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Kools reporting from base : Dharmu Strengthens in PR
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It was the USUAL guys . Baba Manav entering to see Wife and Saali sitting with SADIYAL faces on the cot .
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Then Baba Manav and Aai Archoo sleeping down side by side like bhai behen while Behen Vaishoo slept up , unashamed that her plonking at Aai Archoo's place might invite comments from wicked viewers like us that
Khud toh mazaa maar ke pregnant vegnant ho gayi ab newly married behen ki RAATON ki kyu waat laga rahi hai ?
As it is the first marraige ended in a stretched out period of infinite VIRGINITY , now let them enjoy conjugal bliss AT LEAST NOW ? Why r all Karanjkars coming there and plonking their butts in that one Kholi , koi aur options nahi hai kya?
Aha ! But this Akkal shud be there in Aai Archoo . She sadly has NONE . Its at HER behest that even the second remarraige is being royally screwed . All that Aai Archoo does [ a woman MOST UNFIT for marraige if I may add here] is Behen Behen and AAi AAi . For instance see this scene that follows ......
Unable to sleep at night [ Naturally .😉 He is a MAN after all . A lovely lady lying next to him so close and he has recently experienced what AHEM is , so he will toss and turn na . But natural . So what if he doesn't VOICE it } Baba Manav got up and went and sat in a corner . AAi Archoo went there and asked him his PARESHAANI . They talked about their favorite topic PARESHAANIS and Baba Manav happily told wife how GOOD he was feeling that his mom had bought so many vegetables on HIS credit with HAQ .It gave him so much KHUSHI . Guess what aai Archoo said to THAT ?
Wanna know WHY u got that Khushi ? Coz u gave MY Aai Medicenes !
Baba Manav agreed . He now understood everything perfectly , thanks to Aai Archu's wisdom . The way to his KHUSHI was spending for her family and going on taking their sadiyal unlimited responsibilities . Then he wud get minor khushis like his mom buying some veggies still thinking of HIM as her son or his mom bumping him in the road and asking after his welfare etc .
My Comment : Archu shud tell Manav that the BIGGER khushis would be got by washing the underclothes of the K khandaan . If she is guiding him , guide him PROPERLY na . Never guide half way . Poora Guidance dena.
Solution Conference for Dharmesh ki Sachaai
The idiots finally realized that the way to go ahead from the stalemate situation of Dharmesh Ki Sachaai is by TALKING . And to TALK one needs to MEET Dharmesh aamne Saamne , not SEND HIM AWAY EACH TIME . Fyi the 3 Gadhas staying in Kholi Perpetual have figured it out and Baba Manav phoned Batatwada and invited him to his KHOLI for a solution conference . Chaalu Batat specificially told him NOT to call SATISH . Baba Manav , who has honestly zilch common sense as he was dropped on the head when he was a baby did not even PONDER WHY . He AGREED ., playing right in Batatwada's hands . So a pompously pleased Batat came for the solution conference , all spruced up with ironed shirts and a costly after shave lotion , the KUDI in tow in that ONE salwar Khameez she has been wearing for DAYS .
Behen Vaishoo's hands curled up in FISTS at the darshan of her SOUTEN as she dearly LOVES Batat still and cannot bear to see him with ANOTHER woman . She becomes pagal , quite pagal when she sees him with some other woman besides HERSELF . He is MINE , thought Behen Vaishoo fiercely , biting her lip .Mine , Mine , Totally MINE ! I wonder if he nibbles her ear lobes like he did with MINE , she wondered unhappily .
Baba Manav was zapped but too much of a gentleman to tell the Kudi to get out . Batatwada had banked on this of course and had played his cards well . I FORGOT to inform u she was coming , isn't she a part of this important Solution too ? She is a major HISSA of the PROBLEM , hai ki nahi ? he asked shamelessly and rather correctly with an innocent face sporting his dimple.
Poor Baba Manav ! He gulped and acceded . Chaalu Batat gave him no time to look at his WIFE and SAALI's face for permission . He plonked himself on a chair and the conference began . It went thus ...........the brackets r the UNSAID PARTS of the meeting .
Baba Manav : We need a SOLUTION to this PROBLEM .
Batatwada : Sure . So when is Vaishoo darling coming BACK .
Baba Manav : Solution is a MUST . It MUST be found .
Batatwada : Of course . So GLAD u fyi UNDERSTOOD it [ Pea brain . }
Baba Manav : Without a solution Life is NOTHING .
