Little Conversation with Dearest Patients
Ab shuruaat hoti hai subaah me jaha pe hum dekhte hai ek bahot hi shandar office ke bahar Dr Rajeev Khandelwal aur Dr. Aamna Shariff ka naam likha hua hota hai. Jab hum andar chal ke dekhte hai hai to Dr. Rajeev aur Dr. Aamna subaah ki coffee pi rahe the jab unka personal assistant aata hai.
Assistant: Good Morning Sir'.Good Morning Mam'.
Dr. Rajeev: Good Morning''aaj kitne patients hai''
Assistant: 16''
Dr. Aamna: 16''.thik hai unhe ek ek karke andar bhejo''.
Assistant: thik hai''.main sabse pehli pateint ko bhejta hoon'.
Dr. Rajeev; 16''..lucky nunber''
Dr. Aamna: haa woh abhi pata chalega ki kaun kitna pagal hai''.
Jab sabse pehli patient andar aati hai''
Dr. Rajeev: Hello''.aapki tarif''
Person: Hi 'main Kashish'..
Dr. Aamna: hey''.yeh to mera naam tha''..Rajeev tumhe yaad hai'..
Dr. Rajeev: of course use main kaise bhul sakta hoon lekin hum kaam pe jyada dhayan de''
Dr. Aamna: sorry''.kahiye aapki problem kya hai''.
Kashish: meri problem yeh hai ki main aap dono ko leke scenes likhti hi rehti hoon'.din bhar yahi sochti hoon ki ab kaunsi situation me scene likhu'ab kabhi kabhi aise scene likh deti hoon ki uski waje se mere bechare kayi dosto ko rato ki neend ud jati hai'.subaah aankh khulti hai to aap dono ke khayal se aur soti ho to aap dono ke khawab ko leke'mere sare dost muje Crazy R kehte hai'..ab karoon to kya karoon main is pagalpan ka''
Dr. Rajeev: well''.yeh to achchi baat hai'kabhi kabhi hume aisie halat me bhi scene likh diya karo''.lagta hai hamare kahani ki dor aapke haath me hai '..lekin abhi '..aapka case wake me bahot serious hai''.aapko kuch din ke liye Ward no. 16 me rehna hoga''
Kashish: sach''.iska matlab main aapko roj mil sakti hoon''.
Dr. Aamna: jee haa lekin aapke check up ke liye main aaungi''..aap apne ward me jake kuch haseen pal dekh sakte hai'..aur yeh raha aapka yaha ka pass''''
Kashish: Thank you''
Ab agli patient aati hai'''
Dr. Aamna: Hello'''aapka naam''
Person: Summi'.mera naam Summi hai''
Dr. Rajeev: Summi to tumhe kaisi problem hai''
Summi: meri problem yeh hai ki main sote bethte uthte jagte bas sirf aap dono ke bare me hi sochti rehti hoon''..aapka naam sunte hi muje bahot se achche aur naughty khayal aane lagte hai'main na kabhi aapke scene padhne se thakti hi nahi'..main aapka woh KTH window wala scene ko dekhne se thakti hi nahi ab main karoon to kya karoon is pagalpan ka''..
Dr. Rajeev: kafi hadd tak aapka pagalpan badh gaya hai'''waise mere khayal se aapko kuch din ke liye Ward no. 16 me rehna hoga''..
Summi: sach'''muje yaha aap logo ke beech rakha jayega''.
Dr. Aamna: haa sach me'''ab aap jaiye aur Kashish ke saath kuch haseen lamhe ko taaza kariye'waise yeh raha aapka pass''..
Summi: Thank You''..
Ab agli patient aati hai''.
Dr. Rajeev: Hello''.aap'..
Person: main Pihu''pihu the pooh''
Dr. Aamna: very cute name'''waise aapko kya kya hota hai'..
Pihu: jee muje meri umar se kuch jyada hi aage sochne ki bimari hai''.abhi dekh lo muje na kabhi kabhi bahot naughty naughty khayal aate hai ''kabhi kabhi to muje khud pata nahi main kya soch rahi hoon''ab aap hi mera kuch kar sakte hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: mere khayal se aapka ek hi ilaj hai aur who hai ki aap hamare yaha kuch din Ward no. 16 me rahe jaha pe aap ke ilaz kuch KTH ke pal se hoga'''.ab aap ja sakte hai''..
Dr. Aamna: yeh lijiye aapka yaha ka pass''..
Ab agli pateint aati hai''..
Dr. Aamna: hello''.aapka naam''.
