I find it more beyond lame when the master of ceremonies puts themselves on the hot seat. So looks like instead of a fine meaty goat, everyone is stuck with a lame duck. In light of recent events I thought, I ought to take the heat and act as a diffuser/buffer for the week. Moreover, who knows if Mister. K was actually serious about his People for ethical treatment of forum members threat. You never know with him. This week also happens to be good as I have a long weekend for the longest time. Actually I'm also counting on some good grillers to be on the lowdown. I'm sneaksy like that too.
So now on to ceremonious disclaimers, forewords, prologues, prefixes, appendices, notes and whatever has become mandatory for these ceremonies. I will say first off hand I work FIFO. My brain cannot function in a non linear patter. It is too confusing for me to handle. I'll end up forgetting and confusing things. This is how I work. In fact the recent GMAT taught me you can move onto the next only after submitting one answer and you cannot go back.
I'm moody. I'm not necessarily funny or good like that. Fairies are in the horizon so I could shuttle between angry, melancholic, romantic, and yes scathingly sarcastic. I hope you don't mind me not being funny. If you complain, I'll just smack you. Hopefully, you are a guy. Even if you are a girl, I'm a girl so its ok for us to do all that jazz.
Most importantly I promise that there will be no Greek Warlords violating and pillaging (note the subtle censorship) any person, object, organization or entity - physically, spiritually, emotionally, psychologically, socially, metaphysically or on another planet in a galaxy far far away. Anything not covered by this promise falls under the singularity disclaimer. Its just a quantum fluctuation deal with it.
I'm not for security pacts or Kevlar outfits. I jump into the battle field unprotected. Thats because Hades needs no armor. All of you will be in Hades someday, so nothing is beyond the scope of Hades.
All answers, places, people, names, events, and actions are purely fictitious - any resemblance to any person living, dead, un-dead or in your imaginations is nothing but the result of your imagination which is nothing more than a figment of my imagination, I exist therefore you are. So that should solve that. There will be no screaming of bloody murder tolerated here, for every bullet fired at the crowd will be two bullets fired at the bullet shooter so call it murder suicide if you will. However, should anyone be hurt, offended, elated, ecstatic, overjoyed, enamored, enraged or any other excessive affects of human emotion - it means that I am suffering these unnecessary emotions after all when we boil the universe down to singular nihilism I am you and you are me and it is very trying for me to experience what you experience so I would really not like to be you because that would mean you are experiencing me and you are not cool like that.
The bottom line is PM me or state if anything appears beyond your human tolerances. I will immediately edit and express my regrets. But if that content is bestseller material I cannot make any promises that it wont be published someday under a pseudo name with other pseudo amendments.
Hopefully, by the time you have finished reading this any and all questions in your mind have evaporated. You are now extremely bored, exhausted and sleepy. Go take a nap and come back in a week. Any further endeavors might be reading more of these and that means your prescription strength will increase or if you dont have glasses you may need some.
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