πI took a week off due to Arusiatis and am back nowπ. I have been informed it could take a few weeks before it goes awayπ‘π.Take it easy, grab your favorite drink and read it leisurely. For those of you who don't have the patience or interest in reading the whole post (can't blame anyone given the track we have been served), please go to the sections of your choice. Editorials are included in each section.
FRONT PAGE
Takurain takes pot shots at Prats as she praises Arusia's understanding of family's riti-riwaz after just two days at the Niwas.
Shamu declares Arusia dead and perform her last rites across town as Takur do the much dhikayi rasam and Arusia self-anoints herself jetani. Talk about delusional! Why don't you tell the truth, you are KN's willing mistress. A choti si sindoor on your maang and a mangalsutra doesn't qualify you as a MARRIED man's wife just on your say so. There are laws the world over do not validate such marriages for a reason. Some educated girl you are! By the way did you graduate college or even the computer course you took? Now that the rasams are out of the way let's see how you keep away from his wandering hands. He has already made his moves earlier in the day.
Komal reveals Naina's plans to poison the entire family. SS vows to destroy entire Mumfordgunj if anything happened to her. Now we know where Krishna learned those infamous words. Komal should learn to keep what happens at her sasural to herself (and Prats too to some extent). KN's mistress in waiting is being used by the Takurs as a pawn in their game to get their revenge on Prats too.
KN apologizes to Arusia and vows to give up his drinking ways while trying to get cozy with her.
SS and SDS vow payback to Prats for humilitating them during mukh dikayi. They have tried and come short every time. This is one situation where try try try till you succeed is not recommended. It will only drive Krishna further away from them. Eventually it will be a losing war, so drop it before Baba walks out of your lives with his Babu.
ART & MUSIC
Takurain must be mighty thrilled to welcome a woman who could easily have been her long lost daughter. She takes to the dance floor during mukh dikayi and drags a reluctant Kesar to dance along. But Kesar doesn't play along while Takurain held her hands on the dance floor. Good for you Kesar! Show SDS that "you can lead a horse to the water but she can't force it to drink".
NEVER-ENDING NOTANKI
Watching Kriya coming down the stairs from the terrace, Arusia
grabs the broom from Kesar who is cleaning center stage and tosses it towards
Prats and asks her to do the chore. Someone hand over a dictionary to this teeny twit pronto so she knows the definition of the words she uses. Some way she "loves" her sister.π‘
SDS takes pot shots at Prats while singing the praises of her sister Arusia.
Takurain goes for her next round of dramabaaz. She can't believe that the young girl got married just the day before and today her father is saying he is doing her last rites? "Oh Lord! Even for SAAT janam I can never imagine saying such a thing about our children ever". Tun, tun, tun! Is that a hint that a day is fast approaching when Takurain is going to say those words to Krishna Baba. That could only mean a tsunami event is heading the Takur's way.
Prats supresses her churning emotions on the verge of tears. She reaches out to comfort Arusia but the twit slaps her sister's hand away "Beware! You are the only one responsible for all that is happening to me". Right! Aren't you the smart one! In case that muddled up brain of yours can't recall facts why don't we rewind and give you a play by play about what really happened that day. The man you saw as a great catch dumped you at the wedding hall and left you to pick up the pieces. You drag a married man (yep, the one who assaulted you during your stay at the Niwas) by the hand after he offers to marry you following a raging tirade at your sister calling her a jealous woman. You turn a deaf ear to your father's ultimatum of being dead to them if you went ahead with the marriage. You were desperate for any man, only requirement being he is of the male gender was good enough for you at that point. You slapped your sister for trying to halt the wedding even at the last minute. That "ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jano" dialogue must have been replaying in your mind ever since you got that proposal from a two-timing SCAMster. You walked into the Takur house claiming you married an already married man of your free will like you had made a smart move. You were not just dumb da dumb but deaf as well. Reality check little girl, you are not his legal wife, you have no legal rights in that family, you are just a woman waiting to be officially declared a mistress to KN the day he succeeds in getting his hands on you. He has been after you for months and like a moth to a flame you fell for it to your detriment. So stop blaming everyone else for your moment of insanity ...or is it just a moment?ππ² You were warned many times but rather than deciding to get to the heart of it you wanted to marry SCAM desperately. As always your desperate acts has given you desperate results.