Person: Heena''lekin aap log Heenu keh sakte hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: achcha Heenu''.tumhe kaun kaun si pareshani hai''taki hume ilaz karme me aasani ho''
Heenu: jee muje na aapki her tasvir pe romantic line likh ne ki bimari hai''.ab main kya karoon jab bhi aapki koi tasvir dekhti hoon to mera dil mujse woh sari line kehta hai''..ab aap hi bataiye kya dil ki baatein likhna pagalpan hai''agar yeh pagalpan hai to muje koi sikayat bhi nahi lekin mere dosto ko lagta hai ki main pagal hoon'..
Dr. Aamna: Romantic line likhna bhi apne aap me ek pagalpan hai''.koi baat nahi ab tum yaha aa gayi ho to tumhara ilaz bhi ho jayega''..ab tum Ward no. 16 me jake kuch hamari tasvir pe lines likh dena main padhne aaungi''..
Dr. Rajeev: aur yeh raha tumhara pass'.
Ab agli patient aati hai''.
Dr. Aamna: hello'''aapka naam'..
Person: Zee''
Dr. Rajeev: kahi aap ZeeTV se to nahi''.
Zee; nahi nahi''.main to yaha pe apne pagalpan ka ilaz karane aayi hoon''waise meri problem yeh hai ki main aap dono ke naam se jiti hoon'..main aisi koi site nahi chodti jaha se muje aap dono ki khabar na ho ab to lagta hai ki main article queen finder ban gayi hoon''aur muje andar ki baat pata karne me bahot maza aata hai''ab main yaha rehkar anadar ki baat pata karna chahti hoon'''kya mera ilaz yaha pe ho sakta hai''.
Dr. Aamna: kyun nahi ho sakta''..humne bahot bade bade pagal ko thik kiya hai to aapka bhi ilaz kar denge'''.
Zee; sach to thik hai kya main aapka interview le sakti hoon'.
Dr. Rajeev: abhi nahi'''abhi aap Ward no 16 me jaiye aur waha pe kuch dosto ke saath kuch hamari purani yaadoin ko dekhe''..
Dr. Aamna: yeh raha aapka Pass''
Ab agli pateint aati hai''
Dr. Rajeev: hello'''aap'..
Person: Main Sonu''
Dr. Aamna: cute name''.khair aapko bimari kya hai''.
Sonu: bimari to wahi hai''..aapka pagalpan''.ab kal ki hi baat lijiye''..main apna kaam kar rahi thi lekin aap dono ke naam dil me aate hi behke behke khayal aane lage''.aur kal to hadd hi kardi''muje aap dono bed pe romance karte dikh rahe the''..
Dr. Rajeev: kafi achchi imagination hai aapki''''.ab iska to ek hi ilaj hai''.aap hamare saath rahiye aur hume imagine karte rahe''.
Sonu: kya main isi office me aapke samne reh sakti hoon''
Dr. Aamna: agar aap yaha rahengi to hum kaam kaise karenge is liye aapko ward no 16 me rehna hoga kyunki waha bhi kuch pagal hai'''ab aap ja sakte hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: yeh raha pass''.
Ab agli patient aati hai'''.
Dr. Rajeev: hello'..aap ki tarif'.
Person: Seher''.
Dr. Aamna: to Seher aapko pagalpan me kya kya hota hai''.
Seher; abhi kuch jyada to nahi hua hai lekin abhi to main sirf aapki tasvir pe sayar banti ja rahi hoon'''main nahi chahti ki mera yeh pagalpan kahi muje kisi aur jagah le jaye'''.isi liye'main chahati hoon ki aap hi mera ilaz kare'
Dr. Rajeev: waise kisi din fursat me kabhi aapke sher shunenge''
Seher; zaroor''kabhi bhi yaad kijiyega'..
Dr. Aamna: abhi aap jake ward no. 16 me jaiye waha pe kuch aapke naye dost honge jo is waqt kuch haseen pal ko ked kar rahe hai''
Dr. Rajeev: yeh raha aapka pass
Ab agli patient aati hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: jee aapka naam''.
Person: Preeti
Dr. Aamna: to Preeti aapko kya sikayat hai ''
Preeti: sikayat sirf ek hi hai ki main puri ki puri aap dono ke piche pagal hoon'''ab kya karoon abhot sochti hoon tab bhi dil hai ki manta hi nahi''ab ise pagalpan kehte hai to muje koi aitraaz nahi''..
