5th oct to 18th oct.5th oct:
Kabhi qadr nahi ki maine uski bhaut dard diye, jab tak usse samjhta bahut deir ho chuki thi.
Insaniyat bhulakar dhudkara tha maine usse.
Yeh dil agar uss waqt jaag gaya hota toh bhaag kar jata,soumya ko haath pakadke uss gaadi se nikal leta aur koi kuch nahi kar paata.
Police wale hoke sharab pee ke gaadi chalate ho wo bhi police ki gaadi.
Kyu? Bade dino baad purana khel yaad aagaya.
Oye kiya kya hai maine? Dekh bhai mere pass na dialoguebaazi ka samay nahi hai.
Yaar ek dusre ko peet ke hisab barabar kar toh liya,
Dekh inspector mainu jaanede,nai toh na iski shamat phir se aajayegi.
Lock up? Arey kiya kya hai maine? 😆
6th oct -
10 din? Dekh inspector urgent kaam hai,aj se phele kabhi itni request ki? Nahi na.
Navraatro ke baad mai khud hi ajunga 10 din kya 10 saal k liye andar karliyo.
Arey inspector apna mobile mang raha hun mai tumse,tumari koi property nahi mangraha jo itna katra rahe ho. 🤣
Arey kaise bhaiki bhaiki baate karrahe ho, jab khanun bana tha tab mobile hote the? 🤣
Mai toh tumare sarkar ke paise bacharaha hun apna phn manng raha hun tumse 😆
7th oct-
Preeto roti nahi, rehahi chaihiye mainu
Haan toh jo bhi mere raste me aayega uska haalth aur huliya dono bigad dena maine han
Policewale sher dil hote hai yeh suna tha par pathar dil hote hai yeh aj pheli baar dekhraha ho
(8& 9th oct weekend)
10th oct-
Oye preeto punjab ki koi b jail itni masbut nahi hai jo mujhe
Qaid karke rakh sake.
Toh khanoon ko apne izzath pyari hai toh mujhe naa roke,kyu ki mujhe aj koi nahi roksakta
Toh boldo apne yeh khakhi wale chamcho se mujhe pakad ke toh dikhaye.
Nahi harak singh aj nahi haarne wala mai,kyu ki aj meri ladai mere bauji se nahi,balki ek ziddi ghamandi akdu insaan se hai,jo mujhe kuch sahi karne se rok raha hai
Kisine mujhe bulaya hai aur uske bulawe me badi taqqat hai,aj toh maine hi jeetna harak singh, chahe jo hojaye.
11th oct -
Mai kya Harak singh aj rehne do kyu apni beizzati karwate ho
Risk mat lo harak Singh aj tumara koi b daav painch nhi chalne wala.
Kya kehte hai shatranj me harak singh yeh hui tumari shai aur maath
Kya hoga kya karoge? Tumlogon ki dhmaki se darne wala nhi hun mai.
12th oct-
Tumari yeh nishani mujhe tumare hone ka ehsas dilati hai aur tumse dur hone ka dard b deti hai.
Dimaag kharab hogaya hai tumara chup chap sojao aur mujhe b sone do.
Tum khana nahi banugi meri fikar karne ki zarurat nahi.
Gulaboo ab muskara bhi do,muskurate huye bahut achi lgti ho tum.
13th oct-
Koi dikkat nahi hai,sab kuch changaa hai ji 😆
14th oct- Salman wala epi☺️ ❤️
Bahut pass aake bhi bahut dur hai wo mujhse.
Uske milne ka intezaar meri koshisho se bada nahi hosakta.
Bahut jajta hai yeh rang gulabi tumpe,ankhe hone lagi madhmast sharabi tumpe,dil kahi hosh kahi,hum kahi tum kahi,sara ilzam-e-tabiyat yun khaarabi tumpe. *aww*❤️
Tum iss pind ki sabse khoobsurat ladki ho,pind wale meri kismat se jalte honge.
Arey tum mera katal kardo phir b mai bura nahi manunga.
17th oct
Jab tere pass dimag nahi hai toh istemal kyu karti hai.
Tu yaha se jayegi ya tere gaal pe ek raapta lagau? Chal nikal
Zara zaban kaam chala warna aisa na ho puja ke din tera antim sanskar karna padhjaye.
Bauji bolte hai laato ke bhoot baato se nahi maante,utaru tere jasusi ka bhoot, hmm utaru tera BHOOT
18th oct-
No good dialogues 😳
19th oct-
Daam jo tum bolo,kaam jo hum bole.
Oye kastub sun, yeh dialoguebaazi na baad me karna
Jo agar kaam nahi hua na,tujhe teri saari acting bhula deni hai maine
Edited by Ruthless.Slayer - 9 years ago