The following short quiz consists of 4
questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't
scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!
1. How do you put a giraffe into a
refrigerator?
The
correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the
door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly
complicated way.
2. How
do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator,
put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct
Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in
the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability
to think through the repercussions of your previous
actions!
3.
The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct
Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there. This tests your memory.
Okay, even if you did not answer the first
three questions correctly, you still have one more chance
to show your true abilities.
4.
There is a river you must cross but crocodiles live in it, and
you >>>do not have a boat. How do you
manage it?!
Correct
Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not
been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the
Animal Meeting, so the crocodiles are not in the river
now. This tests whether you learn quickly from your
mistakes.
According to Anderson
Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they
tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got
several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this
conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals
have the brains of a four-year-old.
Send this out to frustrate all of your
smart friends.
PS: Just the fact that I sent it to you
should make you feel
good.