Dr. Rajeev: shayad aap pehli hai jo apne pagalpan ko swikar kar rahi hai''''
Dr. Aamna: isme ghabrane wali koi baat nahi hum sab yaha pe aap jaiso ka ilaz karne hi aaye hai'''waise hamare tarike kuch alag hai lekin cure paka hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: filhal aap ward no.16 me jaiye jaha pe sab aapka intzar kar rahe hai'''
Dr. Aamna: aur yeh raha aapka pass''
Ab agli pateint aati hai'''
Dr. Aamna: jee aapka naam kya bataya'''
Person: Umang'''.
Dr. Rajeev: well umang'''aapki problem kya hai''mera matlab aapko kya kya mehsoos hota hai''.
Umang: muje na her jagah sirf aur sirf aap dono hi dikhai dete hai'''kabhi kitabo me to kabhi professor me'''.kabhi yaha to kabhi waha''..ab aap hi bataiye her jagah kisi ko imagine karne ko pagal kehte hai'''sab to muje isi naam se kehte hai'''.lekin kya is bimari ka koi ilaz hai'''
Dr. Aamna: hai na bahot hi achcha ilaz hai''.aap thik ho jayegi aur aapko pata bhi nahi lagega''''
Dr. Rajeev: abhi aap ward no. 16 main jaiye aur apni imagine waha pe sabko sunaye''..
Dr. Aamna: yeh raha aapka pass'..
Ab agli pateint aati hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: hello'''aapki tarif'''
Person: Ramsha'''
Dr. Aamna: aur aap ko kis baat ka pagalpan hai'..
Ramsha: muje to her kisam ka pagalpan hai''''main to her waqt sirf aur sirf aapke hi sapno me khoyi rehti hoon'''kabhi kabhi to khud pata nahi kya ho jata hai muje''..ab aap hi bataiye yeh bhi koi pagalpan hai''
Dr. Rajeev: well isi hi pagalpan kehte hai'''
Ramsha: agar aisa hai to muje manzur hai lekin ple ho sake to muje kuch dino ke liye rehne dijiye yaha''.
Dr. Aamna: woh to aapko rakhna hi hoga'''.aapka ilaz jo karna hai''..aap ward no. 16 me ja sakte hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: aur iske liye yeh raha aapka pass
Ab agli pateint aati hai'..
Dr. Aamna: jee aapka naam''.
Person: Neha'..
Dr. Rajeev: aur aapko kis tarah ki bimari hai'''
Neha: muje na ek hi bimari hai''.main jab bhi aap dono ko saath me dekhti hoon to bahot hi naughty naughty khayal aate hai''kabhi kabhi to likhne me bhi shabd sath nahi dete'''.aur kabhi kabhi shuruaat kuch aisi hoti hai aur anth kuch aur'''ab aap hi mera ilaz kar sakte hai''.
Dr. Aamna: waise kafi aage ki soch hai aapki'''koi baat nahi humne bhi achche se achche pagal ka ilaz kiya hai'''.
Dr. Rajeev: kisi din fursat me aapki detail file padenge''..abhi aap ward no.16 main jaiye'''.
Dr. Aamna: filhal yeh raha aapka pass'
Ab agli patient aati hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: jee aap ka naam''..
Person: Surya'''
Dr. Aamna: aur aapki pareshani mera matlab kya bimari hai''.
Surya: ek bimari ho to batau'''aur jab main aapko bataungi to aap log khud muje pagal kahenge''..woh Dr. Rajeev aapko jo SMS aate hai who main hi karti hoon''.her din muje aisa lagta hai ki aapse baat karoon shayad ab yeh hi mera pagalpan ban gaya hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: kafi alag kisam ka pagalpan hai aapka'''
Dr. Aaman: aainda SMS karme zara control karna''..waise is waqt aap kuch waqt ke liye meri pateint hai aur aap ward no.16 me ja sakte hai''.
Dr. Rajeev: ab aapko SMS karne ki zaroorat nahi kyunki hum roz baat kar sakenge'''.yeh raha aapka yaha ka pass
Ab agli pateint aati hai''.
Dr. Aamna: Hi''.aapka naam''
Person: Rabi''cute rabi'''.
Dr. Rajeev: aur aapko kya pagalpan hai''
Rabi: waise mera pagalpan itna bhi serious nahi'''muje sirf na siggi banane ka pagalpan hai'''jaise hi main koi aapka pic dekhti hoon to usi pal dil karta hai aapki siggi bana doon''..ab kya karoon apne aap ko rok hi nahi pati'''kya hoga mera'''
Dr. Aamna: waise aapka case itna bhi serious nahi'''.aap kuch din ke liye hamare Ward no. 16 me rahiye kuch naye dost banaiye aur dher sari meethi yaadein buniye'''
Dr. Rajeev: yeh raha aapka yaha ka pass
Ab agli patient aati hai''..
