MOTW - The Tenth Apprentice

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Citizens of DM
I present to you our next MOTW
It is Old-Black-Joe
So lets see what it is like
To have an Old Black Guy named Joe
Take on the Grill this time
By Decree of the Dark Lord - Let the grilling games begin

Task One: Register for the Dark Lord's Academy

Name -
Age -
Birthday -
Location -
What brought you to DM -
What do you like and/or dislike about DM -

Task Two: Choose your rivals

Name three members you would like to duel with in this apprentice program? (Cannot be a past apprentice)
Why do you think they would be worthy rivals?
How do you plan to vanquish them in their hot seat?

Task Three: Toot your horn

Tell the Dark Lord and the citizens of DM, why you would make an excellent Dark Knight

Task Four: Battle Time

DM'ers prepare your battle stations. Unleash your arsenal of questions.

For your convenience - The Dark Academy Roster
First Apprentice: Karandel_2008 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1398916
Second Apprentice: Gauri_3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1405312
Second Apprentice (part 2) - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1407700
Third Apprentice PhoeniX_ofhades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1410438
Fourth Apprentice Midnight_Shade - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1415502
Fifth Apprentice Angie.4U - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1420509
Sixth Apprentice Summer3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1425478
Seventh Apprentice - ReturnToHades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1430457
Eight Apprentice - Emptiness - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1435365
Ninth Apprentice - *WohAjnabee* - https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1440479


Notes & Reminders
1) IF COC & DM rules applicable at all times
2) O & N is fixed but the
3) I do not have a Rafi Sahib collection. However, OBJ reminds me of the devil....so....I also like how Little Johnny beats the Devil. LOL

Posted: 12 years ago
Welcome to the hot seat OBJ. Make yourself comfortable on that uncomfortable seat.
Posted: 12 years ago
Alright, time for my signature dozen tasks.

1) Cook us something OBJ. However, a twist this time. No IFers. You have to cook a dish with singers and composers as ingredients. Lets see who you chop, and crush. Who gets on top of who and who gets soaked in the music world.

2) DeMons have joined Rafi forums. Tell us who you ban for trolling. Who gets promoted to mod with you. Who acts like the noob. Who flirts with all Rafi fans etc.

3) The task that Xo gave Ajnu but with Rafi songs. Make a list of Rafi songs starting with all the letters of Alphabet and dedicate them to members.

4) Pick a debate on this forum and now recreate the whole debate in OBJ style using those Phoenix icons of yours.

5) Design a video game challenge. Think of all the DeMons. Now you will create a video game that incorporates them all as characters.
a) What is the name of the game
b) What is the setting theme and object of the game.
c) List as many DeMons as you want and their respective characters, powers and other details.
d) Now you play the game, give us an account of what happens in the game for the first hour or so.

6) Pick at least ten DeMons. Give them an MID name and personality. Explain why.

7) Lets make OBJ sappy. Write a sappy love story based on one of the picture stories.

8) Another stolen task. Pick at least ten DeMons and describe their first kiss.

9) More theft. Karan had given this evil task to you a long time ago. But you skipped it. Gauri fulfilled it with great panache. Now you will create fifteen couples on IF and tell us about them. Five will be male-female, five will be male-male and five will be female-female.

10) Looks like you watch Glee. Make a DM remake of Glee.

11) If you were to make an evil plan to take over the world, which DM members would you recruit and why.

12) The SVCG task. You know the drill.

a) Make sentences, paragraph or story with the following

asynchronous, persnickety, behemoth, leviathan, parsimonious, acrid, azure, cerulean, trichinosis, lycanthropy, incantation, trepidation, calibration, shaman, thespian, thrombosis, alliteration, dryad, paleolithic, epigraph, truculent, guillotine,  catheter, abdicate, subjugate, misnomer, nomenclature, binomial, mensuration, deciduous, sentience, menorah, chandelier, cavalier, cadaver

b) Now translate into plain English

Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by return_to_hades


[YOUTUBE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXJ6vgHL-3c[/YOUTUBE]


omg that was HILARIOUS ROFL 

Citizens of DM
I present to you our next MOTW
It is Old-Black-Joe
So lets see what it is like
To have an Old Black Guy named Joe
Take on the Grill this time
By Decree of the Dark Lord - Let the grilling games begin

Task One: Register for the Dark Lord's Academy

Name -  old black joe aka mr. sen LOL
Age -  20
Birthday - june 5th 1990
Location -  chennai, land of the idly
What brought you to DM - shahdin told me about dm and I quite like it, lots of scope for my one liners LOL don't actually like debating on what one should/d'nt do, how things should or should not be, whether any mass of us exists after death, these arent in my line of interest, which is namely, money.. lots of it 400 crores LOL I'll NEVER have to work againn!!
What do you like and/or dislike about DM - 

likes:
interesting people
scope for trolling
decent reasonable mod, not overly harsh like some
less hindi unlike srgmp

dislikes:
the topics are extremely repetitive

got used to srgmp that I feel out of my home sometimes.
lots of fights on this forum and many friends left out of pain or boredom

Task Two: Choose your rivals

Name three members you would like to duel with in this apprentice program? (Cannot be a past apprentice)I would like to duel with shad(she comes up with the best answers) middy(her questions are like mad bombing LOL)and mister K(he's the most unique here Big smile)
Why do you think they would be worthy rivals?reasons given above.
How do you plan to vanquish them in their hot seat? by answering them at my jet like speed.

