nahin, after all, my Maan Ke Awaaz is always "Laad Governorji". You are the Baati to my Diya and tonight after we, as Baa and Bahu, make a Baby we can sit around in a warm blanket because, for me, Garam Apna Apna, even if you are so hot-headed you don't really need a blanket, and together we can discuss Chhote Ustaad Ko Kya Naam Doon.

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: (no subject)

ENOUGH!

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Maiyya, Devi
Subject: Baby? Chhote Ustaad?

Devi Maiyya Raksha Karna.

Because seriously?

I think we can both agree that there has been more than enough Kasautii in my freaking Zindagi.

Okay?

Yeah.

Glad we understand each other.

Sincerely,

Arnav Singh Raizada

Part Seven: http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=2904138&PID=56401018&#56401018

Edited by arisai - 9 years ago
Posted: 9 years ago
Freaking hillarious... ROFL Yeaaahhh.. Me first...me first... [:D/] Edited by tia.o - 9 years ago
Posted: 9 years ago
I love puns ! They are awesome. I felt proud that I knew 4/5 of the serial names you used ! I guess that just goes to show Kis Desh Mein Hai Mera Dil. The answer being India, despite living in Canada. But I love my telly soaps, and I am proud to admit that. There are no serials like Indian serials, and no drama like Indian drama.  Made my Sunday morning ! Wink
Edited by lankan - 9 years ago
Posted: 9 years ago
Poor guy!!!!

She made him call out Devi Maiyaa after all eh!!!

This was mind blowing and i am loving it...Its just so superb and guess you have covered most of the serials!!!

ha ha ha ha you are natural...The CVs should take you fro comedy tracks it at least sensible!!!
Posted: 9 years ago
lol loved it the puns were great ROFL

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