Dr. Aamna: jee aapka naam kya bataya''..
Person: Nida''..
Dr. Rajeev: to shuruaat karte hai aapko kis tarah ka pagalpan hai''
Nida: muje na aap dono ki siggi banane ka pagalpan hai'''..her pal sirf aap dono ki siggi hi banate rahoon''''.in fact sabko pasand bhi bahot aati hai''.isi liye dil chahta hai ki banati hi jau'''ab kya kare dil pe thode hi kisi ka zor chalta hai'''.
Dr. Aamna; aapka case kafi similar hai Rabi ke case ke saath'''..aapto bahot jaldi thik ho sakti hai''..lekin pehle aapko kuch din yaha rukna hoga''..
Dr. Rajeev: aap jake ward no.16 me Rabi se miliye kyunki aap dono ek hi jaise hai''.shayad ilaz me aap dono ek dusre ki madad kar sake'''.
Dr. Aamna: yeh raha aapka pass
Ab agli pateint aati hai''..
Dr. Rajeev: Hello'''.aapka naam''..
Person: Reva''..
Dr. Aamna: aur pagalpan kaun sa'''
Reva: jitni bhi ho sake pic ko kahi se bhi dhundhna na mile to video me se apni khud ki banana'''main sare writers ko pic post karti hoon''..sare siggi maker meri pic use karte hai'''ab pic ke piche pagal hona pagalpan hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: who to depend karta hai ki aap ek din me kitni pic post karti hai''..lekin aapka case baki se kafi normal hai'''aap to bahot jald recover ho sakti hai'''
Dr.Aamna: abhi aap ward no 16 me jake apni pic collection baki ke sabhi dosto ko bataiye kuch unke ilaj me kaam aayega''
Dr. Rajeev: yeh raha aapka pass''
Ab aakhri patient aati hai'''
Dr. Aamna: hello'''.aapki pehchan''..
Person: Aarti''.
Dr. Rajeev: hello aarti''''aapki pareshani kya hai''
Aarti: meri pareshani yeh hai ki main aise hi pagal hoon aap dono ke liye''..kabhi koi aur waja to kabhi koi aur''main to simply puri ki puri pagal hoon'''aur main itna janti hoon ki aap dono ko mera ilaz karna hai''.
Dr. Aamna: yeh pehla aisa case hai jo general me pagal hai''
Dr. Rajeev: koi baat nahi aap bilkul thik ho jayegi filhal aap ward no 16 me jaiye''''..
Dr. Aamna; yeh raha aapka pass
Ab sare pateint check ho chuke hai''''
Dr. Rajeev: kitni ajeeb baat hai na'''..aaj 16 patients aur sabhi ki sabhi ladkiyaan''..
Dr. Aamna: aur unme se kayi to tumpe marti hai'''
Dr. Rajeev: lagta hai koi jal raha hai''..
Dr. Aamna: tum na pagal ka ilaz karte karte khud pagal ho gaye ho'''..
Dr. Rajeev: aji doctor sahiba hum to aapke pyar me pichle che saal se pagal hai''''.woh to aap hai jo kabhi samaj hi nahi pa rahe'''.lekin koi baat nahi ek bar khud yeh pagal banda aapke dil ka ilaz karega''..
Dr. Aamna: muje bhi us din ka intzaar rahega'''''waise abhi chalo ek bar dekh ke to aate hai ki woh 16 log ek kamre me ek saath beth ke kya dekh rahe hai''''..
Dr. Rajeev: ab to ek bar keh do'''
Dr. Aamna: kya''..
Dr. Rajeev: jo tumhara dil chahe''..
Dr. Aamna: is waqt mera dil kar raha hai ki tumhare saath main lunch pe jau'''
Dr. Rajeev: lunch thik hai'.chalo'''.phir se koi pagal aaye isse pehle hum nikal lete hai'''
Dr. Aamna: chalo'''.
Dr. Rajeev: chalo''.lagta muje mere jawaab ke liye puri zindagi intzaar karna padega''.
Dr. Rajeev darwaze ki aur aage badhte hai'..
Dr. Aamna: hey''..doc''.apna jawaab to sunte jaiye'''I love u doc''..
Dr. Rajeev: kya kaha''..
Dr. Aamna: I love my Rajeev''..from day first''.
Dr. Rajeev: I love u too''..
Both share hug and kiss''..
Love
Kashish
Ple forgive me if I hurt anyones feelings.
Edited by goodkashish - 15 years ago
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