SS is stroking his beard and enjoying the unfolding drama between the Sax sisters with satisfaction while Takurain is making mental notes of the building tension between the sisters. She takes a swipe at Prats "she (Arusia) is right, this woman is destroying the maike connection of the other sister". Takurs had courtside seats and they didn't have to do a thing. Arusia was already volunatarily doing the gatiya work against her own sister. When one has a sister like Arusia why bother looking for enemies out to get you? Hope Prats never forgets the real face of her sister in the future and see her for the homewrecker she isπ‘, that too of a woman who did nothing to harm her.
SS smiles like the cat that got the milk when Arusia says she is Jetani to Prats so her devrani should touch her feet and get her aashirwaad. Why don't you tell the truth, it's not aashirwaad you want to give your sister, more like curse.π‘
TRAVEL
Shamu travels to the Ganga shores solo to wash off the ashes of Arushi's clothes. In his mind she is dead to him.
FAMILY & RELIGION
A pooja takes place at the Niwas. Kesar tearfully watches Arusia take her place by KN's side. KN wears a yantra with the stipulation that he must remain celibate for the next 24 hours. KN gets a verbal smack down from SS for asking the pundit to cut down the wait down to a couple of hours.
KN tosses the yantra that has been keeping him from his mistress in waiting Arruuusssiaaa. Promises to give up drinking for her.Mukh Diyai for a girl who is not worthy of much dikana in public for voluntarily signing on to be a mistress to a married man when he already has a wife alive and well. Arusia is a heartless girl who is self-centered and egocentric that she can't see the rippling effets of her actions on innocent bystanders in her quest to blame and take revenge on her sister.
FOOD
Nainaji offered poisoned kheer to family luckily it didn't result in any fatalities. What did Adarsh and Komal do to her for Arusia to not even care that they could have died bec' of her decision?
Bandhar Baba enjoys a banana listening to Takurain remind SS to invite the Saxes for the mukh dhikana later that evening.
Takurain gives special instructions for a menu for the evening of mukh dikayi.
FASHION
Takurain Sumitra Devi Singh is thrilled that a Takurain wannabe has just moved into the Niwas. Arusia has been given new wardrobe to wear jewels and saree Takurain style something Prats has not done to this day. Trying to score points with the Takurs while she takes her revenge on big sister Prats.
FINANCE/BUSINESS
Takurain orders Kesar to show up at mukh dikayi and adorn the new jetani wannabe with jewelry. May come in handy for Arusia when she leaves the Niwas with nowhere to go. Let's see where all her ahankaar goes when she has to voluntarily leave once she comes to her senses or is thrown out on her rear after she takes her revenge ride too far that leaves the Takurs reeling especially if it leads to Kriya leaving the Niwas without a second thought.
SS gives Arusia hard cash in hand for touching his feet. But somehow that act reminded us of her role as mistress in KN's life given that she is not legally KN's wife as Kesar is still alive. Very fitting for a woman on the road to self-destruction.
METRO (ACTION AROUND TOWN)
Shamu goes to the riverside to perform the last rites for Arusia.
HEALTH & MEDICINE
Nainaji mixed poison in kheer and offered to all family members. Luckily none of them ate it and were saved the stomach pumping or fatal consequence.
Shamu had a mid heart attack that caused Nainaji to sell her jewels to pay for his medicines. Are the Saxes broke now?π²π
TECHNOLOGY
SS calls Shamu to invite him to come to Mukh Dikayi for Arusia at the Niwas. He thinks the Prof. has lost his mind for saying his younger daughter is dead.
Dadi attempts to call Prats to tell her about the status at Saxes but Shamu stops her.
EDUCATION & WISDOM
Krishna tells Prats however much she may not like about the events in the house, she could consider joining the family and show a united front in the presence of guests.
