Difference between men n women - Page 2

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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by return_to_hades


Another good one




 
Cannot view this? Photo bucket
Posted: 12 years ago
Yeah the only image I could find was photobucket.
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by return_to_hades


Yeah the only image I could find was photobucket.
We should sue the photo bucket for software inadequacies.LOL
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by Summer3


 
I think this is quite funny.LOL
 
Ironies of life
Men :
 1.     All men are extremely busy.
 2.     Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
 3.     Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
 4.     Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
 5.     Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
 
 
Women :
 1.     The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
 2.     Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
 3.     Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
 4.     Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
 5.     Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
 6.     Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
 7.     Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they  don't believe you.


Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by Khatarnak


Originally posted by Summer3


 
I think this is quite funny.LOL
 
Ironies of life
Men :
 1.     All men are extremely busy.
 2.     Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
 3.     Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
 4.     Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
 5.     Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
 
 
Women :
 1.     The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
 2.     Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
 3.     Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
 4.     Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
 5.     Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
 6.     Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
 7.     Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they  don't believe you.


Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.
 
Wow, other great lines.ClapLOL
Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by Khatarnak


Originally posted by Summer3


 
I think this is quite funny.LOL
 
Ironies of life
Men :
 1.     All men are extremely busy.
 2.     Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
 3.     Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.
 4.     Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
 5.     Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
 
 
Women :
 1.     The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
 2.     Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
 3.     Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
 4.     Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
 5.     Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just 'an old rag'.
 6.     Although their clothes are always 'just an old rag', they still expect you to compliment them.
 7.     Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they  don't believe you.


Wow that's nice, I am going to add some salt to it

A woman has the last word in any argument.LOL

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.LOL

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.LOL

A successful woman is one who can find such a manLOL

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she

does.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage,

answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.LOL

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.LOL

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two

people remembering the same thing.
LOLLOL
 
Nice one Khaty Bhai, hope the nurses do not read it. Or else you will be history.
This is all for the men.
Posted: 12 years ago


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Posted: 12 years ago
Originally posted by Meena1


ROFLROFL..lol.. Summer jii..


i have some in my emails at work.. will post them tomorrow..



ROFL

 
Thanks. Khaty Bhai has added a lot of garam masala.LOL
 
But it is said that a woman has the right to be sharp and nasty at times, because they cannot stand a man for being so slow to catch things. It is also their privelege to change their minds.
 
I read that actaully even God is afraid of women.
Edited by Summer3 - 12 years ago

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