~ to a fast aging child-adult ~ Happy Birthday!

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Hina

@hinz

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+ 9

Posted: 14 years ago

*Disclaimer*

- This is a NUTTER HOUSE production, enter at your own risk

- We take no responsibility for how many times within second costumes of characters change

- We take no responsibility for any or all mixed lingo talks that reader may/may not understand (if you're not a nutter or like one, chances are you're wasting your time here on)

- anything to do with arrangements (read: esp food) is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to its real life counterparts. Readers are expected to understand and take into accord this important fact - the party, and all about it, is ONLY a myth!

- that said, come JOIN THE BASH!!

*curtains rise*

(birthday girl enters - typical bolly/holly/telly scene - dark every where (pretend armaan's presence, too expensive to hire he was, pity!) then, all scream):  SURPRISE!!!

 

 

- Lo! Aur sunlo! Yaar koi isko daffa kardo yahan se, warna mujse gaaliyan khayegi aj bi!

 

- nj yaar bas bi tu... lets take her - behind the scenes! it all began when ...

 

(typical flashback style, all dissolves into a time some few hours ago - obviously, we never do anything well in advance - hear the three senior nutters whisper in discussion)

 

- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (yeh, i meant whisper barring nijal's occasional spells) kiz ka bday hai yaaraaa! kuch karne ka ni hai hum logon ko? im telling you now jauz last minute kuch ni hota mere se... hinkiii! tum hi kuch to bolo yaara ... mere bacha bichara, kisi ko worry hori ni hai ...

 

- yeh? *hmph* tu hi bol de fir kya karna

 

- karna kya jauzzzzz! party sharty! khana hone ka mast wala!

 

- kaunsa khana? who's gona do all the cooking? muje to roti se dur rakhna bas tum log...

 

- cook hoti N.patel! hiniyaaaaaa!!! samjho yaara aap baat ko naaaa! khana banayegi humari head chef!! (mutters to self, who cares, khaana to kiz ne hai :P)

 

- isshhhhhhhhh!!!! why would you get ME to cook jauz! eggs bol kite daalu? 5 ni hain yaar, 3 chalte? i'll put egg nog ya kuch to aur jo bi hai? ...AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ....you know muje kita tick hota ye sab se... abi kari hu eggs yaar ruk ja! ... (why me?!!!)

 

- duh nij! look at me now, and aise karna ka sab kuch after this... NIJ! are you listening? dekho idhar!

 

- eeeehhhhh!!!! *whispers to hinz* hinz maine naaa mirchi ke batle haldi daal diya....aur SHOOT* salt toh dala hi nahi....ohoooo....kab banega yeh dhank ze mujhse..uff!

 

- LOL nij! tune salt and haldi CAKE mein daalna kyu tha?! nj yaar please tu take over karle cooking, usko dance rehearsal karne dete hum ...

 

- hmmm aite... hona hi tha, i should have known better ...

 

- aito!!!! this is step one!! - HADIPPA!!!

 

- how about - 'zara sa jhum lu mainnnn' ... ?

 

- ooooohhh!! the EGYPTIAN dance?!!!

 

- titanic??!! *nij singing (well trying to)* 'haaaaaaan jab tak hai jaaan jaane jahan main nachungi, main nachungi, main nachungi' *nj looks weary* 'thats sholay nij, titanic was in english' *nij rolls eyes* 'tune dubbed version ni dekha hai?!

 

- LMAO!!! kya ho tum log yaar! nj tu please zara us cake ko is duniya mein le aa ... !

 

- bbbrrr!!! no one lets me dance!

 

- (wisely ignores nj) i think mes gonna put bunnies around ... thoda decor bi hojaye ...

- and flowers!!! oooooohhh! can i take this one for my hair??

 

- hmm (trying not to smile) btw, cake is done ... i need coffee (only today, eeh!)

 

- he he he he ... coffee ... hinz..she gave me some too ... he he he he ... i'm not drunk jauz, just thodu tipsy ... see the flowers in my hair? oooooooooohhh! i like my hair!!! he he he he !!

 

- nj, nij, look here! lets do the flying dance ... wooooheeeeeeeeee!!!

 

- muah hinkiii!!! kya lagrein aap!! saru che, saru che! yeich karne ka hum logon ko!