Prats refuses to recognize the KN-A marriage and support actions that violates the law. Lallantop move Prats! βοΈ Tell that twit sister of yours to take a hike for running off her mouth as usual. Jetani, my ^&**()(&^^*^%&
CLASSIFIEDS -
OBITUARIES:
Shamu declares to SS that his still living younger daughter is dead and he won't be able to show up at the Niwas as he is on the way to the Ganges to perform her last rites.
KRIYA EXCLUSIVE WEEKLY: "SAAT" SPECIAL MOMENTS
Baba gets the cold shoulder from Prats who remains silent while he goes patar-patar. A vexed Baba storms off to the terrace to get some shut-eye.
Prats arrives on the terrace, asks Baba to come back to their paradise. Baba puts up token resistance and finally relents and does things her way.
Krishna accuses his mother of making Prats cry. He tries to appease Prats as he can't tolerate her tears.
Krishna picks out
Prats outfit to wear for the much dikayi rasam. Nice choice Baba! ππΌ
Baba shows Prats how he'd fly like a three year old when everyone says he's got the most beautiful wife in all of Allahabad.
Krishna cajoles Prats to join the much dikayi. Prats initially resists the idea, but finally relents to please Baba. She forewarns him she will not participate in the rasam that is morally and legally wrong.
Baba comes to Prats's defense and asks the teeny twit why her elder sister should touch her feet.
TAKUR COMICS:
KN tries to enter his bedroom against the conditions of the pundit but is caught redhanded by SS and banished to the terrace.
A drunken KN arrives on the terrace with a bottle of alcohol tuck to his lips as he guzzles it down to quench his thirst in more ways than one.
KN smacks Baba on the bottom while attempts to ward off his irritation at Prats and get to sleep.
Krishna shows Prats how he will fly like an airplane when everyone says Baba has the most beautiful wife in all of Allahabad.
COMMENTARY:
Smirk away teeny twit. Your day of reckoning will come, when the same Takurain who is singing your praises will be the first one to toss you out the door in a heartbeat when you cross her or deny KN his conjugal rights.
What mulk dikana? After her recent actions, does she even wants to show her face in public down the road?
If Arusia can demand that Prats behave as her devrani and touch her to get her "blessings" (translated: her cursing) then by the same rules she should expect to fulfill her role as KN's second wife (translated: mistress). Just bec' she declares she is the new badi bahu doesn't make her one. She is definitely Takurain's trainee. Just bec' Takurain calls Prats "maharani Bictoria" doesn't make her one, does it?"
After all the mess she creates at the Takurs hum bhi dekhthe
hain (we'll seeπ) how she walks out of the Niwas with her self worth intact. She
will be the one with the most to lose at the end of it all.Live and learn Arusia or should we reverse it and call her ASURA.π
What kind of woman hears Komal say Nainaji fed everyone poison to end their lives and still want to stay on getting revenge on Prats? Her maike stood by her and rejected Prats's warnings about SCAM, yet their attempt to fatally injure themselves didn't give her pause to stop this vengeful thinking. A very very sick woman! Takurs will get their share of her revenge thirsty bakwas soon. Prats will look like a saint to them when they have had enough of Arushi.
Where has Kesar been banished to now? She was thrown out of her marital bed and given a spot on the floor for the night and now she has been sent out of the room. How much longer will her patience survive? What did she ever do for Kesar to be treated as someone of no consequence when she was being stripped off her last reason to live..as KN's wife.
Why has Shamu changed his tune and now trusts Prats did what she did to protect her sister? Why didn't he or Arusia feel the need to check SCAM out when Prats first warned them about his duplicity? Instead Shamu went over to Mathur after a chaalaki call from SCAM to move the wedding forward and fixed the wedding date instead. Both father and daughter were ready to listen to SCAM's stories and didn't trust their daughter/sister. Shamu is facing the consequences of his choices.
Prats maintains her silence and lets Arusia do all the taunting and talking and it speak volumes. Lallantop Prats! πBest way to handle the Takurs and the new woman who just moved in. Takurs are used to verbally hashing it out, the silent treatment will kill them so keep at it while as your pursue your next course of action. "Mounam Sarvaartha Saadanam! (Silence is the means of all achievements and goals).
POPs please end the sisters' war and get back to issues that you excel at handling, issues that have never been seen on air before.
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