Task Three: Toot your horn

Tell the Dark Lord and the citizens of DM, why you would make an excellent Dark Knight
Friends, enemies, lovers,postmen, gay people, straight people, romans, non romans, rafi fans, non rafi fans(aka hicks),

I am a true knight. That is to say, I am the only one among the previous noobies who can tear through questions with both effectiveness and efficiency, two words which are used repeatedly in business management classes at college and school, although I cant say the same about their teaching, but anyway... plus, until I get out of college, I am the MOST JOBLESS MAN IN THE UNIVERSE. LOL


Task Four: Battle Time

DM'ers prepare your battle stations. Unleash your arsenal of questions.

For your convenience - The Dark Academy Roster
First Apprentice: Karandel_2008 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1398916
Second Apprentice: Gauri_3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1405312
Second Apprentice (part 2) - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1407700
Third Apprentice PhoeniX_ofhades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1410438
Fourth Apprentice Midnight_Shade - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1415502
Fifth Apprentice Angie.4U - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1420509
Sixth Apprentice Summer3 - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1425478
Seventh Apprentice - ReturnToHades - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1430457
Eight Apprentice - Emptiness - https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/topic/1435365
Ninth Apprentice - *WohAjnabee* - https://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=1440479


Notes & Reminders
1) IF COC & DM rules applicable at all times
2) O & N is fixed but the
3) I do not have a Rafi Sahib collection. However, OBJ reminds me of the devil....so....I also like how Little Johnny beats the Devil. LOL er, you DO know what little johnny means right? Confused

Posted: 12 years ago
Will be back later with Sarina's (amazing) questions.  wanna watch two and a half men bloopers on youtube right now. also cspan prank calls.

later!


MOTW KEY:

questions yet to be answered
answered questions

bio data - page 1
rth's long but interesting questions- page 1(100% completed)
summer's task which I might not do in a rafi voice coz I dont have one- page 1- decided not to do, I might sing a sanu medley later though, sorry summer :( 
koeli's banned questions- page 1
krystal's awesome question on how I'll kill people - page 1
Angel's whopping 2 questions Tongue - page 2

mister k's 2 and a half captions - page 16
Dream's rafi bharat ratna acceptance speech - page 33

vinu's 5 qns - page 44
summer's singer id profile questions page 45
wa's allejandro translation - page 51
nf's humko tumse assigning - page 56
summer's laloo caption - page
shad's stolen questions from page 66 to 68 or somethin
karan's love letters page 78 (50% done)
middy's translation page 97
rth's percentage analysis page 101 -done in full settlement :P
krystals beggar qns - page 125
crazy sunny's ban question  page 125
krystal's rebirth question - page 146


ANSWERS:
bio data - page 1
koeli's ban interrogation - page 2
angel's 2 questions - page 3
bollywood recipe - page 6
krystal's killing members questions - page 6
rth's rafi forum qn - page 16
mister k's 2.5 men - page 22
pinkisluv91's qns  - page 27
Rth's rafi A-Z -page 31
Dream's rafi bharat ratna acceptance speech - page 34
vinu's 5 qns - page 44
summer's singer id profile questions page 45
Rth's debate phoenix style - page 48
drunk proposal poem to p1nk - page 50
rth's game task - page 59
wa's allejandro translation - page 60
shad's humko tumse assigning - page 61
summer's laloo caption - page 57
rth's mid' questions page 62
shad's stolen questions' answered from page 67 to 70. Tongue
rth's svcg task - page 71
rth's sappy obj task - page 72.
rth's world domination - page 73
rth's first kiss question - page 94
rth's glee story - page 96
rth's couples's partly done in full settlement Tongue - page 102
middy' translation page- 102
krystals beggar qns - page 125
crazy sunny's ban question  page 126
karan's love letters:
a)Girls - page 139, 146 and 147
krystal's rebirth question - page 146 (same page)
Edited by old-black-joe - 12 years ago
Posted: 12 years ago
hello joe and welcome!
 
I look forward to being a passenger in the amazing jetty that coninues to sail with high spirits, despite a temporary Ban-nister Cyclone disruption. Tongue
 
My tasks, although i'd thought of mailing them to you, ive now decided to come forth and bravely thrust them now IN YOUR BLACKIE FACE! lolololol LOL
 
Enjoy:
 
You are a dreaded Psychopathic Killer...you are on the run after being noted down in the "Top 10 Wanted list" of the Interpol, when your eyes caught the heavenly abode of DM in IF.
 
List out different ways and manners in detail as to how you'd love to murder DM members. Atleast 10 Names must.
 
 
 
 
 
 
Edited by krystal_watz - 12 years ago
Posted: 12 years ago
Congrats OBJ, the Rafi lover.
ClapClapClap
 
 
 
Please sing three songs of your choice.
 
Rafi voice and Kumar Sanu voice or  Sonu ji voice.
 
 
Posted: 12 years ago
Ohh O.kk Joe ..u r back with ur old black garb ...u didn't tell me why ...but  I gather now that u got banned ...why am I not surprised!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL ....U requested me to ask this question here ....
 
So here r my preliminary qs ..since I don't keep tab of what's going on with ur daily IF life ...
 
1.why are u banned ???
2.When were u banned ???
3. So, u got banned with ur jetty ID but u can roam around with ur OBJ ID???...Hmmmm..then what was the purpose of this ban ???
4. Do u think this ban has helped u shape up ur thought process(on IF)  in any way ????....
 
5..Do u repent of what u did ??..( ofcourse u didn't get banned for giving  hugs to people )    ...express ur feelings about this whole issue thru a song .....
 
That's all for now ...ohh haa ...congrats for gracing the hot kursi Clap..
 
and good luck...Thumbs Up
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Edited by kuhu.kuhu - 12 years ago

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