You've Got Mail- 09/01/15- The Co-Written Harry Potter Special- Pg 117 - Page 85

Posted: 7 years ago
When r u coming back to this madness again?
Plz update sooner.
Posted: 7 years ago
Originally posted by arisai


I am so BORED of the misunderstandings in the show right now, despite how interesting today's episode seems to be indicating it's about to get. So this is a post-clearup story told in a slightly different way- Arnav and Khushi are in love... in their own kind of way... Shyam is in jail and Anjali is not only divorced from him but has also forgiven Khushi. There are plenty of brilliant FFs with possible explanations for how all THAT could happen, consider this a continuation of one of those ðŸ˜†

Part Two- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/55029661

Part Three- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/55152448

Part Four- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/55291214

Part Five- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/56125074

Part Six- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/56194416

Part Seven- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/56401018

Part Eight- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/57140969

Part Nine- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/57337876

Part Ten- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/60386967

Part Eleven- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/63174043

Part Twelve- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/65862232

Part Thirteen- https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/post/117255404


Part One- Where In The World Is Khushi Kumari Gupta?

From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Where The Hell Are You?

Khushi, 

Imagine my surprise when I returned from my business trip to discover that you were once again missing without notifying anybody of your whereabouts. 

And although I appreciated the sugar-free jalebis you left for me in my wardrobe, you appear to have forgotten that I was ON A BUSINESS TRIP and therefore unable to actually eat the things as they had grown a substantial layer of mould by the time I reached them.

Kindly return to the Raizada mansion posthaste.

Sincerely,

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Where I Am

I'm busy.

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: How Dare You?!

Khushi,

How dare you talk to me like that? I never gave you permission to leave! 

Do you know who I am?

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Who You Are

Arnavji, why did you ask me a question if you were just going to answer it yourself in the next line? 

You're Arnav Singh Raizada.
Obviously.

Now if you don't mind, I'm kind of busy right now. I'll be back... in about a month. Tell Naniji and Anjaliji not to worry. 

P.S. I left other items of food scattered throughout our room, just in case you were wondering what that smell is.

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Listen To Me Khushi Kumari Gupta

Khushi Kumari Gupta,

If you're not back here by tomorrow morning... you don't even want to think about what I'll do.

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: It's Morning

Khushi,

And you're not here.

I'll give you until I get back from work.

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: I'm Beginning To Lose My Temper Now

It's now 7pm and you're still not home. 

This is getting ridiculous.

Where are you?!

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE!!

KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA,

IF YOU'RE NOT HOME IN TEN MINUTES, I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Singh Raizada, Anjali
To: Raizada, Devyani
Subject: Chotte

Naniji,

Do you think we should tell him where Khushi is? 

I think he just threw his laptop into the corridor...

Anjali

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From: Raizada, Devyani
To: Singh Raizada, Anjali
Subject: Nahin

We can't tell him, Anjali betiyaan. 

A promise is a promise, after all. 

Nani

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: AR COMPANY: ALL EMPLOYEES
Subject: Absence

I will not be coming into work indefinitely as I need to handle a very important client.

Hopefully you are competent enough to get on with whatever it is you do without me having to oversee you for just a few days.

All queries are to be redirected to Aman.

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
Subject: Khushi

Where is she?

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: Shukla
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: Arnav Sir

Khushi Bhabhi,

Arnav Sir has just asked me where you are. What should I tell him?

Shukla Ji

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From: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Re: Khushi

Khushi ma'am would like me to pass on the following message to you, Sir.

"MEHHH MAAHH MEEHH MAAAHHH MEH... You are the all-powerful Arnav Singh Raizada, no? I told Laxmiji everything before I left. If you can, ask her to translate that for you, okay? Also- did you find the parathas I left under the bed? I left a fork next to them."

Shukla

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
Subject: Re:Re:Khushi

If you don't tell me immediately where Khushi is, I will use every resource at my disposal to make sure neither you nor your family will ever be able to set foot outside of your house ever again.

If you don't believe me, just ask Madame Joker, Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada herself, the reason why she hasn't been back to Lukhnow for over a year.

Do we understand each other?

Arnav Singh Raizada

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From: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject: Where Khushi Ma'am Is

I'm sorry, Sir. Asking ma'am won't be necessary, I know you to be a man of your word.

Ma'am is actually in Lukhnow right now. We're negotiating a very big potential business deal with a client there but they wanted to meet Khushiji before they signed.

Shukla

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From: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: I'm Sorry

I had to tell him where you were, Bhabhiji.

He threatened my family.

Shuklaji

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From: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
To: KKGSR DABBA COMPANY: CEO, Shukla
Subject: Threatening Family Members

Yeah. 

He likes to do that.

Khushiji

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Raizada, Dhruv
Subject:You're In Lukhnow Right?

I'm paying you a visit.

Arnav

P.S. If you start calling me Nanav as well, I swear to God I'll kill you. I had it from NK for about a year and I am NOT in the mood for tomfoolery.

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From: Raizada, Dhruv
To: Singh Raizada, Arnav
Subject:Tomfoolery??

What ERA are you in, bro? 

Who even says that anymore? Sure thing, Nan- I won't call you Nanav. 

When are you coming? I'm in the middle of some sort of catering deal for my company at the minute. Turns out our old cook was putting rat poison in the Secretaries' meals...

Anyways, I'm looking forward to seeing you. It's been years! I hear you got married?! And Di got divorced? I'm looking forward to hearing all about it. Oh got to run- there's some sort of ruckus in Reception.

From the sounds of the high-pitched shrieking, somebody's upset one of the girls at Reception.

Duty calls.

Dhruv

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From: Singh Raizada, Arnav
To: Gupta, Khushi Kumari
Subject: REALLY?

Did you REALLY think you could make a business deal in MY HOMETOWN with MY COUSIN and have me not find out about it?

WHO DO YOU THINK I AM, KHUSHI KUMARI GUPTA?!

Arnav Singh Raizada

P.S. I'm on my way. Brace yourself.

Please do Like/ Comment with Feedback. Any and all is appreciated so I can improve/ be motivated to continue. :) That is, if there's any interest in something like this. ðŸ˜³



OH EM GEE!!!! I cannot believe I ran into this during a random browse session on IF - this is a gold-mine!! So well written and so darn funny!! Thank you so much for the laughs!
Posted: 7 years ago
Amazing and brilliant work.
I've been laughing my head off after each update. My husband is finally sure that I've lost it completely.
PS he checked on me for freaking ten times for ROFLing.
Wish you do write more of such stuff

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