Difference between men n women - Page 2

Originally posted by: return_to_hades

Yeah the only image I could find was photobucket.

Originally posted by: Summer3

 

I think this is quite funny.😆

 

Ironies of life
Men :
 1.     All men are extremely busy.
 2.     Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
 3.     Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
 4.     Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
 5.     Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

 

 

Women :
 1.     The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
 2.     Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
 3.     Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
 4.     Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
 5.     Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
 6.     Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
 7.     Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they  don't believe you.

Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.😆

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.😆

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.😆

A successful woman is one who can find such a man😆

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.😆

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.😆

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.

😆😆

🤣🤣..lol.. Summer jii..

i have some in my emails at work.. will post them tomorrow..

🤣

Originally posted by: Meena1

🤣🤣..lol.. Summer jii..

i have some in my emails at work.. will post them tomorrow..

🤣

Edited by Summer3 - 14 years ago

Another one:-

Originally posted by: Believe

Another one:-

The man discovered WEAPONS and invented HUNTING, The woman discovered HUNTING and invented FURS. The man discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT, The woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP. The man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION, The woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP. The man discovered GAMBLING and invented CARDS, The woman discovered CARDS and invented WITCHERY. The man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD, The woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET. The man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE, The woman discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE. The man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY, The woman discovered MONEY and that's when it all messed up 😉

coz there was no eve sitting nearby for him to discover anything other than gravity 😆 but how the students must hate newton !

Originally posted by: Khatarnak

Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.