Batatwada : Exactly . My solution is I keep BOTH wives and provide them well .
Baba Manav : Solution in Hindi means HAL . Each problem has a HAL .
Batatwada : Since I am rich THAT won't be a problem .What say ?
Baba Manav : How I wish we find the perfect solution .
Batatwada : Can u please FOCUS on my SOLUTION ? { U GLORIOUS TWIT ?}
Meanwhile Behen Vaishoo cud stand it no longer . The sight of Batatwada sitting next to the Kudi was driving her imagination crazy . She went mad , quite mad imagining him in MAGENTA shorts in front of the Kudi . Little did she know that the Kudi's preference was ORANGE . She suddenly got up and yelled
No more solution talks ! Can't stand the sight of this troll . I want a DIVORCE !
What ! cried Batatwada . Vaishoo darling CONTROL ur jealousy ! Lets at least TALK !
Talk of WHAT ?asked Behen Vaishoo hysterically . That u will spend ur DIN with me and ur RAAT with ThIs ....this .......WOMAN ? { u see guys , THAT was the thing bugging Behen Vaishoo the most. She wanted the RAATS in the distribution .She wasn't ready to share the RAATS at all .}
Batat looked harassed, horribly harassed .He wished the Kudi wud speak up and adjust on the RAAT part . Both the ladies were not ready to adjust even the slightest bit on the RAAT part . Both wanted him for the RAATs . Women , thought Batatwada , sweating . Such a SPECIES . Perhaps I can convince her that what i do at RAAT I can do in the DIN too , he thought , brightening up .
Baba Manav meanwhile gurgled like a cistern . Since his own RAAT ki lag gayi thi WAAT he didn't have the foggiest idea WHAT they were talking about .
Aai Archoo and the Kudi listened on unhappily .
I want a Divorce , Batat ! whiplashed Behen Vaishoo .
Just then poor Decent Satish walked in , unaware of all this tension and said .........ARRE WAH ! Yaha toh POORI MEHFIL JAMI HAI ! he had come , poor darling to congratulate Baba Manav on his new business .
Batat jumped . He looked at Baba Manav who ASSURED him with eye language that Decent Satish didn't have a clue of his SHARAMNAAK INFIDELITY .
But guess who walked in then ? Savita and Useless Narad Muni Damo .
Savita Batat Fight
Poor Savita and Damo cannot have a moment with their son when they EVER come to visit . He is ALWAYS flanked by his sasuraal people . Today too , the SAME PICTURE . Seeing ALL flanking the son , even Narad Muni Damo rightly told Savita
I guess we better go and come some OTHER time .
Aai Archoo and Baba Manav were RELIEVED . Aai Archoo showed NO manners in welcoming Saas Sasur and offering them something . She remained indifferently silent . Behen Vaishoo's interests are the main thing , she told herself . Priorities r Priorities .
Savita was actually going but she was zapped to see Batatwada shamelessly WITH the Kudi in front of the WIFE VAISHOO . She cudn't RESIST , being the wicked old sport that she is and asked Batat
Who is SHE ?
She is Batat and Vaishoo's DOOR KI RISHTEDAAR said Baba Manav , covering up for Batatwada like his BROTHER .
Oh yeah ? Savita glanced at her lallu son , such a SATYAWADI once , lying to his OWN mother to save the butts of his wife's rishtedaars . I will do his izzat aarti later , the joru ka gulam , she thought , FIRST let me handle this MOTU .
Is that why she is standing SO CLOSE to him ? Aha ! And she is beautiful too ! R u MARRIED beti ?
The Kudi squirmed and Batatwada jumped as if hundred killer ants dug their fangs in his butt exactly at the same time .
Hey ! Nosey buddhi ! Whats that got to do with yOU , ha ? he asked rudely . Whether she is married , has BACHCHE , whether or not they r SACHCHE .whats it all gotta do with U ?
Savita lost her temper at his arrogance . She gave Batatwada a piece of her mind . Here she was showing DECENCY to the creep , and here was the CREEP giving her ATTITUDE !
Aie ! Lower ur voice samjha ! Motu ! Ghatiya insaan ! U called my beta CHOR , na ? Ha ? U want me to tell the khandaan what an ASSAL haraami ur ? Kameena ! Ur Kaamena !Ur poora KHANDAAN is kameena ! Ur progeny will be Kameena ! U will go down in the history of Dombivli as the royal Kameena ! Calling my Beta CHOR , Huh ?
Guess what the beta whom she was defending said at this point guys ?
