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Tejesh Ejanthkar

@tejeshec

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Posted: 14 years ago

Gauging the bad mood of everyone here I thought of coming up with something light to freshen up things something like a feel good dose. So here we go, a kind of a poem kind of a shayari on each of the SGPians whom I have interacted with:

Aao Sunavun Pyaar bhari ek anokhi Kahani
Ek tha serial SGP aur uske liye junta thi Deewani

Unhee deewano ki sardaarni thi Sheema Aunty
Ragini ko dekh bajti thi inke dil ki Ghanti
Is Ghanti ki pukar sunke Laxmi Di forum mein kabhi kabhi Padhaartee
Aur sab deewano ko apna gyaan baat ti Rehtee

Din ho ya Raat ho kabhi band nahin hoti Rubs ki batti
Apni Bak Bak se sabki kar deta ye chutti
Bechara/ri ke gender pe yahan bahut sawaal uthe
par Rubs ji apne jawaab naa dene ki zid pe rahe datey
Iski Girl Friend rakhti hai iska itna dhyaan
Aur pyaar se bulati hai isko Rubber Maan(Punjabi naam😆)

Jab Rubs ko batiyaane ke liye chahiye tha SGPians ka Sahara
Vaheen Feefs aur Febs bahaane lage apni gossip ki Dhaara
Yeh teeno ka rishta tha itna Pyaara
gaav gaav gali gali mein ye lagaate the BBC ka Naara
karte rehte ye teen naughty naughty baatein
yehi sab karte karte inhone kaati kayi raatein

Sona ki entry ne kiya Sheemu ko majboor
Aur bhej diya usko DH mein bina kisi Kasoor
Har koi inke gusse ka yahaan hua Shikhar
unki DH mein rehke sab pad gaye Bimaar
SGP ke CVs ko har doosre din yeh karti hai DH mein band
chahe vo cheekein chillayein ya lage unhe thand

SGP set ka chappa chappa hai Renu ji ne naapa
Blooper pe blooper nikaal kar, deti hai CV's ko virtual Laafa
Apni one liners ke liye yeh hai bahut mashoor
Aalas khud inki aalas ko dekh hojaata hai sharam se chur chur

Inhee paagal harkaton ke beech aati hai Haaka Rani
aur siggys bana bana ke chalati hai apna daana paani
sab yahan bechari ko karte hain pareshaan
aur usse siggys banvaa banvaa ke kehte hai tum ho mahaan

sabko shaanth karti hai yahan ek Naani
aur Shatty's ki vo sabse badi hai Deewani
gum mein aur khushi mein rehti hai vo ek samaan
Din ho ya raat ho bus karti rehti hai Shatty's ka gun gaan

Naam hai iska Keenu, hai yahan ki sabse badi khiladi
Aur bahut fast chalti hai iske dimaag ki gaadi
Har waqt pange lene ko rehti hai taiyyar
Ishaan jaise pati ke liye hai iska dil bekarar

Koi Mai ka Laal Nets ke saamne nahin tikta
tikta bhi hai toh vo Nets ko nahin dikhta
matlab haar hai isne kabhi nahin hai maani
Aur Ishaan ki khatiya khadi karte rehti hai yeh janaani

Haali mein ek naacheez se hua saamna
jinke jawaab padke hum toh hogaye paseena paseena
bandi ki soch mein hai bahut gehraayi
lagta hai madam ne koi madhur kahani hai sunaayi

aaj kal BBC ka bhaar isne hai sambhaala
apne saath mujhe bhi is gande kuen mein hai daala
BBC mein rehti hai itni mast ki ye SGP se hai bekhabar
Par kahin Akshara na ban jaaye is baat hai isko Darr

Yahaan ki saaf safaaye ka liya hai inhone theka
Aur ache achon ko yahan se hai bahar pheka
sab ladkiyon ke yeh banke phirte hain bhaiyya
par khud ki doobi hui hai naiyya

Hindi Chini bhai bhai ka hai ye lagati Naara
Aur doosron ko Stalk karna ise lagta hai bahut Pyaara
Kachi Umar mein hee isne dikhaayi kaafi Maturity
Aur iske har post mein nazar aati hai iske dil ki purity

PS: I am sorry if I have missed out someone...Please let me know in such a case I will then add to this. And ya not intended to hurt anyone's feelings. Sorry if I did. Love you all.

Edited by tejeshec - 14 years ago

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Netri

@iViews

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Posted: 14 years ago

Koi Mai ka Laal Nets ke saamne nahin tikta
tikta bhi hai toh vo Nets ko nahin dikhta
matlab haar hai isne kabhi nahin hai maani
Aur Ishaan ki khatiya khadi karte rehti hai yeh janaani

So true abt the Ishan 's Khatiya ...🤓.. Thank U Tejesh 😆
I love Ur surprise way better than what V were expecting ...🤣

Edited by netri - 14 years ago

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crysind

@crysind

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+ 2

Posted: 14 years ago

Jai Bholo RESERVE Bhayya ki...😆

Pata nahi ab yaha kya surprise hein...

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Oh! Thats so sweet of you Tej... But you have to look for a girl...😆 so that I cant give you some tips...😆

Edited by crysind - 14 years ago

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keenu gill

@Keenu.G

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Posted: 14 years ago

ok tejesh,I have to say this "THAT WAS AWESOME"👏

kya baat hai ji! aapki shayari ka jawab nahin!⭐️

and you guessed me right, lekin these days i m not latoo over ishaan so last line ko chodke baaki sab kuch ek dum bindaas hai! 😊

Edited by Keenu.G - 14 years ago

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Netri

@iViews

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: crysind
Jai Bholo RESERVE Bhayya ki...😆
Pata nahi ab yaha kya surprise hein...

At first I thought he was going to say seeing SGP now a days . I m leaving ... 🥺 🤣 Now I think he is going to provide us all with different kind of Geeky 🤓 charts & tells us SGP is jumping off the cliff ...🤣

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keenu gill

@Keenu.G

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: netri

At first I thought he was going to say seeing SGP now a days . I m leaving ... 🥺 🤣 Now I think he is going to provide us all with different kind of Geeky 🤓 charts & tells us SGP is jumping off the cliff ...🤣

hahah nets even i thought the same, but now i m getting ready to read LOOONG post ! 🤓 😆!

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crysind

@crysind

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: netri

At first I thought he was going to say seeing SGP now a days . I m leaving ... 🥺 🤣 Now I think he is going to provide us all with different kind of Geeky 🤓 charts & tells us SGP is jumping off the cliff ...🤣

Since it is from Tej...yes...as you said we can expect "Ups & Downs" as in some Electronic Component Characteristic... 😆🤣

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Netri

@iViews

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Posted: 14 years ago

Originally posted by: crysind

Since it is from Tej...yes...as you said we can expect "Ups & Downs" as in some Electronic Component Characteristic... 😆🤣

God bless him for worrying so much . He & MJSeems r giving each other competition on worrying ...