Gur Naal Ishq Mitha
"Gur naal ishq mitha, oh ho, gur naal ishq mitha haye haye," Kunj walked into the kitchen listening to his beautiful wife's 'phatti hui awaz'.
(Not that he would ever tell her that of course.)
"Twinkle," He dragged out, rubbing his sleepy eyes. "Yeh subha subha kya kari hai?"
He lazily dropped his weight onto her, giving her his "big bear hug". She loved them so much.
"Kunj," She sang out his name, and nudging him with his shoulder. "Tumhara sau kilo ka par yeh dukh ki maari kaise chak paye gi?"
"Dukh ki maari?" Kunj picked up his head, now awake, and looked down at her. "Aur tum?Subha subha tum bohot ache jokes maar thi ho."
Twinkle merely laughed and flashed her dimples at him.
"Oh gur naal ishq mitha oh hooo," Twinkle sang louder directly into his ears.
"Ufho meri khatara, yeh radiowa tu bandh kar." Kunj complained, rubbing at his ears."
"Kya kaha tumne? Khatara! Mein, tujhe ab khatara lag ne lagi hoon?"
Kunj chuckled, with his hands raised up as Twinkle flashed a knife at him. He gulped as he mentally noted that he should pay more careful attention to the tools that his wife wields while she's in the kitchen. Or any room for that matter.
"I meant, kyun tum itni subhe apna gala parh ri ho. Kissi ko bhagana hai kya?"
"Phitte moonh tere. Kuch acha kar na chahu, toh tujhe problem hi nazar aati hai. Dekh na," She pointed at the boiling pot in front of her, "mein tumhare liye kitne pyaar se gur wali chai bana ri thi. Par tumhe toh koi farq hi parta."
"Baby, chai banane mein, aur tumhare gaana gaane mein kya connection hai?" He lightly put his hands around her shoulders.
"Agar mein gaa kar tumhare liye chai banane chahti hoon, toh tujhe is mein kya problem hai?" Twinkle asked.
Kunj took a deep breath to calm himself.
Kunj beta, it's not worth it. It's just another useless fight and it's too early in the morning for it. Just, let it go.
"Koi problem ni hai jaaneman. Tu bana aur ghaa." Kunj conceded, folding his hands in front of her.
She brandished her big smile and began singing louder than before.
"Oohh, gur naal ishq mitha oh hoo," She pinched his cheeks, "gur naal ishq mitha haye hayyee,"
Kunj quickly turned around and ran out the kitchen, away from her phatti hui awaz.
He should have known it would be useless.
He was stuck listening to the song in his beautiful wife's voice for the rest of the day.