Baba take AAI AWAY FROM HERE !😡😡😡😡😡😡
Narad Muni Damodar complied of course . He told his wife
Lets Go na Savita , doing TAMASHAS is ur ADAT .😡😡😡😡😡
Poor Decent Satish looked on shocked , wondering what this was all about .
Aai Archoo APPROVED . She LOVED Baba Manav for SAVING her sister's so called IZZAT by devaluing his mother and remaining silent when Dharmesh talked so rudely to her .
Batatwada wondered furiously HOW MUCH SAVITA KNEW . He was deflated only for a moment and the moment Useless Narad Damo took Savita who was RIGHT away from this MANDALI of LIARS he gave the LIARS GOOD by bouncing back :
U know what ?he said , drawing his portly frame up haughtily . THIS MEETING HAS ENDED FOR ME . From now on , from my side , NO SOLUTION .
And the Portly devil walked off ......teaching them the lesson of their hypocritical lives .
While I take a moment to applaud Dharmesh here sarcastically , I wish to tell u guys that in the PRE CAP Dharmesh tells Manav that Go TELL SATISH TOO IF U WANT TO , I WILL TELL SULOCHNA THE TRUTH IN SUCH A WAY SHE WILL CONK OFF AND THE RESPONSIBILITY LIES ON UR HEAD NOW .
And he did HEE HEE HAA HAA while Baba Manav , totally unable to handle him on ANY level stared HELPLESSLY .
My comments :
1] Manav and Archana r too kachcha khiladis to handle a pahuncha hua man like Dharmesh . They fail miserably each time . Bring Rasika in please CVS........ ASAP .
2] Manav Archana AIDED Dharmesh in his lies and made him STRONGER . As Days pass , each lie loses its former force and importance . Formerly Dharmu was scared of Vaishu , today he isnt .Then he was scared of Satish , Now he slowly isn't even of that .As time passes , he grows STRONG . Slowly but surely he will flaunt the situation as a TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT OPTION to the Karanjkar sisters , which is EXACTLY what happened today .
3] Savita cud not handle it when Karanjkars called Manav CHOR and stood upto fight with them although she had gone there at Jai's insistence . Thats LOVE . But Manav cud control his emotions when Dharmesh called his mom what not in front of his sasural . He LOVES his sasural MORE . Any son wud have given Dharmesh a thappad and said UR IN MY HOUSE and THIS IS MY MOM ur talking to . How Manav has DEVALUED his mom . OMG . What a comedown from the earlier son .
4] Damodar shud be slapped . He devalued Savita too inspite of knowing she ALONE spoke the truth by calling her a tamasha doing AURAT in front of DHARMESH ? Why ?Coz he wants to lick Archanas chappals I suppose for not even inviting him or greeting him properly or offering him tea ?
5] Archanas selfish behaviour baffles .Her impeccable manners , sanskaars r gone . A todays girl who only dances with her maayka , indifferent to sasural is what she has become due to the juvenile teenaged scriptwriter . Where is the Archana who did izzat aarti of Rasika for insulting Savita ? Today in HER house HER SAAS is being insulted by a kameena fellow who has wrecked her sisters life and she watched it silently , relieved Savita was dragged away ?
6] Vaishu shud direct her anger at Dharmesh , not Madhuri . Its clear she has FEELINGs for that practical fiend . She cannot bear to see him with another woman was the focus , not the fact that she had illegal status and where she goes from nOW .It has to be NOTED that till this morning she DIDNT want a divorce , she wanted it coz she cud not bear him with Madhuri .
7] Oh Yeah . The Kudi shud have SPOKEN UP , especially when Vaishu demanded a DIVORCE . She shud have pointed out that since the marraige was ILLEGAL , no court cud grant Vaishu one . In short , she shud have told WHAT DIVORCE ? WHEN UR MARRAIGE ITSELF HAS NO LEGAL STANDING ?
Kools signing off for the day . Good that Dharmesh baffled Manav when he pathetically tried to defend his mom much later in PRIVATE like a coward . I have NO RESPECT for leads who devalue elders this way . A big 👎🏼 to Manav Archana for strengthening the monster and feeding milk to a snake by playing along as they have no options in their inexperienced brains . Had they told Satish , he wud have hit Dharmu where it hurts . Now Dharmesh will buy time and figure out a way to get shares on HIS name and even Satish wont be a danger .All thanks to a foolish jodi called ARMAN .
Bye guys and CIAO .
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