 

- and mes gonna sing (NO NIJ U CAN'T - hum uski bday ki shok ni mana re hain, please) hiniiiiii suno mera song!!!

 

- *blushes* how was it guys?

 

- (nij imagines kiz's reaction in her mind - 'nahiiiiiiiii don't make me pull my hair, pleassssssss inhein koi band kara do!!!)

 

- mom can we please get nj khala to not sing?

 

- oh fine whatever u guys ... at least lets go get ready in time for the party now - before she comes? wo ayegi fir BBCD bankar *nij style* and hum ghum re honge awara...

 

*after a while*

 

- pump it up!!

 

- we gonna get it on!!

 

<img src="http://i45.tinypic.com/5wgysm.jpg" alt="" />- nana nana na! hil jayegi ye zameen bhi

 

<img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/97p28h.jpg" alt="" />- YEH WE GONNA GET IT ON!!! pum paam para!!

 

*dissolving back to the present* This is end of the show. audiences are required to exit the hall peacefully. any party suspected of treason (read: announcing how crap the entire thing was) is liable to be presented before the birthday girl for sentencing (read: if you're smart, you never want that to happen). additionally to waste the time and resources of Nutter House, you shall get no cake (read: not even the imaginary one)

 

*curtains fall* *Counting your blessings* zia family http://i46.tinypic.com/ojqput.jpg *Counting creations* [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMnGtfl7xoQ[/YOUTUBE] *Counting your gifts* . . . . . . . . . (yeh you guessed right, there were no volunteers - eeeh!) *Counting messages* [if you find nothing here - follow the steps below: 1. hack into one of the nutter accounts 2. locate the right one from which pms were sent informing IF fellas of your thread 3. memorize the list 4. log out of nutter accounts (IMPORTANT STEP THIS) 5. Login to the 'mental' account 6. Send hate mails to deserving candidates]  thats all for now folks, tada, bye bye, sayonara, ... and all that, until... (oh well, hopefully never again *phew* - 😆) *credits* the sleepless nutter 🥱 the sleeping nutter 🤢 the sleepy nutter   *~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 

</div>Edited by hinanaziri - 14 years ago

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pickytg

@pickytg

Goldie

Posted: 14 years ago

ladies first - mommies first - ji yes! ye mera reserved hai :D

*yu-ppie* my bacha..mere jigar ka tukda.....mere aaho ka tara....aur mere gale ka apple.....tu kitnaaaaa bada hogaya aaj (oops kal).....mere aakhon ke saamne na rehte hue....yehi hua hai.....aaj dekho....pehchan mein bhi ni aata tu....mere laaalll!!! :P

Kizaaa.....momma loves you *woot woot* ...and wishes you a brilliant and beautiful year ahead, sab wishes puri ho - Inshallah! :) aur besides taking another step towards doctor - giri...i wish tu ache ladke ko bhi patta le ya better thoda bhaaw de zara....all the luck always, muaahhh! *hugs* 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

wers the party....and cake hinz?????? 🥳

~moi
Edited by missypatel - 14 years ago

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331788

Inactive

Posted: 14 years ago

... men and dogs to follow ... dadda now, at last!! :P

agayi hun main, agaya i mean...

but TUM to aayi n ahi ho supposed starlet-of-the-thread ... Happy birthdayyyy hoti tuje, replete with that entire string of aashirwaads your momma has given u - sometimes i let her play spokesperson! :D

that said, SHAKAL TO DIKHA DE! ita thankless birthday celeb maine AJ TAK NAHI dekha... thanks bolne to masha Allah apke shah rukh and karan bi interview de dete hain madam!

(obviously thats euphemistic - if i had my way, which i dont on this thread, the above para would be paraphrased in quite the other words - aati ke ni tu ab??)

19 ke ho gaye ho, kuch zimedaari - ?

😆

muah muah,
dadda - nadz :P
Edited by spln - 14 years ago

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Sai Prasanthi

@Prasanthi

IF-Rockerz

+ 3

Posted: 14 years ago

Doc!!!!!!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!! 🥳

Have an awesome blessed funfilled life !!!!

edited:

Typical of you all Nutters 😛 Kya Family Hai 😆

Love You All!!! ❤️
Edited by Prasanthi - 14 years ago