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You folks know how frustrated and upset I have become overnight. My posts have reflected that. So inorder to cheer myself up and get that almost invisible optimistic side awake.. this is my lame attempt!!
This one's specifically for Ram kapoor since he seems to be under stress for handling monologues. This may serve him better to understand and avoid future situations and here's a simple guide.
Lessons from the 1st monologue:
1)Never ever wake up a sleeping lioness(biwi!). This is like aa bail mujhe maar.
2)Never argue or begin an argument anytime. Women are better at arguing and will shame you into believing that you are the rootcause of it!
3)Incase you still like to start one, be prepared with cotton on ur ears!
4)Start believing that you are wrong.. May be you would never argue..
That premise solves and avoids most common fights even before starting!
5)And for God's sake.. she is a teacher.. You dont try this again unless you want a F in ur quarterly scorecard again!
6)Do think about those rewards for nice behavior. Aloo paranthas and grand breakfasts Vs Apple and ghaas poos. Choice is urs.
7)If your wife decides to walk out and move to the guest room.. Don't question! Let her go.. unless you want to see.. you know what.. again!
8)Keep those tablets for emergencies.. Might help the next time you forget the guide and get into the battlefield.
9)Friends are friends and wives are wives. Don't juggle the advices and you will be fine.
10)If nothing works..and you sense trouble.. go the DK bose way!
Watch the video if u still didn't get it RK!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OVGbdOG7dA[/YOUTUBE]
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